Tom Simon
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
It's like group one, group two, everyone stands in line.
He keeps trying to board.
He's like group six.
Every group that comes up, he's like trying to stumble.
It's amazing.
And so he finally gets bored.
He goes, sits in the back.
And while he's sitting next to young Madison in the middle, Southwest serves him two more alcoholic beverages.
Stock price needed some help.
So poor Madison is trapped in the middle seat, and she could just smell the booze on Jeff.
And then Jeff lifts the armrest between he and Madison, and he starts rubbing her.
God.
Stroking this, like, 20-year-old girl who's not into it.
You'll be surprised to learn.
And then he intentionally drops his phone very animatedly on the floor between her legs and buries his face in her crotch to recover his phone.
All bad.
No bueno.
Um...
And then Madison is scared, super uncomfortable.
Jeff reaches across to, like, tap the shoulder of the dude sitting in the window and begins, like, rubbing his forearm against her breasts.