Tom Schwartz
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So it lifts like under your muscle instead of just the skin. Amazing. So it's like deep. So you don't lose your elasticity. Oh. You know what I mean? And it doesn't anyway.
So it lifts like under your muscle instead of just the skin. Amazing. So it's like deep. So you don't lose your elasticity. Oh. You know what I mean? And it doesn't anyway.
Do you want to get one after this? I mean, not right now, but eventually one day. By the way, Kiki's glowing right now. You look dewy and fabulous. And I just, yeah, I don't know why I find myself going clicking these articles. I can't help it.
Do you want to get one after this? I mean, not right now, but eventually one day. By the way, Kiki's glowing right now. You look dewy and fabulous. And I just, yeah, I don't know why I find myself going clicking these articles. I can't help it.
I mean, I'm notorious for being secretly in love with Lisa Vanderpump, of course. My queen. But I mean, yeah, I've never dated an older, older woman. Well, I've been in a relationship for the past 14 years.
I mean, I'm notorious for being secretly in love with Lisa Vanderpump, of course. My queen. But I mean, yeah, I've never dated an older, older woman. Well, I've been in a relationship for the past 14 years.
Back when I was younger, I dated a slightly older woman. This was like two years older. Okay. I've never dated a cougar, if you will. Okay. But I'm not opposed to it. I'm not opposed to it.
Back when I was younger, I dated a slightly older woman. This was like two years older. Okay. I've never dated a cougar, if you will. Okay. But I'm not opposed to it. I'm not opposed to it.
I don't know. Listen, Jesse's my boy. I know. Jesse, is it okay if I gossip a little? I don't know. He is single. He's very charming. He's tall. He's strapping. Handsome Jewish man. I get it. Yeah. What do you think about it? Do you think it happened? I didn't do a deep dive. I only read the headlines.
I don't know. Listen, Jesse's my boy. I know. Jesse, is it okay if I gossip a little? I don't know. He is single. He's very charming. He's tall. He's strapping. Handsome Jewish man. I get it. Yeah. What do you think about it? Do you think it happened? I didn't do a deep dive. I only read the headlines.
What's the downside?
What's the downside?
There's no downside.
There's no downside.
That's so funny. I know, Jesse, I'm sorry if you hear this. He won't hear this.
That's so funny. I know, Jesse, I'm sorry if you hear this. He won't hear this.
No, he hasn't. You haven't texted him about it? We're not like besties. He's my boy. And we were just, yeah, we were in New York recently. You know, I said no to that originally. Why? Because I just feel like I'm the least eligible bachelor. I love myself, but I'm just not actively dating. But I think that was a step in the right direction, I guess. And how can I say no?
No, he hasn't. You haven't texted him about it? We're not like besties. He's my boy. And we were just, yeah, we were in New York recently. You know, I said no to that originally. Why? Because I just feel like I'm the least eligible bachelor. I love myself, but I'm just not actively dating. But I think that was a step in the right direction, I guess. And how can I say no?
New York's my favorite city in the world. I love Bravo. I love People Magazine.
New York's my favorite city in the world. I love Bravo. I love People Magazine.