Tom Segura

It's a little different now. Dude, that's sick. I was thinking before the show, though, like... First of all, Bad Thoughts is fucking awesome. Oh, thanks, man. It is, absolutely. If you guys have not seen that yet, you need to go watch it, like, right now.

It's a little different now. Dude, that's sick. I was thinking before the show, though, like... First of all, Bad Thoughts is fucking awesome. Oh, thanks, man. It is, absolutely. If you guys have not seen that yet, you need to go watch it, like, right now.

It's a little different now. Dude, that's sick. I was thinking before the show, though, like... First of all, Bad Thoughts is fucking awesome. Oh, thanks, man. It is, absolutely. If you guys have not seen that yet, you need to go watch it, like, right now.

I want to ask on that, like, how did... So were these just, like... Okay, I guess my question is, how much of that stuff was real shit that actually happened to you? Or was it just like, okay, let's just create the funniest shit we can possibly think of? Is there some reality in there?

I want to ask on that, like, how did... So were these just, like... Okay, I guess my question is, how much of that stuff was real shit that actually happened to you? Or was it just like, okay, let's just create the funniest shit we can possibly think of? Is there some reality in there?

I want to ask on that, like, how did... So were these just, like... Okay, I guess my question is, how much of that stuff was real shit that actually happened to you? Or was it just like, okay, let's just create the funniest shit we can possibly think of? Is there some reality in there?

You know, the coffee thing came... It's like this cathartic thing to write because you go... It came from the whole thing where I'd seen so many times I'd go, hey, can I get a splash of milk? And I'd see them go like one, two, three, four. I'm like, do you know what a fucking splash is? Like a splash is a splash, you know? And so, you know, you can talk about that. You can... Think about that.

You know, the coffee thing came... It's like this cathartic thing to write because you go... It came from the whole thing where I'd seen so many times I'd go, hey, can I get a splash of milk? And I'd see them go like one, two, three, four. I'm like, do you know what a fucking splash is? Like a splash is a splash, you know? And so, you know, you can talk about that. You can... Think about that.

You know, the coffee thing came... It's like this cathartic thing to write because you go... It came from the whole thing where I'd seen so many times I'd go, hey, can I get a splash of milk? And I'd see them go like one, two, three, four. I'm like, do you know what a fucking splash is? Like a splash is a splash, you know? And so, you know, you can talk about that. You can... Think about that.

But the most fun thing to do is to write a story where you go, this thing happens to me all the time. Here's like a different version of how, you know, it's like, it's a fantasy, right? So it's, so it's a, it's a war plan, right?

But the most fun thing to do is to write a story where you go, this thing happens to me all the time. Here's like a different version of how, you know, it's like, it's a fantasy, right? So it's, so it's a, it's a war plan, right?

But the most fun thing to do is to write a story where you go, this thing happens to me all the time. Here's like a different version of how, you know, it's like, it's a fantasy, right? So it's, so it's a, it's a war plan, right?

But it's also like, it's like the healthiest way to channel like those feelings and emotions. You go like, Well, you can just complain about it or you can like write a story about this fantasy. So that's like one version of a story, right? I mean, there's a bunch of different ones in there. Like there's the me with the twins.

But it's also like, it's like the healthiest way to channel like those feelings and emotions. You go like, Well, you can just complain about it or you can like write a story about this fantasy. So that's like one version of a story, right? I mean, there's a bunch of different ones in there. Like there's the me with the twins.

But it's also like, it's like the healthiest way to channel like those feelings and emotions. You go like, Well, you can just complain about it or you can like write a story about this fantasy. So that's like one version of a story, right? I mean, there's a bunch of different ones in there. Like there's the me with the twins.

I don't know if you, so that's the black and white one where I just had this, I had this idea where I was like, Hey, what if we do one where a woman sees me in a window and tells me to like waves me in. And then what I pitched was,

I don't know if you, so that's the black and white one where I just had this, I had this idea where I was like, Hey, what if we do one where a woman sees me in a window and tells me to like waves me in. And then what I pitched was,

I don't know if you, so that's the black and white one where I just had this, I had this idea where I was like, Hey, what if we do one where a woman sees me in a window and tells me to like waves me in. And then what I pitched was,

The woman is drop-dead gorgeous and then she's like do you want to have sex with me and I go yeah And she goes okay well first you have to fuck somebody as gross as you and I go what? And then what we were gonna do was have a woman come in and we were gonna deep fake my face on her so that it would be a sex scene between me and me you know like that was the idea and

The woman is drop-dead gorgeous and then she's like do you want to have sex with me and I go yeah And she goes okay well first you have to fuck somebody as gross as you and I go what? And then what we were gonna do was have a woman come in and we were gonna deep fake my face on her so that it would be a sex scene between me and me you know like that was the idea and