Tom Segura

and the thing is he has like these like he's like lean you know i mean like he's already like kind of muscular and i'm like i i don't want to tell him but i'm like yeah you probably are it's coming yeah it's coming yeah man um you're also an author yeah you wrote a book we got uh i like to uh play alone please yeah let's head about

and the thing is he has like these like he's like lean you know i mean like he's already like kind of muscular and i'm like i i don't want to tell him but i'm like yeah you probably are it's coming yeah it's coming yeah man um you're also an author yeah you wrote a book we got uh i like to uh play alone please yeah let's head about

and the thing is he has like these like he's like lean you know i mean like he's already like kind of muscular and i'm like i i don't want to tell him but i'm like yeah you probably are it's coming yeah it's coming yeah man um you're also an author yeah you wrote a book we got uh i like to uh play alone please yeah let's head about

well it's a collection of like stories and essays and my first my oldest um he was doing a lot of like two cent two word things when he was like a little kid you know and kind of like mixing around certain words i was like waiting for him to say his first full sentence and then You know what I mean? He'd be like, I do, I know.

well it's a collection of like stories and essays and my first my oldest um he was doing a lot of like two cent two word things when he was like a little kid you know and kind of like mixing around certain words i was like waiting for him to say his first full sentence and then You know what I mean? He'd be like, I do, I know.

well it's a collection of like stories and essays and my first my oldest um he was doing a lot of like two cent two word things when he was like a little kid you know and kind of like mixing around certain words i was like waiting for him to say his first full sentence and then You know what I mean? He'd be like, I do, I know.

And I'm like, oh, he's not like, we were waiting for that first full sentence when he's like, I don't remember, man, like 18 months or two or something like that. And then one day I got home and I sat down next to him in the playroom and he just looked up at me and he goes, I'd like to play alone, please. And I was like, oh, okay. So...

And I'm like, oh, he's not like, we were waiting for that first full sentence when he's like, I don't remember, man, like 18 months or two or something like that. And then one day I got home and I sat down next to him in the playroom and he just looked up at me and he goes, I'd like to play alone, please. And I was like, oh, okay. So...

And I'm like, oh, he's not like, we were waiting for that first full sentence when he's like, I don't remember, man, like 18 months or two or something like that. And then one day I got home and I sat down next to him in the playroom and he just looked up at me and he goes, I'd like to play alone, please. And I was like, oh, okay. So...

I was like, that was really exciting that you said a full sentence. It's also like, he was like, get the fuck out of here. So, but the, the book is just like a whole collection of stories. You know, some of them from my, my days on as a comic, some of them from before then, but like all, all types of different stories. Yeah. Jeez, man. What'd you do before that?

I was like, that was really exciting that you said a full sentence. It's also like, he was like, get the fuck out of here. So, but the, the book is just like a whole collection of stories. You know, some of them from my, my days on as a comic, some of them from before then, but like all, all types of different stories. Yeah. Jeez, man. What'd you do before that?

I was like, that was really exciting that you said a full sentence. It's also like, he was like, get the fuck out of here. So, but the, the book is just like a whole collection of stories. You know, some of them from my, my days on as a comic, some of them from before then, but like all, all types of different stories. Yeah. Jeez, man. What'd you do before that?

Before, before comedy, before comedy. Well, when I graduated college, my actual first, um, First thing I did is I went to Boston and my friend was doing real estate and he was like, this is a crazy easy way to make a lot of money, which for like a fresh college grad, I couldn't believe it.

Before, before comedy, before comedy. Well, when I graduated college, my actual first, um, First thing I did is I went to Boston and my friend was doing real estate and he was like, this is a crazy easy way to make a lot of money, which for like a fresh college grad, I couldn't believe it.

Before, before comedy, before comedy. Well, when I graduated college, my actual first, um, First thing I did is I went to Boston and my friend was doing real estate and he was like, this is a crazy easy way to make a lot of money, which for like a fresh college grad, I couldn't believe it.

The whole system was that if you, Boston has 61 colleges and universities in the Boston metropolitan area, which is crazy amount. And all those people need housing.

The whole system was that if you, Boston has 61 colleges and universities in the Boston metropolitan area, which is crazy amount. And all those people need housing.

The whole system was that if you, Boston has 61 colleges and universities in the Boston metropolitan area, which is crazy amount. And all those people need housing.

and so the way it works is like you just if you work in a real estate office people just come in and they're like i need an apartment and then you show them an apartment i don't know about boston i don't know and they're just like here's this one and then if they sign up for it they have to pay first last and another month equivalent to the real estate office and then as a agent you get half of that

and so the way it works is like you just if you work in a real estate office people just come in and they're like i need an apartment and then you show them an apartment i don't know about boston i don't know and they're just like here's this one and then if they sign up for it they have to pay first last and another month equivalent to the real estate office and then as a agent you get half of that