Tom Simon

He becomes a target of an FBI investigation when Sanctuary Belize was never constructed.

And he says, oh, FBI, no, no, you don't get it.

This whole thing's legit.

And he goes and he begins cooking up fake documents to present to the FBI to convince them that he's innocent.

This whole thing's a misunderstanding and that it's all going to get built.

Yeah, so he's creating fake documents to buy himself time.

which earned him an obstruction of justice charge on top of the fraud charge.

Andy took the case to trial.

Yeah.

Right, right, right.

And so he was sentenced to eight years in federal prison.

He had to forfeit his $10 million in assets, and he has a restitution bill hanging over his head in the amount of $120 million, which is also the guidelines number.

How much time do you think you're going to give Mr. Pukey, also known as Andy Storm, also known as Mark Romeo?

Eight years?

Tell me why you think eight years.

He was sentenced to eight years in prison.

Oh, fuck me.

I usually try to cross that out on my sheet.

I wouldn't have even seen it.

Like, I mean, you just said it.