Tom Segura

Yeah. I think, I mean, also I think, you know, in the stories we were making, we were making pretty crazy stories. You know, one is about, um, a guy who goes to a barista and they put in, he asked for a splash of milk and they basically give him like a cup of milk. And so he's like, Hey, can you remake this? And the barista is really rude. And so then the guy kills everybody in the right.

Yeah. I think, I mean, also I think, you know, in the stories we were making, we were making pretty crazy stories. You know, one is about, um, a guy who goes to a barista and they put in, he asked for a splash of milk and they basically give him like a cup of milk. And so he's like, Hey, can you remake this? And the barista is really rude. And so then the guy kills everybody in the right.

Well, I mean, we've all been there, bro. It's like wish fulfillment. Everybody has encountered a retail person where you're like, I'm going to fucking kill this guy.

Well, I mean, we've all been there, bro. It's like wish fulfillment. Everybody has encountered a retail person where you're like, I'm going to fucking kill this guy.

Well, I mean, we've all been there, bro. It's like wish fulfillment. Everybody has encountered a retail person where you're like, I'm going to fucking kill this guy.

Yeah, exactly. All of you. So that was like the fantasy of the story. And then they were like, hey, this is pretty violent. I was like, yeah, that's the whole point. It's a violent fantasy. And then they let it go. I mean, I rip a guy's jaw out of his face in the thing. You probably deserved it.

Yeah, exactly. All of you. So that was like the fantasy of the story. And then they were like, hey, this is pretty violent. I was like, yeah, that's the whole point. It's a violent fantasy. And then they let it go. I mean, I rip a guy's jaw out of his face in the thing. You probably deserved it.

Yeah, exactly. All of you. So that was like the fantasy of the story. And then they were like, hey, this is pretty violent. I was like, yeah, that's the whole point. It's a violent fantasy. And then they let it go. I mean, I rip a guy's jaw out of his face in the thing. You probably deserved it.

I've learned not to fuck with my baristas, though, man.

I've learned not to fuck with my baristas, though, man.

I've learned not to fuck with my baristas, though, man.

Food specifically, but the they thems, bro, they'll get you. The they thems, bro, listen, they will get you, bro. I've learned just to leave it alone. Even if it is fucked up, I just leave it alone, man. You just leave it alone. I just leave it alone, bro.

Food specifically, but the they thems, bro, they'll get you. The they thems, bro, listen, they will get you, bro. I've learned just to leave it alone. Even if it is fucked up, I just leave it alone, man. You just leave it alone. I just leave it alone, bro.

Food specifically, but the they thems, bro, they'll get you. The they thems, bro, listen, they will get you, bro. I've learned just to leave it alone. Even if it is fucked up, I just leave it alone, man. You just leave it alone. I just leave it alone, bro.

I do get a pass.

I do get a pass.

I do get a pass.

You definitely get a better treatment than we do. Oh, how things have changed.

You definitely get a better treatment than we do. Oh, how things have changed.

You definitely get a better treatment than we do. Oh, how things have changed.