Tom Segura
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Podcast Appearances
I mean, for sure you talk about it because... Excuse me. I always felt like you should just talk about whatever's going on.
I mean, for sure you talk about it because... Excuse me. I always felt like you should just talk about whatever's going on.
Actually happening.
Actually happening.
Actually happening.
Yeah, so, like, you know, when, you know, your first...
Yeah, so, like, you know, when, you know, your first...
Yeah, so, like, you know, when, you know, your first...
hour set is you like you're in your 20s it's just like observations and it's like tv shows it's going out you know drinking part whatever and then you know it's like you're you get engaged you're like well i'm gonna talk about that you know like you're married like you you know those things that are whatever you're experiencing it's like you know my dad died talk about that you just talk about
hour set is you like you're in your 20s it's just like observations and it's like tv shows it's going out you know drinking part whatever and then you know it's like you're you get engaged you're like well i'm gonna talk about that you know like you're married like you you know those things that are whatever you're experiencing it's like you know my dad died talk about that you just talk about
hour set is you like you're in your 20s it's just like observations and it's like tv shows it's going out you know drinking part whatever and then you know it's like you're you get engaged you're like well i'm gonna talk about that you know like you're married like you you know those things that are whatever you're experiencing it's like you know my dad died talk about that you just talk about
whatever's happening so like kids sure it's like i don't want to do an hour on having kids but like i always have something because they're they're part of life they're part of my life and uh you know they're two little wild dudes man they're just just ruining everything we have like basically there's such little shits yeah and they're both in jujitsu and it's just like it's so funny because the older one he's like
whatever's happening so like kids sure it's like i don't want to do an hour on having kids but like i always have something because they're they're part of life they're part of my life and uh you know they're two little wild dudes man they're just just ruining everything we have like basically there's such little shits yeah and they're both in jujitsu and it's just like it's so funny because the older one he's like
whatever's happening so like kids sure it's like i don't want to do an hour on having kids but like i always have something because they're they're part of life they're part of my life and uh you know they're two little wild dudes man they're just just ruining everything we have like basically there's such little shits yeah and they're both in jujitsu and it's just like it's so funny because the older one he's like
I think I'm stronger than you. And I'm like, you're definitely not stronger than me, dude. And he's like, you want to try? I'm like, yeah, sure. I mean, you're nine. I will fuck you up. And then he'll try to like, you know, mount me. And I'm like, just pick him up and put him down. He's like, oh wow, you're definitely still stronger than me. I'm like, yeah.
I think I'm stronger than you. And I'm like, you're definitely not stronger than me, dude. And he's like, you want to try? I'm like, yeah, sure. I mean, you're nine. I will fuck you up. And then he'll try to like, you know, mount me. And I'm like, just pick him up and put him down. He's like, oh wow, you're definitely still stronger than me. I'm like, yeah.
I think I'm stronger than you. And I'm like, you're definitely not stronger than me, dude. And he's like, you want to try? I'm like, yeah, sure. I mean, you're nine. I will fuck you up. And then he'll try to like, you know, mount me. And I'm like, just pick him up and put him down. He's like, oh wow, you're definitely still stronger than me. I'm like, yeah.
i know this doesn't have like a no expiration date but i'm gonna i'm gonna remind you of this for a while yeah yeah you gotta make it so bad so we don't even try it again what's that you gotta make it so bad he doesn't try it again no he's like he's coming it sounds like he's gonna keep driving it's coming yeah that's what i'm saying every day i get home he takes his shirt off he's like and he goes i'm gonna be so jacked
i know this doesn't have like a no expiration date but i'm gonna i'm gonna remind you of this for a while yeah yeah you gotta make it so bad so we don't even try it again what's that you gotta make it so bad he doesn't try it again no he's like he's coming it sounds like he's gonna keep driving it's coming yeah that's what i'm saying every day i get home he takes his shirt off he's like and he goes i'm gonna be so jacked
i know this doesn't have like a no expiration date but i'm gonna i'm gonna remind you of this for a while yeah yeah you gotta make it so bad so we don't even try it again what's that you gotta make it so bad he doesn't try it again no he's like he's coming it sounds like he's gonna keep driving it's coming yeah that's what i'm saying every day i get home he takes his shirt off he's like and he goes i'm gonna be so jacked