Tommy Bowe
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What are you doing? Yeah, what got me was the yank of the headphones. That's like a, just a little look-see, a little peek through to see how maybe violent this person might could be. And that's not a good sign. You should never yank on someone's thing.
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Like, oh, this one thing he's super controlling. And if it's this extreme, that's what it is. It's like if it's this extreme over that one thing, then it's got to be leaking into other parts of the relationship.
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And there's also a world in which, I know she said it might overwhelm her to do something so extreme, but you can take fantasy and take a droplet of it and bring it to reality and explore that. Totally. You know, maybe.
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Like, how could I do that with you, you know?
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Yeah, I mean, unless it's the naked Pokemon lunchbox, I think it's... What? Where can I buy it?
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Yeah. What an awful situation. Silver lining that it's hilarious.
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There's two little things you can have when you're hurt from someone. You can have angry, which angry makes you not feel as sad. Or you can have funny, and then you can look back and go, wow, that was so stupid.
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What's the prince guy's name in that?
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That's his name? Yeah. Wow, good brain.
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YouTube gives like the skip ahead button at the bottom. It's like we know they're just talking about fucking goofy movie now.
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Obviously that was not a healthy thing.
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You're constantly trying to make up for something wrong that you don't have the space to go.
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If someone brought in that lunchbox, we'd be like, oh shit, that's a sick-ass box, dude.
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Well, if it's a ghost of a mammal, ghost milk, ectoplasm.
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Well, then I'm out.
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Are you the author? By Kyle.
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That's fucking awesome.
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Yeah, probably. Next story.
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Yeah, it's made of metal, too. Wow, it hurts.
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What the hell? This is another thing of, like, this is a sibling dynamic that this is playing out in. Because, like, outside of the context, it's like... if it's just some gig and you don't really care about it, why not let your brother have it? But clearly it's like, you don't like your brother because of stuff in the past or something, and so this is just something to cling onto.
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Right, this person is Matt, the coworker. Deeply insecure man, obviously. Yeah. Very fragile, fragile masculinity. Yeah, what a little asshole, that guy.
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It's like, do you hear how you sound right now?
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I hope there's more. Do people, when they write these, understand what they're writing? That's unbelievable.
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God, okay, let's see what this story is.
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If it's not 100%, I start crying. If it's not 100%, then take out the charger.
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Like, I'd go, hey, your phone's at 100. Mine's at 40. Mind if I plug in? And it'd be like, yeah. Right, and that's what it should be.
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And then it's like, you know, the prompt of like, here I would probably just be like, hey, because it's most likely not my charger. So I would most likely be like, hey, would you mind if I did this? Yeah, right. But like, any sane person would just be like, sure, yeah, just use it, who cares?
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And I was like, nice.
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Oh, you're learning who you are. Right, and if you're in a relationship that whole time, you're missing out on some solo time that you would learn more about yourself.
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I've got something stocked that we'll bring up after this is over.
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Well, who's it today?
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That's a difficult thing. This is a good person, I can tell. I wouldn't be a problem if he's gay, but it is a predicament when it's like your kid is getting in danger. I have an answer, by the way. I have a solution. I know the answer to this. It's tricky because you don't want them to get literally hurt. for how they want to express themselves, and you don't want them not to express themselves.
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And it's like, a young person, you can't really take that to them, you know, because they're not gonna be able to, they might not be grown enough to understand that complex feeling of like, I don't want you to get hurt, I don't want you to not express yourself. Anyway, the answer is Taekwondo classes. The answer is Taekwondo classes. Oh.
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You put this kid in Taekwondo classes so this kid can defend themself if they need to. Wow, that's great. That's my plan. Wow, perfect. Right, and then they have a cool little hobby.
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I was in Taekwondo classes and they were like, why are you wearing a billabong shirt? And I was like, shot!
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He's instilling that on his child.
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And that's what you have to be. That's why I was like, you can't bring this to him because he's gonna internalize it anyway.
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When I came out to my friend's mom, she cried because she was worried I was gonna get hate-crimed. And I was like, oh, that's sweet, but I'm not gonna, most likely. So yeah, it always comes from a good place, quote unquote, but there's still that homophobia that just comes from fear of pain and hurt for this person. But you can't lean into the negatives of society out of fear.
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You have to fight against them and just support.
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And you just need to foster that human, that growth in this child.
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Yeah, Happiny's kind of whatever.
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I think it's great. Okay.
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With the gold and the whisker.
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Well, he's freaking rock and roll.
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Oh my god. Dude. You're killing us. Jesus. Well, that was great, Shane.
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Oh, that's so sweet. Damn. Oh, my God. Wow. Well, good for you, Oliver. You got a good dad, Oliver.
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It's so nice hearing a queer story with a good parent, you know? It's just so nice.
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It's a huge factor.
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It's like a little pearl comes out.
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What? Um, okay. First part of that makes me have an opinion already, but let's hear it.
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It's not about the cookie.
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Right, this is an old thing.
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Yeah, hold hands and give a little smooch.
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Yeah, what's his way to make it better for her?
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They'll hide yours.
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She didn't do anything to fix this. She could have helped us. She could have done it. She should know that.
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Did we just bully ourselves? Yeah.
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No. No, we're keeping that. It's kept.
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Ooh, an ultimatum in a relationship. That's healthy and cool.
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I'm going to guess no headphones. I mean, I guess he's walking around and it's like, and then he went into the, and she's like, please, I'm trying to do something. Oh, you think he's listening to audiobooks? Well, I don't know. Either way, I just feel like the person is not wearing headphones. Okay. Okay.
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Huge cock, a better job.
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And as soon as she said, we can just be friends, he's like, great, I need this from you, I need this from you, I need this from you.
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Absolutely. You need to be more paranoid. Is that crazy? Yeah, I don't know if this is good. Yeah, I'm like, I'm going to get kidnapped.
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Not that I can recall. Not that I can recall.
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Yeah, if they're like, hey, hi, I'd like this.
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Especially where it's like... I've been to this table one extra time to, like, check on them, and they were annoyed. So it's like, well, then I won't come check on you as often, but that's because you gave me that. And then if they're like, well, you didn't come check on us, it's like, well, I came to see if everything was all right, and you gave me some pissed off. The vibes were wrong.
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But you were born with the heart of a server. You respect the people that work. That's really nice.
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I was just seeing if your cup was not full.
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Okay, I know where this is going.
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Oh no, no, no. He's coming.
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Well, first off, there are career servers. There are people who make an insane amount of money and work at really important restaurants. It's a viable and respectable career.
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I will say, when you said street sweeper, I thought minesweeper, and I was like, don't click the wrong box.
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Especially in a niche field like that. Right. I understand not wanting to not get a job in your field because then on your resume, it's like, oh, well, if you did this and that. But when your situation is that situation, you need to take what you can get and go and do it because unfortunately, we need to work to live in this scheme that we're in. I will also say,
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I was making some pretty good money as a server.
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What? You don't realize you're insulting your friend? What do you think's gonna happen here? And the author kind of set the author. We read a book today. the OP kind of said where it's like, hey, you're calling my job low, but, like, you know, you're in kind of a low circumstance, so it's like, don't be hypocritical like that.
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It's not all of you.
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and you're interfacing with people and it takes a lot of mental energy and it's like, it's certainly not low, it's quite a skilled, I was, and this is, I'm being vulnerable here, I was kind of a bad server. Because you gotta keep track of so many things and then it's like all the, oh we're closing, you gotta remember to do all the doodads and things. And every time I counted money, I was over.
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And I wasn't over, it wasn't over. So I was putting in the wrong numbers and I would count that money. for an hour, and I was always wrong. I was a bad closer, but anyway. How were you wrong? How did you? I don't know. I counted that money, and I thought I was right, and they were like, Tommy, you're over. And I was like, how? And then they'd count it, and they were like, it's fine, you're wrong.
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And I was like, I don't want this job anymore. And then I scaled back to not closing. Anyway, it's a skilled thing.
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He should have just taken lower pay than no pay. What is he doing? Get your foot in the door and then work your way up. they say. Or use it to leverage in a different company.
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He's had five years to cook.
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Okay. Maybe they deserved it. I don't believe it. I just wanted to, I don't believe that. Unless they were like, spit in my food. How much is an add-on of spit? Yeah.
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That's disgusting. That's awful.
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Effectively. that she still works there. The fact that everyone else at that job is like, oh, you snitch. I'm like, maybe get a different job.
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A dine and dash? After tormenting someone?
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Yeah, I was just thinking in my head if I would like, what would be my lie? Because I don't know if I would be like, your server spat on your food. I'd be like, a cup of bleach fell into the oil. You cannot eat that chicken or you'll die. I don't know, they wouldn't do that. But I'm like, I don't know what lie I would cook up, but I would definitely try and get that dish back.
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I would definitely try and get it back.
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I'd put on like a disguise.
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Yeah, like a guy who would like tie a damsel in distress to a railroad track. I'd come on and go, I'd like take it.
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Oh yeah, oh yeah. Not personally, luckily, because I was only a server server for a short window of time. because then I worked at like this place that was like, I take the order, I food run, and I, you know, you just become like this all around thing. But shout out to Lorraine in Orlando, Florida, who chased these people down the street. I was like, you're going too far. She's like, yeah, no.
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And I poison the other two. And your baby is coming with me.
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Well, saying the wallet thing isn't in or out of a character, that is the character.
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You're not gonna say that because you're like, I stubbed my toe, I have an expensive wallet and you're bad. Yeah. It doesn't work that way.
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I need to clock. 21 and 36. 36 and the mom's the same age?
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And they moved in at two months.
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It just sounds like a not ideal. I mean, there's a world in which that could be fine for someone or whatever, but it sounds like a not ideal, especially since we have this example of who this person is.
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Terminator. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Because that was crazy.
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Immediately I'm icked out.
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What's the whole vibe?
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You're hurting the server and not the restaurant. I mean, also the restaurant, but when you dine and dash, so don't do that.
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This OP needs to know that a cush life with a hard person is not a good life. No. It doesn't even out.
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I feel bad for how OP's writing where it's like, yeah, I'm not grateful, and it's like, oh, you've fallen for the spell.
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There's something deeper and darker.
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You're always in trouble, they'll always have the power.
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For her to not be able to talk to him about this and have to like warn.
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Oh, no, no, no, no. Squeak. Can I get a chair squeak for that?
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It's true if he's wearing the same color shirt.
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No, not I love my mom, but...
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We've got to dine and dash that baby. Yeah. Go over there.
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Absolutely. But how did her girlfriend even find out? from her. Well, we don't know that she's just scared.
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Ugh. Yeah, she's deep in that swamp.
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Exactly. They're in a different, not real reality.
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Oh, sure. Molly Shannon.
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I don't know if it was like 100%, but like she would come in all the time and she was a literal angel.
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The kindest woman. And she was always just like, hey.
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There are. That's true. Yeah. I'm glad we ended with this nice positive one.
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Goodbye. Goodbye. Gotta get my daughter a drink. She's gotta get a lube dump, otherwise I fucking ate a gun. Anyways, God. Yes.
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It's always Italian restaurants where the craziest things happen.
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That's where I was, I did a bunch, that's where I witnessed the craziest things.
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Sports bars are crazy. Italian restaurants, it's crazy like in the kitchen because I was like, hey, what the, hey, what the, what the, right. Right. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, sports bars, you've got the sportsmen who are drinking.
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And then also, if you're in that kind of tier, then the people who are there are like, I thought this was supposed to be classy. And you're like, well, it's not. Yep. Yep, sorry, we're doing American tapas here. Right, it's like they're little burgers. What do you want? Little burgers.
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Whether it's on purpose or just out of pattern, he's clearly getting something out of it. Free food. free food, but also like a power trip, whether he's going.
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Also, it's like then, because people, you know, like the bartender or, you know, the server or whatever is supposed to like, if you're looking a little too drunk, they're supposed to stop you. So it's like, oh, well, I'm just going to get wasted and they won't be able to stop me because I'm going to get three drinks.
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I didn't have a devil gremlin person. There were just little moments. There's one actor who I won't name. who I adored watching on television. I'm sure he just had a bad day. But I was like, can I get you more barbecue sauce or a house made ranch? And he went, and I went, no. And then there was this guy who ate his entire burger and then tried to return it at the end, and I laughed at him.
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Oh, she put a heart, a star, and a smiley face.
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I want to know the story of this mom who's like, I can't stand my daughter unless she's drunk.
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And it sounds like otherwise she's a fine job waiter.
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Right. And how, like, damaging to the person who gets proposed to to be like, I thought... do I not know what a friendship looks like? You know, it's like, oh, I trusted this person, and now suddenly they're doing this. The whole thing was a lie, I guess.
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It sounds like they are next door to each other or across the hall or something like that.
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Well, she lucked out that he left. Yeah. If you're with someone who's that delusional, then you don't know what's gonna happen. Good thing he didn't show up.
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This is a bigger problem for this man.
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Is OP sitting around in this costume?
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I'm not dissing this guy. I just think it's such a specific... It's not a pirate costume, which you could wear to, it's not, this is a singular, anyway.
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some nicer things. You're auditioning the hobby with yourself.
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Yeah, it's like, you know if you hang bananas up, they don't rot as much? And then she's like, I put all the bananas on every hook. It's like, fuck you for saying that. No.
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Definitely not the asshole, because we've got a ghost problem. And he's here to solve it. He got the slimy guy. He caught the green ghost.
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Just a healthy hesitation, I guess.
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That was great. I loved being like, hey. Yeah. Hey, I'm sorry that you got worked up. Yeah.
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I thought this was a gay couple at first.
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Because I was like, oh, if they're like, this is best for him, I'm like, well, they're a little homophobic. They don't want to, but then it's like, oh, they're at the wedding. I'm like, oh, and it's like, I'm his wife. And I was like, oh.
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I wonder if this company stuff has anything to do with it.
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Slimers hit the fan. Slimers hit the fan. Gross.
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They're so young. They're like 18, 19, 20. It's like, these are young people. Leave those people, that's fine.
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They just solidified their marriage forever, actually. Yeah, I think so. By having like a, oh, let's see how long you last. They're like, actually, we're in love forever.
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Also, what family is placing a bet amongst themselves? It's really disgusting.
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Because then she could have been like, no, we're not doing that.
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There's just like still like a, not like a sneaky, there's like a sneakiness to it.
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If there wasn't a sneakiness to it, it'd be a different story. But like you're ripping off your friend. She paid for a photographer and you used her for a service.
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I think she, you know, and because like, again, she said that she hasn't forgiven this person. Just give her the photos and be like, and now this is done.
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there's not going to be a lot of like karmic enjoyment out of deleting these photos because it kind of feels petty back even though it is her, she has this ability to do so. But it's like, she doesn't forgive this person, like whatever, give her the photos back and then like distance yourself or cut ties or whatever thing you want to do.
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Oh, so she's like, oh shit, I'm getting proposed to.
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I know. Because the story is you were at someone else's wedding.
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If you're going to test someone's chivalry, which is just like, whatever, have the meal, and then see if he offers it, but be prepared to pay for yourself if you wanna do that.
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We're ghostbusting your ass, bitch! You blame it on being drunk, and then you're like, you woke up the next day and you're like, what did I do? Like, resolve the problem. Tell everyone, no, it was me. Fix this shit.
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Yeah, so rumors fly. The percentage of possibility of something crazy like that.
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I don't think Daniel's gonna do anything.
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Yeah, I never had a MySpace, though.
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Okay. That would be crazy. I'm done.
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What a weird whatever as long as Nicola's fine. Like, I guess that's the takeaway. That is wild. It's a wacky world out there. Yeah.
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But if you said, and I'm gonna cover it.
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Wow. Someone made me one, never gave me the login.
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Totally. Well, good. Everyone was really disappointing this time.
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Yeah, you eat a bunch of pizza and you feel good. Okay, pizza coming? Pizza coming.
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We're just best friends. I don't have a bet. Just clarifying that. There is no bet.
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They'll be sure to come if I buy them a meal.
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Oh my god, that's why the FBI's after me.
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No. We should do a friendship meter.
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Guys, don't propose to someone if you haven't talked about proposing to someone. Period.
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It's a conversation you have with your partner. Hey, dude, you thinking about getting married? Yeah, that'd be cool. Okay, yeah. You sure? Yes? Yeah. Okay. Then you can do a cute little surprise thing. Also, oh, the proposal's in front of people. I'm the Jumbotron in a crowded place.
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It's all so like... The character artist is drawing the proposal and then all they look so silly when he's proposing to her. It's just like, why make a big... scene out of it, it's for you two, it's not a show.
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I'd be like, do you want a big ol' fancy crazy proposal, or do you want me to just? And not only the talk about a proposal,
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Then the bank account came in and it was like, what's that all about?
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That's awesome.
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The hell are you doing?
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And the answer to infidelity is not the other person gets to do it also.
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You're making it double worse.
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Unless it's Brad Pitt. That's my mom.
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Go away! Go away and get out. Just go!
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Sorry, that was a quote from Satan?
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Right.
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You can get manipulated that way.
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Moving on from that guy who sucks. So many times I wanted to say post nup clarity. but I didn't say it, and you're welcome.
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Okay, that wasn't a call out. She was like, oh. Is this an episode of Everyone Loves Ram? I was gonna say, this is sitcom. Oh, so you can hear me.
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Oh man. Like, do you think before she, you know, called him out, did a little sitcom call out, do you think he's actually like not listening to her?
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Right.
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Right, and you can catch it tonight at 5 p.m. on TBS.
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When my dad was first losing his hearing, he's not completely, you know, he wears hearing aids. But when he was first losing his hearing, there was times where it would be like, Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! And he'd be like, huh?
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That was awesome, you two.
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I'm not on anyone's side, I'm just trying to figure this out. You bought the house, but obviously there's a down payment, you're still buying the house if there's a mortgage that you're paying, right? So she's not paying rent, she's helping buy the house.
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Right?
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Buy my house.
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Right, the like, you should, oh, she's not applying herself. That was like, that feels like not part of this conversation. That feels like a different thing that you're thinking.
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Brain rot is probably using a lot of memes, meme culture. It's like lingo that's from TikTok.
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And then it's like, I want you to be my sugar mama, but then like, no, I don't want that. But then it's like, you don't want to pay rent anymore. Am I right on that's what she said? The girlfriend doesn't want to pay rent anymore? Or she's being like fussy about it, I guess.
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I think it'd be like saying my wife all the time.
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The time I was ironic about this until I wasn't With irony irony.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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I think that's very reasonable.
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I was going to pitch long engagement earlier, but I wasn't sure if it was kosher.
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But it sounds like they're okay, besides him doing this... red flag moment and then just kind of like, you know, not really getting it all together just yet. But like outside of that, it seems like it might be okay. So yeah, maybe just more time needs to pass.
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It is exhausting to be in a relationship with someone who's like, I'm funny! Because then you're like a perpetual audience member. Yeah. There were times where I was like... I was like, I'm so sorry, I'm not being genuine.
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Rude to a waiter is so hard for me as someone who has been that waiter.
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I've been pitched the, like, we need to be a team no matter what. And that's, it's like, that is a blanket statement which covers things that it shouldn't cover is usually like the tactic of that statement, you know?
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Like, you want to have your partners back. Like, you know, you want to support your partner. You want to, you know, work together, you know. Yes, of course. But when it's like, oh, you were just evil. You just quoted Satan. Then, like, I can't... Yeah. There has to be, like, reasonable human morals that are a part of that statement.
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I mean, this person, apparently.
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True, exactly.
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You can't do that. You can't. For those of you at home, it's almost never the waiter's fault. The kitchen, maybe, for example, maybe the printer is malfunctioning and the mac and cheese didn't make it to the back, then it's no one's fault. These people are working hard. And I love you. That last part didn't have to do with the message.
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I think for me, it would be about how they're being rude to the waiter. Because if they're being consistently rude to this waiter, I would then be like,
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i need to stop this from continuing you know it's like okay we're gonna interact with them probably five more times tonight so let's be nice you know then i would probably be like hey we can talk about this later but like be nice i i don't i'm i'm luckily not friends with anyone who's rude to wait staff same because i don't like that well also like so many of my friends have been that way that's the thing is like especially in la everyone has
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It also creates a nice distance between your emotions.
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Exactly.
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Oh, also, if you befriend your waiter, you often get free things. Or a discount.
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It's awful.
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I think if she just says, hey, I'm pretty sure we made out last night or whatever night ago. I think we should take some time to think about it and just let it cook in our bodies and then let's talk about it in three months.
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There's a way for this to recover if it needs to be just friends. They have the ability. I think so.
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Yeah, it definitely needs to be worked out. Also, there's something to be said about a relationship that's lasted that long, a relationship like a friendship, that's lasted that long. You have a stronger ability to recover if it's like someone gets let down, as long as you have a healthy adult
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communication thing going on where it's like, like if you have a, if they do date and then it's like, you know what, this isn't really what I want. Then you have like a nice breakup where you just, you know, like talk about it and like, you know, maybe someone's hurt, but like you have that structure that you can lean back on. So it's like,
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Yeah. Yeah. Update. I knew it. They're in love. They have to be. They're in love and they have three and a half children.
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You too! Love exists!
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So. Very smart person. Yeah. The way that she was like, you know, I don't wanna lead a mom, I need to do these kinds of steps, and it's like, wow, how about that?
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Wow, love's real. That was awesome. We're sleeping so good tonight now. That was awesome.
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Yeah, absolutely.
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Yeah, this was the most complicated gray area stories.
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Bye. Bye. Hope your waffles were yummy.
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Or you can say, like, I need this from you. Like, I need more serious moments from you, not I don't like how unserious you are, you know? Right.
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Thank you.
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How's your re... How's your rug?
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And we're all 20, so.
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Yeah, exactly.
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No, that's why I stopped. That's why I immediately went, no, don't ask that.
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Yeah, I like the oo-ee-ah cat. I like the oo-ee-ah cat, all the different songs with the oo-ee-ah. That makes me a boomer, and that's fine. And that's fine. I like the oo-ee-ah cat.
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And or break up right now.
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Interesting.
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Excommunicated.
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It's disgusting, but I'm here with my wife.
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First of all, I feel so horrible for this woman who has, on paper, such low self-esteem, either from this incident or from whatever.
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Hear me out. The way that this guy reacted to this, I think he is probably cheating on her. Because he's like, that huge reaction of like, oh, well, like, I don't know. I'm like, are you projecting? Like, what's this extreme jealousy all of a sudden?
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And that's always going to be floating in the background.
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It makes you feel like, did I overreact? As the person who, if something happens to you, you're like, wait, was it maybe not as bad as I thought? Because now they're acting so chill about it. Right. Yeah. Yeah.
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Right, especially if you, you know, love someone for a certain amount of time and you have this trust and stuff, then you kind of default to, well, you're my partner, so I'm going to, you know, trust in you that you're in the same reality I'm in.
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Everybody's got to get cheated on sometimes.
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That's awesome. Although when a therapist is on Reddit, I go, can I trust you?
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Oh, no. One of my tests I wrote, my friends and I made up like a fake language, and I took the test late, and I wrote all the answers that they got on my arm, and so I went in, and they were like, what's that? And I'm like, I don't know. That's awesome.
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As a therapist, comma, send pic.
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How many months we would use up all those condoms? I think it would be six months worth of time. For two condoms a week? Four weeks and a month?
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No way. Maybe he's got six cocks.
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Twice a week is awesome. Low libido once or twice a week. I'm celibate, I guess.
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That they keep in a big bowl? In the center of the room on the floor? I love condoms being in a bowl.
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Right, that's what I meant with that last story, is like, why did you go right there immediately?
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That's right. That's more impressive than anything you could have learned. Thank you. So there you go. Yeah, that's a bigger life lesson than I don't know what the fuck I was learning. And you see, we didn't retain it.
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Okay, you already torpedoed. I'm so, you already torpedoed by doing this. Also, she invited herself up to your room. Uh-uh. I believe you invited her to your room.
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I guess sex with my wife's pretty cool.
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Halfway through, he's got a 20 minute time limit.
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I took my shirt off, and then you're like, I don't know.
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That guilt is gonna grow inside of him like a little gross little tumor thing.
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10 out of 10, now that's the Reddit therapist.
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This guy needs to be bonked in the head with a certain kind of baguette.
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It's a little more than that.
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It's not ordering a steak too rare. Oh God, that was so stupid.
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It's such a shitty excuse. Yeah.
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Yeah. It's a good thing that she got out of that, because he clearly is very much creating a narrative for himself that, yeah, I feel like she doesn't know him anymore, so I'm glad she's free of that.
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Absolutely. Now this is reading Reddit stories with Smosh.
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Okay, daddy. Okay. I understand where he's coming from. Yes. Yeah. It's like, would she do this to me then if she's so on board with this happening over here?
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It's all very peculiar. I was just gonna say peculiar. Yeah, really? Yes.
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Yeah, that's where it crosses into bad, bad, no, no territory.
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He's either a master manipulator or a koala pissed all over him and got that chlamydia.
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Well, it's still chlamydia. It's just a different strain. I just don't know if the doctors' tests are looking for the human kind. In general, just the human kind. There's certainly a lot looking for the quality kind.
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Oh, my God. Thank you. Oh, no. I was so hoping that we could get this answer. Oh, no. Oh, no.
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I love whimsy. Yeah. So I'm going to bet it's koala media.
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And so now I have to confess.
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Right. Yeah. Nuance. That's like a fucking seven-layer cake.
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And it was a very like, you know, mature ending of that post there to be like, you know, it's complicated and I don't want to break up my family.
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You know, and she's the only one that talked to him, so if she's there to gauge how he is and how he reacted and stuff, I mean, it's up to her how she handles her marriage.
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It's so hard to, yeah. How do you comment on this?
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Because they have kids. They have two sons. After kind of already mourning that issue, you know, it's like they already went through the process of like thinking they cheated on each other.
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What does your brain do when it's like, oh, so that, oh, it wasn't real, but it was real, but in a different way. You have to, like, redo the processing. That's so crazy.
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Right. It's a koala in a sweater. Yeah.
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Big wow for me. Big wow. Huge wow.
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Coming back. Which we've determined is a baguette that is a mattress.
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Part of the baguette's a little soft, part of the baguette's a little, press a button and part of the baguette goes to set you up.
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It's totally case by case, I feel like, right? I don't know. I've never been in this position, so I guess I don't know what my thing would be.
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No, she's doing the opposite.
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To hold you accountable, yeah.
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We're talking about a $3,000 vacation.
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But that would be like, let me talk to her while the car's going 10 miles an hour. This woman's like 60 on the freeway and he's like, Wait. Yeah. So I kind of understand the like, well, she's doing the most already. It's like maybe too late to talk to her about it, but I don't know when the timing of it.
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So is it a mattress or is it a baguette?
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I feel like it's a couple's counseling moment where it's like now you do have to work through some of it, but her being like, oh my God, wait, you're right. I shouldn't. Then I'd be like, okay, well, I'm glad you came to your senses. Let's figure this out. Let's get back to the mattress baguette.
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Is it a baguette? Is it big? Is it small? Is it made of mattress and a regular baguette? Yeah. We have questions that need answers.
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Is there springs in the baguette? That's the real question.
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No, he does not. No. It wouldn't even be a second thought if he did. Like, just go get the pants. That's it. It's so easy. It's so easy. It's so easy.
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I get it. University sweatpants might be expensive. They might be like $100. They're raking money there.
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Was he the one... Was he the baby daddy?
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No mention of that, which makes me think no. But honestly... I wouldn't be surprised if he was, and that was just context that OP left out. Because did you guys ever see that story where the guy was like, my roommate wants me to take care of her baby, and he was the dad?
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I think I'd be enraged by that story.
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I wanted to hit him with a car. It was bad. But now I'm really curious, if that is boyfriend, baby daddy...
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dude this problem is also because of you bitch like literally what and it's so simple like it doesn't have to be this awkward thing it's like it's p like did you guys see the muppets trend that's going around right now on tiktok where people share muppets to the madonna like a prayer song and they share these like horrendous stories is it beaker right or one of the orange hair and he's like Yeah.
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That's one of those horns you go, eh, eh. You know the?
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There's like an olive oil story where this girl had like really like hay-like hair. So she wrapped olive oil on her head. And then as she was walking out to the garage, her olive oil had dripped. She slipped, blacked out. The garage lights shut off because they were on a timer. So when she came back in, her family had already gone to sleep and set the house alarm.
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So she set the alarm off and the alarm was blaring. What? And then- She goes up to her room and as she's laying back down to go to bed, she sees two people coming up to the door and she goes, oh my God, I have to wake up my dad again because they're robbing my house. What the hell? Turns out it was cops.
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Yeah. The clown ones? That's so good. You're welcome.
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Because she set the alarm off.
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All because of her olive oil head? All because of her olive oil head.
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Anyway, it's just like a... That is the craziest story I've ever heard.
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So I'll send it to you. You'll get it. But so people are telling these crazy stories to this meme on a slideshow. And this one I saw was this lady being like, we went on our honeymoon to the Chilean mountains. And I was prepared for altitude. I had all the meds. I was ready to go. But my stomach wasn't. And we're on this bus and we're going through the tunnels. Nope. And all of a sudden I felt it.
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And there's no bathroom on the bus.
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No, there's not. No, and probably not for hours.
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No. No, we're crazy. I just go about my life making random sound effects, and sometimes they're too much, but I'm like, you guys actually have the talent.
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So I grabbed a plastic bag and I instructed my husband to hold it underneath me like a toilet. And I proceeded to shit in that bag. And everyone on the bus heard me because it was in the open. And slowly but surely people were passing back diapers and wipes for me.
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And I'm still happily married. And so I'm like, I hear that. I'm like, he held a bag. A bag for her to shut. As she waterfalled out of her asshole. In a public bus. And this guy can't even bring sweatpants.
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Just walk into the woman's bathroom. Just open the door and go, is there anyone else in here? No? Okay.
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He does not want to do this.
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He wouldn't even give it to a girl outside the door.
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Doesn't matter, young or old, let him go. Exactly.
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I know. Baby is amazing. Had baby at 17. I'm not seeing if he's the baby daddy. I'm so curious.
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Me too. But also, I feel like it's worse if he is. I agree. It's all bad.
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Oh, he's just a young and insecure boy. He's like, I don't want fucking... Yeah. Well, I don't have any money to get sweatpants. You pissed your pants? Ew. That's so weird and so embarrassing. Too stupid.
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I'm not... I don't think baby daddy. Yeah, I don't... I'm not getting that vibe. I'm fine with that. Yeah. Oh. I think you gotta break up.
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This isn't your person. So he's naughty. You call it. She's nice. Yeah. Guaranteed. Yeah. Yeah.
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Any update? Did she walk out of there with her sweatpants? No update.
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It's hard to have the option of an update because I get really attached to it.
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I feel like you do because otherwise you just sound goofy.
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And then I'm like, I just have to know that that story exists and never hear anything ever again from it. Yeah. Very hard.
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Don't you love when the story gets out there and then they see it and they're like, I saw my story on TikTok. Yeah. So here's the update. Yeah. It happens. Yeah. It happens all the time.
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Wow. I need to see those. I need to see those. There are updates I need to see from like past Reddit stories. So many.
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I have an amazing, amazing little helper that's put together like a Google spreadsheet for us, which you guys probably do with like all the producers you guys have. Like you probably have like Kiana probably has it going already.
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You sound goofy. You guys just sound good. But today, you know, Santa is a busy guy.
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But one of my Patreon family members, like, did a whole spreadsheet. And so they've gone back and looked for every story I've ever read. And then now they're putting the updates, if there's an update, in another column. Amazing. So my goal in 2025, I'm going back and I'm going to, like, really pop off with a follow-up album.
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Wait, that's amazing. A whole update. That's on my list. See, I would be obsessed with that. A whole update episode. Yes. Tune in for that one.
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Yeah. You want an update? Yes. I'll give you an update. What? On this next one.
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Oh, okay. I was like, give it to me. Okay, so, so far we have two naughties. Two naughties. Yeah.
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Okay. Let me know if you've heard this one because it did pop off and I've teased it before, but I've never actually gotten to it. So this one is titled, I, female 30, had to protect my niece from a pit bull.
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And my husband, male 31, ran off. I've been ignoring him. Is this something that I should be forgiving him for?
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He's out there. There's a lot of kiddos he's got to get to. So Santa, you know, I think that's why he can't get to the adults. There's too many kids. He's so busy. Crazy. So we're going to help Santa out. And we are making our own naughty or nice list.
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That actor's from Game of Thrones. That guy.
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Yeah, it's like Nordic or Norwegian or something.
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It's hard. It's hard. I also think something happened with my friend and I. We were walking downtown and a rat, a guy like opened a door to throw away trash and And she was wearing open-toed, really cute shoes, whatever. And we were, like, arms crossed. And the rat, like, the guy opened the door, put the trash in the thing, and it must have been like, no!
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And it ran straight for her foot and went on her foot. And, bitch, I left her ass. I unhooked my arm so fast, and I ran straight. Wow, so you're the bad guy. And she was standing there going... You just left me while that rat like put its whole body on my foot. Yeah.
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There's something about rats, dude. I couldn't control my instinct.
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I mean, don't get me wrong. If it was like my child and a dog attack. Yeah. That feels a little different. Probably different. But that did happen.
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Well, here, let's get into this one.
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Okay. Trigger warning. Animal attack. I'm going to start with this. I'm still a bit traumatized, and I will be finding someone to talk to. And a friend has made this account for me because I'm not a frequenter. Don't know if the pitbull made it. I haven't asked. My husband and his niece and nephew and I were in our backyard. I'm going to assume our gate was open. I can't remember.
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It, the dog, came out of nowhere and latched on to his niece. five female.
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Niece screamed. I turned, kicked it with all the force I could manage. I was lucky enough to hit it in the jaw somewhere that it made it dislodge. My husband, who had been a few feet away, shouted. Something along the lines of, whose dog is this? I told him to get our bear spray from the house. I was in a panic. Wow. Oh, good. Yeah.
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Oh, I love this. Pure Reddit naughty or nice. I love this.
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Yeah, because that's what I feel like. That's podcast. Yeah. That's good. But it's not. Too Hot Takes is awesome.
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Not towards his niece or nephew, who was also present in an outdoor bassinet that I managed to all but toss onto the picnic table to make sure it was out of the dog's reach.
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While holding his niece off my shoulder. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. He's getting angry that I'm giving him the silent treatment, but I feel like it's his fault that I had to possibly end that animal. If he had gotten the bear spray, I literally keep it in my purse for if I'm ever attacked by an animal or otherwise, then I don't think I would have needed to do what I did.
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Yeah, we've got, think about all the Reddit stories you've heard this year and how many of them are firmly planted on the naughty list.
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It was literally just inside the door. He knows where I keep it. Instead, he literally took off to God knows where. Me and two children that I'm not even related to could have died. It might not even be relevant, but I don't even like kids. I am staunchly child free. Wow. And he is the one that offered us up to babysit for the weekend. I don't know. Is this grounds for divorce?
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I'm not sure I can even look at him. Any attraction I had to him is pretty much gone. He tried to touch me yesterday just to move me so he could pass, and I smacked his hand away without even thinking about it, like he was some stranger at a bar. Because it was literally jarring. He's been sulking around, trying to talk to me, and then getting frustrated, and then sulking more.
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Almost all of them. Yeah. A lot.
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I wasn't expecting him to be macho and fist fight the freaking dog, but at least follow instructions. At least not leave me in a life and death situation with a toddler and an infant. Should I be able to chalk this up to the moment of panic? I don't even know if I want to hear him out.
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Yeah. There's a few that I think are slipping through the cracks right now. So we're going to see where they end up.
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To shut the door on them? Also, like... That just shows, like, where his mind was at. Like, he ran, but to shut the door?
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Okay. I'm excited. Do we say naughty or nice after?
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Like that is so, so scary that that I've seen dog attacks happen. I have definitely like had a dog that has been in the middle of an attack that I had to like immediately get involved in. And I know some people like don't get involved. You'll get bit. And it's like, well, my, I don't want my dog to be ripped to shreds. Yeah. Right. And it's like, I agree.
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I would say that she just needs some time. I would definitely want to hear him out.
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But I would feel, yeah, unattracted and like, God, maybe she should not be in the same house right now.
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I think like a separation period might be good. Like therapy and then like separation, but would like... would where he went make or break it? Like, would that change it for you? Like, cause I'm like, for me, I'm like, where did he go? And then why did he shut the gate? Like, don't you want the dog to maybe go out the gate and like follow you?
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Like, I was like walking my horse a couple of weeks ago and someone had their dog off leash. And of course the dog sees a horse and goes nuts. Yeah. And it wasn't a huge dog, but it's still like, like coming at me. And my first instinct was to like literally go,
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Because sometimes halfway through you're like, naughty.
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like at the dog to scare the fuck out of course because your horse could definitely be for protection yeah kill that dog easily yeah which they have if they're off leash yeah you don't want to kill a dog no so i'm like and then it's like you you literally your wife your person is there with your niece and nephew one of which is a baby in a bassinet yeah that really freaked me out
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Well, then you get a couple of comments or even an update and then you're like, so true. The update really changes things.
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And it's like, there's two of you, you and your wife. There's two kids like you're, you're abandoning her. And then like, this is literally one against the dog with two things to protect. Like where is there? And I get people panic, but at the same time, like then go get the bear spray that she just told you to get.
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Where, where did you go? Where did you go?
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I get like trying to find somebody, but, But in that moment, she's totally fucked by herself. Also, I would love to know what the parents of these kids did or felt when they learned that. Because one of them's the brother, right? Right? The parents are related to the husband.
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Like, what did they fucking say? They're like, thank God for your wife who doesn't like children saved them. I know that comment. Like, I don't even like kids. It's like, yeah, but they're also kids right there. Of course.
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she just she just learned so much about herself where she's like oh in a situation i can like i can step up to the plate yeah and he can't and she did she honestly like that instinct because not everyone that was like a total like fight versus like freeze or fawn like that was like her survival mode she acted so quickly she did and thank god because those little kids like
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It does. But let's dive in. Yay! I love this! Yay! Okay, this first one for us, coming from Emma the Asshole, 22 days old now, titled, Emma the Asshole for Telling My Sister-in-Law She Shouldn't Have a Christmas Tree. Oh.
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Here we go. Welcome, you guys, to Too Hot Takes.
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It's just, it's crazy. So, top comment. If it makes you feel better, that dog would have been considered dangerous and put down either way. Correct. You defended yourself and the children from an unprovoked attack. You were so courageous and saved the kids' lives. Be proud of yourself.
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Yeah. Love this person commenting. Great comment. I know.
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OP responds, I know that consciously, I think, but thank you for saying that because I just feel so terrible. Yeah.
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Someone goes, Yes. I'm not seeing a response from OP in the direct thread, but let me go to the account and see if we find anything. Oh. Because that is such a good question. Yeah. I would never trust my brother with my kids again. Never. Never.
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Has he even said sorry? Not based on that initial post.
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And it's like, yeah, you did.
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There's no comments expanding on that from OP about what family thinks.
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Yeah. Someone goes, he absolutely might do it again. Would you feel differently if he told you that he was bitten by a dog when he was small and he just couldn't stop himself from running away?
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That's not a bad point, I would say. And dog trauma, which a lot of people have. People have dog trauma, and when they see a dog, they run, no matter what.
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Well, and ready for this context? Oh, God. OP responds. The blanket. No, I wouldn't really. Seen as I was attacked pretty badly by a dog when I was 10 or 11. I still have scars on my thigh. I still like dogs. And I would like to think I still reacted appropriately in this situation. 100%. Those kids could have died.
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I could barely stomach explaining his niece's injuries to his sister. I was bawling, apologizing that I didn't do more. I can't imagine if something worse had happened. Wow.
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I can't imagine being his sister. Wow.
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Oh, so it is his sister then. It's his sister? Yeah, sister.
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Disappointed two women, your sister and your wife.
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Yeah. We used to camp. I trusted he would react appropriately. He also doesn't have any childhood incidents regarding animals that I know of. I was attacked by a German shepherd pretty badly, but I still like dogs. Oh. So like out of all the people that could have reacted poorly in this situation, it was probably OP.
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Yeah. Also, they camp. They must live in a place where there's bears if she has bear spray. So like what is he going to do when a bear comes up?
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Yeah. For sure. It's done. He's not going to save you.
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Which, like, what's that saying? If it's brown, shut it down.
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If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down. But there's a bear one, too.
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So they, yeah. Oh my God. I saw a video of the photographers where they scare away a big grizzly by being loud. I shit my pants.
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Yeah. It's really hard. Terrifying. Yeah.
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Although the bear safety rhyme, if it's brown, lay down. If it's black, fight back. If it's white, good night. Sounds like good advice. You have to know why a bear is attacking you before you can decide the best way to respond.
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You can go on a polar bear rides in Manitoba, right in Canada.
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Could you imagine you go on a bus, but they can climb in the windows and you just like see their little face.
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You've never seen it? They see their little face smashing through the glass. I don't think I would lay down if I saw a brown bear, but maybe that's good advice.
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I think I'd have to run either way.
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I think you need to try this polar bear ride. Look how fun this looks.
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Yeah, you could handle that.
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I think you could really handle this. Look at how... Excuse you, Google Image. Look at this one. You can get so close to them.
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Yeah, no, they could swipe, but you're still good. Oh, that's cool.
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Yeah, this is on my list. Oh, so cute. This is on my list. So you can handle that. But, okay, back to this one. This is insane.
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uh someone goes and i don't like this comment at all okay but someone goes why should he have to protect you would you protect him she did protect him that's part of a who's coming in hot like that yeah is it not part of the part you're married yeah i'm married wouldn't i would protect each other my spouse at all costs would you take a bear for him
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I probably would. Yeah, I probably would. I have been in like fight or flight situations and I've always fought. It's more fought. That's kind of always the case. I... I feel like he would fight too. I'm a bit of a freezer. He would never run.
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But I freeze sometimes too. I'm a freeze. And then once I click back in, I'm like, oh.
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That's normal. Deer in headlights for a second.
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Yeah. Oh, man. So OP responds, I expect us to protect each other, I guess is what I mean. I didn't expect him to take one for the team. I just expected him to have my back.
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It's the best. It's so funny. It's so great. Reddit is, I hadn't discovered Reddit really until I started working at Smosh. Yeah. And now I actually go on it. And I'm like, this is wild.
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Oh my God. I didn't want to ask. I'm so glad.
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Oh my God. It's like you left her. That was your one chance.
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My friend said that people update often, but I don't know how to attach it to the other posts. I thought I'd update since there had been a few things that kind of happened. Sorry if this is needlessly long, and I didn't expect this to get that many comments and so much kindness. And I want to say I'm sorry to everyone that has experienced anything similar, because my God, it has not been easy.
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Wow. Wow. Last night, I also told my husband I needed space. Wow. Wow. He cried, and I hate that I felt apathetic towards it. I haven't slept well, so I'm not sure. I'm also just overtired and still shaken, though. I was also emotionally exhausted after the appointment, so that probably added to it. I got a few questions about his sister and her husband, so I thought I would answer. Yay! Yes.
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They aren't speaking with him. Yep.
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My brother's wife works from home. My brother works in an office. He does the household chores, cooks, and takes the kids to and from school. He told us that's part of why they're not doing Thanksgiving, and they most likely won't do a traditional Christmas either. Sister-in-law was pissed and said she'll do the tree. I said, quote, I don't think you should. She asked me why.
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I don't know when it happened. I was definitely out of it at the hospital while I was getting the stitches and everything. But I do think after I was done blubbering and trying to explain how something so terrible happened to their little girl under our watch, they apparently asked him where he was. I still haven't talked to him about where he went, so I don't know.
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However, it clearly didn't satisfy them.
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Wow. Yeah. I love that. Don't mess with their children.
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His niece just got out of the hospital yesterday.
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So this update is coming two days after the original post.
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Imagine if it's your brother.
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I know, that's even worse. Fuck. So, because she just got discharged, that really triggered everything and a lot happened. I had sent flowers, a bear, and this one toy thing she's been asking about. I didn't go to the hospital, though. I was scared that seeing me would make her nervous. But his sister and her husband sent me flowers too, and it made me ball again.
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I'm just a freaking mess, honestly. The father sent me a long message that I haven't been able to get through, but it's the sweetest thing that anyone has ever sent me. He also sent me 1K in a Visa gift card. I literally thought I was reading the amount wrong. They are good people, and I still feel terrible that I couldn't have done more for her.
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I mean, she saved their kids' lives. She's awesome. 1K and a Visa gift card? Okay.
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I think I can say I'm a fighter and I want a fighter with me. Maybe he'd be better off with a runner instead too. Then at least he wouldn't be leaving someone behind.
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She's feeling better. I don't know.
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It feels like I'm done, but I'm also just a mess. So right now I'm just glad I have space. Wow. Whoa. I want that update. Let me go to the account.
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Let me see if anything's been posted since. At first I was like, there's no way you could divorce someone over this. And then as she was talking and making it real, I was like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you can, I guess.
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God. Get with the runner and they can run away together. What a line. I can't handle the sister thing. Love that so much.
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I mean, I don't think I'd be able to talk to my sibling either.
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No. Accidents happen, and that's the risk. I mean, kids, you can't keep them in a bubble. That's just the reality. Accidents happen, but he left and didn't come back for minutes and didn't come back with the bear spray. Right. Like, he did nothing. He negatively impacted the situation.
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Yeah, he did. And he caused more trauma to his wife who had to, you know, act. I wouldn't even think of getting a shovel.
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I said, quote, considering my brother will be working and you'll be home, no one is going to watch those kids. They have a history of tearing shit up. She went quiet and everyone else kept talking. A mutual friend called me up and said I shouldn't have gotten involved. My nephews do have a history of getting hurt and breaking things when they're home without my brother, though. Am I the asshole?
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Dude, it's just crazy. Yeah. No further updates from OP. No knowledge if, you know, they filed for divorce or anything, but... Yeah. Whoa.
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Okay. She's nice. She's nice. And he is.
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Unbelievable. But so glad little kids are okay. I just dogs, you know, you just never know. Like animals are still animals and it's just a risk. I got trampled by my horse a couple months ago. Oh my God. Trampled? Yeah. I had a very intrusive thought. It was definitely a me thing. I thought... This is really dumb.
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I had a bright idea to crawl underneath him. Okay. Like, I treated him like a bridge, and I ducked underneath, and he got a little freaked out, and he went with his back legs, and I just got tumbleweeded. Oh, my God. Are you okay? Oh, yeah. But I was bruised for at least...
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eight weeks i feel like that could have broken bones yeah yeah no i got really lucky and i literally i flew out the next morning for a live show and so i forget what city it was but i showed them my bruises i like literally like pulled my shirt down on stage and they go the whole crowd Like an audible gas.
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I was like, I know. You were like, I know. I'll cover these back up.
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My knees were like, it was like I got dragged down the road from getting like pounded into the dirt. And my pants were like sticking to my legs. I had to like pull my pants off my like pussy legs. Fuck. It was really bad.
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So I'm like, yeah, I'm like, animals are animals. You always have to. Practice safe animal handling tactics.
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Never be too safe. Too sure. Oh, there we go.
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Never be too sure. Like, don't have a chimpanzee in your place. Oh, well. Well, that's a good one. Well, that's fine.
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What was that one lady that just came out? Tonka? She had a monkey Tonka? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's going on there?
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Because she didn't want them to take him?
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Did he ruin her face? Did he do anything?
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No, that's a different woman. No, I remember that woman.
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Oh, man. The face transplant is such a medical like marvel to me.
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It's so cool. Absolutely amazing.
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You actually have to pee yourself on that couch.
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I am wearing jeans. And then I'm going to refuse to hand you sweatpants that I go buy from the bookstore. Okay.
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Oh my God. How is the bathroom?
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I do have one pee story, but I think we're going to save it. Okay. Yeah, we're going to move on to this one because I'm a little mixed on this one.
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I'm a little mixed. I like a little mixed. Yeah, we'll see. We'll see what we think. So this is coming from AITH, One Day Old. Titled, am I the asshole for accidentally letting my sister-in-law get chemical burns on her face?
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What's the deal with the sister-in-laws? People do not like their sister-in-laws. You know, it's a tough, tough gig.
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Which, like, on your face? That's intense.
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Okay, without her brother? So she's kind of saying don't focus on the tree because then who's going to watch your kids? Watch your kids. So she essentially just gave a huge dig to her sister-in-law. Right. Like, big dig. Basically, you're incapable of taking care of your children. In my opinion, that is having two sisters with kids commenting on their parenting is just no. You just don't do it.
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Mm-hmm. Last Friday, she came over after dinner and asked us to stay the night. We agreed since we had no plans. She asked to shower, so we let her use ours, as our guest bathroom isn't stocked yet. I splurge on salon quality hair care products because my hair is unruly, and my $27 shampoo bottle was brand new. Later, I found half the shampoo and nearly all the conditioner gone.
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Along with my skincare scattered across the counter. She had used almost $50 worth of hair products and all of my skin stuff, including my prescription skincare, stored in a pharmacy bag.
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Oh, no. Why? Why? Half a bottle of shampoo? Damn, girl. You're only supposed to use a dollop of Daisy. Just a dollop of Daisy.
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I asked her to bring her own products next time as I wasn't comfortable with how much she used. I was in no way rude. I just explained that I splurge on really expensive products and I can't afford to have $50 of product gone every time she showers here. Right. No. She called me selfish in a passive-aggressive way and ended up leaving.
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Yeah, literally. By Tuesday, her skin was red, peeling, and breaking out terribly. At dinner with my in-laws Tuesday, she blamed me for not warning her about my skincare products. I explained I hadn't expected her to dig through my drawers and use prescription products, which are expensive and took my skin weeks to adjust to.
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My father-in-law said I should pay for a doctor's visit, but my husband refused, arguing that at 16 she should know better and that it was inappropriate for her to look through my medicine bag to even find the prescription product that was likely the culprit of the irritation.
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Am I at fault for not warning her? I wouldn't go through someone's personal products, let alone use their stuff like it was my own. I would have been happy to share some skin products, not my prescription cream. She also brought up that I got mad she used so much shampoo and conditioner and basically made me look really bad in front of my in-laws.
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Admittedly, I was upset about the shampoo and conditioner and the fact that she left a huge mess on the counter. But I was very calm and just explained money is tight as we just bought our house, and I didn't want her to use months of products in one shower. Anyways, let me know what you think.
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Dude, 16-year-olds, they—oh, my God. My husband's sister is 16, and the products? I'm like, you have all of Sephora in your bathroom. A, how? How?
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your mom afford that. Cause I know you're not buying it. Right. And half of this shit is like, you don't need this. It's like retinol, like age wrinkle. Trenton Owen or whatever the other fancy one is. Yeah. Drunk elephant vibes. I'm like, yo, can you just, but that's what they do.
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They go through all your, so when they were younger, they would go into my bathroom and like go through all of my stuff. And I was like,
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You should pay for a doctor's visit.
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Yeah. Also, I don't understand. How could she have warned her when she didn't know she was doing it?
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I don't think she's the asshole in my opinion. Not at all. Not at all.
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No, I think she's honestly on the nice list because if my $50 shampoo was half gone after it was brand new. I'd be pissed.
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We would have problems. Also, going through someone's medical stuff. Prescription bag, pharmacy bag. Why would you put that on your face?
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How do you know what it's for?
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Like was it a chemical peel? It was probably like a really high dose retinol or like, I feel like tretinoin has been like such a buzz. Like it's better than retinol. And that stuff, like I did one, one tiny thing to see if I could get my skin used to it. I peeled. I peeled. And I did it like I was doing tiny little dollops. This is someone that probably slathered it on.
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No, and if she wants a tree, she's going to get a tree. Also, why are these kids tearing down a tree?
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She was slugging with the Trenton Owen or whatever this was. I can't handle that.
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I have such sensitive skin. I can't even use retinol. You are so sensitive. I am so sensitive. I'm such a sensitive little baby. But I literally can't use retinol. I'm not allowed to because it gets all red and rashy. Yeah. Here's the thing though. I will say this girl is 16. She's probably smart. She probably went to her parents and was like, she yelled at me. She kicked me out.
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She made a new narrative. She put, I put on all this stuff and I'm totally breaking out and all this stuff. Like,
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they probably that's why the dad was like i'm stepping in right if the dad's like hey then he's operating out of a false narrative correct because like if he found out it's like oh you just raided just raided my sister's stuff yeah exactly it's so wild there are so many comments from op like so so many comments there's we if we try to read every comment too much like it's actually i'm concerned that there's so many comments for this post to be honest like
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At least 100 comments. Whoa. Okay. You ready? You ready for the scroll? Starts here.
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What? How many comments do you estimate that was?
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Okay. I was thinking... 92. 92. I'm not going to find out. So if someone else wants to take that upon themselves, please do. The link will be in the description.
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I mean, to be called like you're so incapable of parenting that you can't even get a Christmas tree up like.
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can't promise that shit i want you can't promise that but we do find out that it was redken like some special redken salon shampoo oh that is very expensive that's like salon yeah yeah and i'm like that's fine if you want to use half a bottle every time if you're using like tresemme or you know something from target that's
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$4.79. You still need half a bottle.
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But it's also, that's not even good for your hair. It strips your hair. Exactly. That's not even good for your hair. Nope. I'm not seeing any update, but I think based on how many comments, let's see what the top vote is because I'm like.
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Are people like not aligning with this? Like why so many comments?
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Top comment. Not the asshole. Okay.
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It's dangerous to use someone's prescription medication. Why was she messing around with your medicine, period? Keep repeating this to your in-laws. I hope she's not messing with other people's medicine, too.
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OP responds, which of course they did. Yep, I'm assuming she's heard of the particular product I have, and I'm hoping that is why she used it. She was super into the skincare craze a while ago. I am upset but not surprised that she looked through all of our stuff.
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That's bad. That's a low blow. But also, I want to know, have they never had a Christmas tree up? Or they did once and it was torn down?
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She would love to find something she could try to embarrass me with, but she should have learned over the years that it hasn't worked on me. LOL.
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OP does say in the comments that it was Trenton Owen.
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Which it's blown up on TikTok.
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On that little baby skin? Mm-mm. That's the thing. 16-year-old skin? Nope.
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Like, that is like virgin skin. Like, I hate you. I hate you. I don't like that word. But that's what it is. Like, you're so fresh. You have no wrinkles. You just are not weathered.
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Don't mess with that shit. No, she's on the naughty list for sure. OP, not the asshole.
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Nice list. Nice list for sure. Now, what if she did some crazy shit and just left all that stuff out for her to grab? On purpose? I was like, well, that comment of her being like, didn't get me this time. I'm like, huh? Wait a second.
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Well, if she's showing up uninvited. Trying to embarrass? Oh, yeah. Oh, I see. She's probably stealing some of her jewelry, too. They love to take hoops. They love to take hoops.
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Yeah, you got good hoops too. I'm like, you got to get my hoops back. Hoops like these? Yeah. I'm like, you got to get. It hasn't been for years, but I'm like, you got to get my hoops back. He's like, okay.
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No. What? Wow. They were... They didn't take them. And I was like, well, who else came in here?
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Is this Christmas vacation? Christmas trees used to start a lot of house fires. I think that stat's gone down.
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Dude, that shit pisses me off. I hate when people are like, oh, I don't have it. And then you'll literally see in like an Instagram story them wearing it. And you're like, this, this is what I was talking about. This shirt right here. This one. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's yours? I had no idea.
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I thought it was... Someone else's.
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Insane. God, if you had sisters. I'm so glad I don't. They steal everything. I have one. And I also did too.
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Yeah, I have one, but we didn't grow up together, so I didn't have to worry about my stuff. That's nice. That's big. Thank God. Love you, Paige, but you definitely would have been a klepto.
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Klepto. Thinking about 16 too, I'm like, I had so much like expensive shit that I just, I was a shopliftaholic.
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It's a thing. It's a thing when you're 16. I think that's like, it's a canon event for 16 year old girls. They want to like steal hair products. Sephora.
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I had a friend who stole hair products, but she would take big hair products and shove them down her pants. And I was like, I can't believe you're doing that. And she totally got caught.
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Yeah, I did eventually get caught. There's cameras. You'll always get caught. Do not shoplift, friends.
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You'll always get caught. Yeah, I had a tough go at Fleet Farm, and they got me. Fleet Farm. Yeah, I was all the way out, though, at my car, and they dragged me back in, which is illegal, but I did not know my rights.
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So before we started today, we were talking about the lights. So I got... If you're listening, you got to go watch on YouTube just to see the lights. But these bulbs get hot. And I'm like, people put these on their houses. And Tommy was like, yeah, well, it's concrete. And I go, but what if it hit a leaf?
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Yeah. Well, some people want to be heroes. That's true.
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They do. And here's the thing. Just don't be the hero. There was a little old man at Home Depot. Yeah. I'm going to ruin a lot of people's days right now. He was like an 80 year old man just working at Home Depot as his retired job. And he tried to like block a shoplifter from leaving and the guy shoved him down and he died.
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Like these companies have enough money. Do not be the hero for them.
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Honestly, help the robber load up their truck if it comes down to it.
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In a Visa gift card? He's not going to let this go.
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Okay. I might be getting sucked into a pyramid scheme. I can't tell.
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So someone on my Facebook page keeps telling me they're like, this is the easiest $100 I've ever made. And all they do is write letters into companies. And I don't know. I'll report back, but it definitely feels scammy.
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Write letters to companies saying what?
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I don't know. I can't tell if it's a sweepstakes or what. But she's like, I make $100 a week just writing a couple letters.
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Well, you know that story about those coupon girls? Coupon girls? Yeah, who like, I think Kristen Bell did a movie about it. It was a true story about these coupon girls who realized that if they didn't enjoy their box of Cheerios, they could write to General Mills. And then they started sending them a free coupon. Stop.
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And then they sold their coupons?
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They sold their coupons for more money. What geniuses. So they got all these free coupons and then sold them on this website. I mean, and they made millions. Millions? Yeah, it's like a true story. Off cereal? What? I think it was more than just cereal.
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Okay, this also, this sounds like a movie.
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This sounds like a movie. This sounds good. It is a movie. I forget what they call it. Coupon Girls?
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I just got a check for... Was that you?
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I just got a check for 60 bucks from a class action the other day. Isn't that fun? I'm like, I see him on TikTok and I'm like, I might as well shoot my shot and apply. Yeah. Yeah.
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No, seriously. It would light up. It could. What if an animal went up there, scratched it, popped it open, and then completely blew up?
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That's so, I did Herbalife. I used to sell Herbalife and other pyramid scheme. And I got like, I think it was like 1100. Whoa. It was a lot of money.
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It was a decent chunk of change, but you know what also is a hidden gem that a lot of people don't do rebates. Rebates.
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You can get like you just write in and show a receipt and they'll just send you money back.
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But it's worth. Are we revealing all of this to them?
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Menards. Have you guys ever been to Menards?
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What day is it? Save big money at Menards.
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I was looking over to you to make sure I wasn't alone. I don't know what it is. Where are you both from?
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Oh my God. Florida. It's such a Midwest thing. It's like the Midwest Home Depot. Oh. Constant rebates. 11% rebate on everything. Everything. Wow.
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You have to buy it and then you send in the receipt and they send you money back.
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but then you don't send in the product is that not a sale that you have to do a chore for you do have to do a chore for it's a it's work that's what i'm saying what's the chore a lot of people don't do it having to write in and send the thing oh coupon movie queen pins queen pins okay i actually thought it was pretty good i liked it i'm gonna give it a go and it's in i was like what oh
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They're glass. Like, I was banging them about back here, getting them set up. And then I was so scared because I got a jute rug over there. That's basically straw. And I had the extras on the ground. I'm like, this is going to burn a hole. We're going to start on fire.
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$40 million. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. No, they bought like, I think they bought like Lamborghinis or something. They like went crazy. Whoa. They, they were, yeah, they, they spent their money and they got caught.
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They, they really got caught. God.
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They deserve that. That's, it sounds like a feat. I feel like they deserve that money.
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If the system had a hole like that... I think they bought like 10 Ferraris. Something really dumb. Okay, well, that's a little insane. But... No, they were like money.
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That's like the lottery winners that like buy like the Versace houses.
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And then it's just gone. Yeah.
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I think I don't think anyone would know that I won. No. You don't want to tell them. I'd be so discreet. Completely.
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Facelifted. So much surgery. So insanely. I don't think anyone would tell.
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I wouldn't tell, but there would be signs. Facelift. Okay, let's read some stories today.
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Lindsay Lohan in any Netflix movie where she's crying. God, that's so funny.
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Oh my God, I haven't seen any of her holiday ones. I haven't given her just clips.
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You know another one that did turn out well? Christina Aguilera.
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Also, like, why can't we just age?
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It's kind of overwhelming. Why can't we just age? I'm like, I don't want, I don't need you to go back to Christina Aguilera when I loved you. No. Just age. When? Not anymore. I recently watched Burlesque. She's so good on that.
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No, Christmas is a very dangerous holiday.
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Everyone in that. Cher, Stanley Tucci.
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I can't let that happen to Tommy and Amanda.
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I was going to be concerned if you hadn't seen it.
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No, I know. It's one of those. Cult? Cult following?
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It's a cult. It's a cult. Okay. This next one. Buckle up, everyone. Oh, boy. Buckle up. That's my buckle.
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Oh, that's my. Sorry. Sorry. That's my buckle. You're sitting. You're sitting on my.
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No, thank you. I appreciate that. Yeah, we can't burn yet. Not yet. Not yet. Is this person an asshole? Are they on the naughty or nice list? Yeah. Yeah. I personally think they're being a little naughty just because it's like, shouldn't have gotten involved. It's clear that they had stuff they wanted to say. Yeah. They have feelings. They have feelings.
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This next one is coming from our slash relationship advice. Two days old. Titled My 27 female fiance's 29 male mother gave me abortion pills as an early Christmas present.
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How on earth do I navigate this situation? Whoa.
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Leave the family immediately. What? Jesus. That is, I have questions. So she knows that she's pregnant early enough. We're going to get there.
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I love the eagerness, though, to be like, you're just ready to pop off on the title alone. And I appreciate that enthusiasm.
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I forgot that that was just the title because it gave me all the information I needed. Yeah, the title's got a lot going on.
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Immediately, no. Like, immediately, no.
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I typed the title and proceeded to blank stare at my phone because I can't even process how and why this happened. We were having a sort of early holiday gathering hosted at his parents' house. It wasn't a small gathering either, and not everyone there knows we're expecting, except his brother, mother, and father.
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Right before we got ready to leave, she gave me a small box, which I initially thought was jewelry, and she told me to tell her or my fiancé what I think of it. Uh... All of this kind of happened in a rush, and there wasn't even a gift exchange between everybody because it wasn't that kind of party. But everyone thought she's being sweet to me because we're getting engaged soon.
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I was honestly tired, and I opened the gift at home, which is where I saw this wicked woman had given me pills, mifepristone and misoprostol, which are used for medical abortions. Wow. Oh, whoa. I understand she wasn't too happy about the news and obviously doesn't like me for fuck knows what reason, but kept it civil. So did I. But reaching this level?
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No, this is brand new for our holiday episode.
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I genuinely don't know why she doesn't like me when the rest of the family is completely fine with me. I assume it's because of either my ethnicity or she has a superiority complex and believes I'm not good enough for her son because he graduated from a very prestigious university and has been financially privileged his entire life while I haven't been.
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Even though now I earn my own money and we are pretty much equal, I simply don't know. I obviously told him and showed him and he saw how visibly upset I am, comforted me and said what she does slash says to me doesn't reflect my worth and he will talk to her.
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I would raise all hell personally.
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This would go in a family group chat. Everyone would know what she got me.
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I would 100% call a family meeting. I would call her out immediately. I would tell my person that he was going to stand by me. Like, I would be enraged.
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We'd be going no contact with mom, for sure.
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Oh, yeah. Once I revealed her horrible plans.
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Because they haven't even done a pregnancy announcement yet.
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Right. I just think that is crossing so many lines. It is so evil.
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I think because her partner didn't react so aggressively means this woman has done fucked up shit since day one.
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Here's my thing. Okay. And maybe this is just me. I have read a lot of stories, okay?
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It was the line where the mother-in-law says, tell me or your fiance what you think of it. So did he know before? Because otherwise, why does the mom want her to open this present, see what it is, and then be like, tell me or your fiance what you think of it? Like, did him and his mom have a conversation just being like, yeah, you know, you're right, mom. I'm not ready. We're not ready. You know?
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Yeah. And then she's taking it upon herself because that's her son. That's her little boy. Oh, God. And she's just the one that's now, like, giving her these pills. Like, why would she want...
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her to go to him yeah why wouldn't it be like tell me what you think of it that's so true also did he know did she did she just expect her to be like you know what you're right thanks mom like thanks so much like what maybe he did know i think he knew and i think that's why he didn't go off the handle whoa i think he knew whoa which is even way more upsetting
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Because otherwise he would be flipping out at his mom, but he doesn't want to flip out his mom because he had a part in this. That's, I don't know. I could be, I could be way off base here, but this is where I'm like, something's off here. You don't just get this for someone. The lengths you have to go to get this. And yes, I know.
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I know there's, you know, companies that will mail it to your door now and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But like that is still a feat for someone to go through. Right. And it's expensive. I imagine like. Yeah. Oh, my God. What the fuck?
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I feel like it's like a Veronica or like a. Diana. Diana. Diana. She's got tight lips. Yeah. She's tight. And she probably is the one who, she's very tight. She's probably the one who like is so helicopter mom to her kids with like, and if they're all super rich, like. Which they are.
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Oh, the ethnicity comment too was another big tell. Yeah. This is giving like really privileged white family, trust fund, old money vibes. And like if she's any other ethnicity, it's like that's a problem.
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I'm getting the vibe that OP doesn't really like sister-in-law.
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Yeah. Vivian. No one calls her Viv ever. You can't call her Viv. Maybe like her first friend that she like tried to be a lesbian with for a second was like Viv. And then she ended that a long time ago. They touched hands and she was like, I don't like you.
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So we do have some comments, I think. So the problem is OP deleted their post. OP deleted their account. So it's not as easy to pull up comments from OP. But putting two and two together, the top comment has a response from someone that deleted their account. So let's get into it here. Top comment. I'm kind of surprised your fiance hasn't gone scorched earth over this.
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I would think that the right moment to bring up how fucked up this gesture was is like immediately after finding out. Although maybe your fiance needs some time to wrap his brain around this. Has he had any contact with his mother since the gift exchange? I'm guessing this is OP. He hasn't. Not that I know of.
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We do have a lot of comments from OP.
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Right, right. He needs to figure out the game plan. And he could be one of those, I guess. Yeah, he needs to figure out the game plan. That's benefit of the doubt, big time. But I'm also like, I think he's used to this. I think any girlfriend he's ever had, his mom has probably been... She's not good enough. She's probably done some crazy shit. Because this is beyond.
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Yeah. This is not an isolated behavior. They act like this in front of people. Referring to brother and sister-in-law kind of bickering a lot. Okay. Yeah. But people are like, if your brother's taking care of the kids and doing school drop-offs, like what does she do? She just works.
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I'm also like, do you really want to bring up a child in this situation? Right. What if she watches the child? Yeah. Are you going to let her?
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I wouldn't have a relationship with this person going forward.
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And I wouldn't give them access to my kids. Nope.
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Like, you didn't want this baby here? Well, fine. Imagine this baby doesn't exist. You will not know this baby. Right, exactly. Like, that is what you sowed. Reaped.
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And then you reap. Yeah. So that's. Yeah. Yeah. So you reap what you sow. Yeah.
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I love that. It was like, I'm not sure. This is probably OP. And then it's immediately definitely OP.
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Well, I haven't read any of the comments. So like I. I was a little bit of a procrastinator today. So like I was picking stories. I was like, I was finishing my makeup here as you guys walked in. So I'm like a little all over the place. So I obviously read the stories to make sure they're good. But the comments like.
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We can all live it together. Yeah, we can.
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But I'm seeing one more comment from OP here.
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So someone responds, why? She wanted to know what you think. I would take a picture of the pillbox and post it in your family group chat. If you don't have one already, just make one. I would write, quote, thanks grandma for those, but I won't be needing them. Maybe you can send them back to wherever you got them from and get a refund.
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I love that you took the time to find me a present, and I hate to say this, but this isn't my taste, and without consulting a doctor could really harm me. You don't owe her dignity.
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I'm obsessed. I'm losing my mind over this. Tommy's just like the little hype man over here today. It's Pesto the penguin.
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True. That's too nice of a message.
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And someone, they edit, I would never eat or drink anything near her again. Yeah.
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No, for real. I didn't even put my brain there. Yeah.
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She is Vivian. She is Vivian.
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Yeah, it's not for me. It could cause a rash. Yeah. In fact, it could kill me. I don't know. But that, again, like we just said, that's like, that's too nice of a. No, I think she should be like, thanks, grandmother, for the abortion pills that you wanted me to get rid of my child with your son. I will be doing that.
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I would make it very explicit. I would. So I would have like however you're going to announce your pregnancy to the family. I would also tie in and be like, oh, and grandma, here's those pills you gave us. Won't be needing those. Thanks. Like I would I would blast it. I would absolutely blast this from the rooftops.
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Well, and she clearly has access to resources, so it's like, what else is she capable of?
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I just picture her with a freaking needle being like,
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Like a cartoon nurse. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
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So bad. But OP responds to that. Yes, I was immediately concerned about what I ate and drank there. I actually threw up. And like I mentioned somewhere in the other replies, I am scared of both of them at the moment.
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And there's some, and okay. But she, so she has a job and that is their relationship that they've defined for themselves. I don't hear your brother complaining.
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That's the context I would construe.
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The only positive thing now is I can have a blah, blah, blah by myself and I can leave as it's the first trimester. We are missing something very big here. She can have the baby by herself.
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I don't want to be a single mom and I would rather make a tough choice than deal with this family's shit.
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And obviously with my partner that I thought loved me and our child. Oh, he's done some shit. I think if this doesn't get resolved and talked about, I'll have issues just because of the stress.
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Well, he hasn't said anything.
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He hasn't said anything. She doesn't want to say anything because clearly maybe when she said things in the past, the mom, Vivian, humiliated her.
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Yeah. I'm not seeing any other comments from OP, but on the screenshots I have, we do have an edit.
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Edit to those wondering how she could have gotten these pills without being pregnant. They can be ordered online and delivered discreetly. You don't have to go to a clinic or she could have just paid someone to get them. Either way, they're accessible. And honestly, I don't give a shit how she acquired them. It's what she did with them.
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There's something really – this is, like, this is giving – what was that crazy show on HBO, Succession? This is giving, like, very rich, powerful, crazy family.
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Absolutely. Like, there's – Like, handling business.
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Yeah. Like, is she going to be handled? Like, they're not engaged yet, but they're planning on getting engaged soon, so this is clear – like –
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Oh, she just sees the sister-in-law as not doing anything. She's not in their house 24-7 or in their marriage.
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How many girlfriends has he lost in the past? To mommy? To mommy.
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Probably a lot. Because he's not going to fight for her. It's clear.
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Oh, I hate this for OP. I know, this is awful. Now she's like, maybe I do have to get an abortion just simply to, because I don't want to be a single mom. Then Vivian wins. I know. I hate that. Right. Don't you want to just skip to nine months later and she has the baby and she's happy and she's not with him?
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She ran away to Europe and found like an amazing new partner. It's a six foot five.
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Yeah. Parisian man. Oh my God. Yeah.
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She just eats crepes all day.
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Yeah. She eats crepes all day and she swims all day. Yeah. So the crepes barely make a mark on her at all because she's swimming all day.
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Strolls around the garden with her nice little baby buggy. Oh. wow can we all just go all we need is 1k and a basic gift card 1k and one baby tickets to europe i'm dude i just need i need to go over there it's just so happy over there i know and granted i'm on vacation so i know it's a little different but like i loved paris
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Like I had the best. Never been to Paris.
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I was really nervous to go and had the most magical time. I've heard Paris is really nice. It was so good.
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No, he works a normal job, but takes a late lunch to get the kids go home and then return to work. It's the time before school and after when they're tearing things up.
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He needs to go. There's so much out there to see. Come on, honey. I know.
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You will. Just commit to a portion of the trip. A little portion, yeah. That's true. And do like four days on your own. You've enjoyed solo trips. I have.
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I agree with you. Sometimes you can't always travel with friends.
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It's just, you know. Some friends you're not meant to travel with. Nope. Yeah.
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They could be like your greatest friends. You have so much fun, but sometimes travel is a totally different beast.
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It's a lot with certain people.
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What if you honestly, though, what if you went over there and then met your man's there? And then you would get dual citizenship.
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I'm just saying, maybe your person isn't here and that's why you don't have your person yet.
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I see what's happening. The brother is complaining to the sister. You think? Yes.
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Very. And Vivian is on the naughty. And Fiance is on the naughty. I think. Yeah. Okay.
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Moving along. Moving along. Because I only got you here for a couple more.
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Whoa. What am I going to do without you?
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I'm glad we didn't end on that one.
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That would have been intense.
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I would not do us dirty like that. This is a holiday episode. We have to provide some cheer. which this one does feel a little better, this next one, but we'll see. We'll see. Okay, friends, are we ready for this next one? Our Audible audiobook hot takes are in. We had over 1,600 responses on audiobook hot takes from you guys. Some of them are really like you. You guys came out swinging.
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Because how does she know all this information? How does she know all these small details? And that sounds like something he would say. She just works. She works all the time.
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You were just coming in hot. Audiobooks are very like people have strong feelings about them.
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Not surprised at all. Well, let's get into these audiobook hot takes, which these are brought to you guys from our friends at Audible. If you hear these hot takes or stories or whatever we get into and want to try Audible, you can actually get 30 days for free. Audible.com slash THT. Link will be in the description, so don't worry, but let's dive in, okay? I listen to audible books all the time.
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I've always had a reading comprehension issue where I feel like I have to read a sentence two to three times to fully digest and understand what I just read. When I listen to audiobooks, I can avoid this issue, though I sometimes will fall asleep, but that's another issue.
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i get angry when people say listening is not the same as reading the way i see it if i'm retaining the story i'm successfully completing a book i'm sure the author is happy either way yeah i mean reading listening they're all ways of conveying a message as long as message is received and understood what's the difference I completely agree.
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I think it's so odd when people fight over this, that audiobooks aren't real books. It's the same book. How is it not real? Some people are visual learners. Some people are audio learners. You're telling me you didn't retain that when your kindergarten teacher read you a story? Audiobooks, you're being read?
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That's what I'm feeling because how does she know all of this information?
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You were being told an audiobook. This next one. I love reading and listening to audiobooks. I got into audiobooks when I was on maternity leave with my firstborn. It really helped keep my sanity while having to bounce the baby for hours in the dark. It was easier for her to fall back asleep.
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No, I'm kidding. This is not Pesto. You know what Pesto looks like?
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I love having them for house projects I'm working on, road trips, walks with the baby, and even when I was at work. Listening to books I don't think I wouldn't otherwise read. Fahrenheit 451, a couple of Dickens books, The Hobbit, to name a few, as well as some Sarah J. Maas and the like.
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Gotta say, I'm also guilty of listening at 1.5 speed most of the time, but I really just find most of the narratives slash podcasts speak too slowly for me." Sorry. Thanks, ADHD. Most likely just because they are enunciating. I try. But I I think that is also a really cool point of this is like you are listening to audio books that you otherwise probably wouldn't like Fahrenheit 451 is a classic.
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Yeah, well, and it's apparent that the sister-in-law is very aware of it. Sister-in-law doesn't see a problem in their arrangement. Her and kids admit he cooks, cleans, takes out garbage, and takes them everywhere. Once she said to another family member, quote, if I don't chauffeur my sons around, why do you think I drive you around? Someone might have asked her for a ride.
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I love the line. It helped me keep my sanity.
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I love it. Okay, this next one, bit of a hot take here. I love an audiobook until there is some sort of character singing in the book. It's so different to reading a song compared to a narrator singing slash speaking it. And then I don't know how far to skip to get the singing away.
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I mean, I've read books that have poems in them.
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So I can imagine the poem in like an audio book then just being like so soothing coming from that narrator's voice and just like really fitting in how you would be like, it's typically my romance books, how you'd be like romanced with it. So I'm like, I love that. But the singing, I'm really curious about it. Yeah.
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But I know Wicked is like all the buzz right now, which I get it. Wicked is actually on Audible, the original novel. Did you know it's not a musical?
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the original wicked is not a musical so you could go on audible listen to the audiobook of wicked and then go see the musical and compare like that to me i'm like i already want to see it again so i'm like but i'm gonna i'm doing this i'm gonna literally listen to it on audible get the original foundation and then see yeah this is gonna be so good
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Well, our next take mentions a little bit about that. Audiobooks are better than physical books. Being able to hear the book through the actual character makes it feel a little more real. And the spicy scenes are just that much better. Chef's kiss. Okay.
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It totally is. And I think it's so like, think about in your own life when you get a text message from a friend and you're like,
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oh are they mad at me and it's like two dots you can literally like infer so much based on words but if you're listening to that audiobook you're gonna get it like like you said like you're gonna get those inner workings the enunciation in the parts they want it because that adds so much power yeah and there's so much thought and curation behind the readings on these audiobooks like
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There's so much going on here now.
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And also, it still doesn't take away from your imagination and how you're going to interpret it. Like, it's such a good experience.
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I love Pesto. He is getting his new feathers. He probably already has them. I'm out of the loop.
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It really is. This next take, I think we are really going to love because we were just talking to our friend Michaela about this. Audible is definitely the best way to hit your reading goal. One thing about the story that we read the last time when we asked for these hot takes, she was trying to hit her reading goal of 100 books in a year, which I forgot about that.
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That's why she was listening on three times speed. When I was actively listening to books on Audible and doing long drives, it was the only way to keep me sane. I was driving nine hours one way for military training, and I plowed through dozens upon dozens of audiobooks with my subscription.
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I prefer hard copies of books nowadays, but especially when I'm traveling, it's the best way to read, especially if you're like me and get motion sick on planes. Sometimes some narrators read super slow for me, which is when two times or three times speed comes in handy. Don't get me started on neurodivergence as well.
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Most people who are neurodivergent can listen insanely fast and comprehend really well. Yeah. For me, when I listen to something, when I drive like an audio book, I'm way less likely to like get distracted driving. I feel like it is so helpful. I think it's a lot of the reason why people listen to us in the podcast when they're driving or cleaning or doing things. It's like it keeps you engaged.
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Someone's not talking. Yeah. Someone's not saying something that's really happening.
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It's like you're you have a buddy with you.
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Highway hypnosis is a real thing.
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Sister-in-law told a friend she does nothing. Doesn't clean, doesn't make meals. Brother has offered to pay for a babysitter. He's gone as far as using his savings to pay for a babysitter. Oh, okay.
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Number one, listening to hot takes. Number two, audiobook on Audible. Just kidding. Audiobook number one. This next one, and this is all caps, ready? I love, love, love audiobooks. Because it is something I can share with my 19-year-old autistic son. He cannot converse during mealtime, but I hate the chomping down food silence.
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So we listen to a shared audiobook, pause the story and the meal, and discuss and share our predictions before we continue the story. It is perfect. We listen at normal speed.
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love this like that's the other aspect of this it's like you could put it on in a car with someone you're hearing the information at the same speed versus like oh hey you grab a copy i'll grab a copy that's a lot and then it's like you can pause and talk like oh the character like that what they just said like wow like it's more of a together activity
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Okay, I actually really like the idea and maybe this is out there, but you know, like book clubs, how people like you have to read and it's like, you're like, oh, everyone better get through this chapter, this whole book by the time we meet. And it's like, that's a lot of pressure.
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But what if we had audio book clubs and you come and you show up with your snacks and your good drinks and then you just play it and you sit there and just relax with your people.
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That's a club I would sign up for. Yeah. And then you pause and you chat about the chapter and then you move on and you listen to the next one. We might be onto something here.
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So that is really funny that you mentioned this. We've just like, it's been a little pinball machine. Our next hot take, I think schools should use audiobooks. With audiobooks being helpful not only to Papa Jerry for his dyslexia, it could help kids who have it as well.
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It could help others with learning disabilities as well as help with focusing on learning and not stressing about having to read long paragraphs. I did horrible in school and lack concentration and motivation and feel like audiobooks could change that.
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I know, I didn't warn you at all. Our last one that we're going to read. One thing that will grind my gears like no other. People who think audiobooks do not count as reading and have something to say about the speed I listen at. Okay, one last one. I lied. I did lie. This last one.
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Is that what you're... What is... Is she bragging about it? There's some weird shit going on in the comments now. Is he like a daddy? Like, does he have all the money and she's just cruising?
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Everyone is different, which is why audiobooks are a beautiful tool to welcome more people into the reading community. People need to stop being exclusive gatekeepers. I'm beyond grateful for audiobooks and the way I am able to listen to stories that have changed my life for the better. It has also led to community, book clubs, book podcasts, etc.
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Yeah. I love this. I'm always in the boat of teach their own, right? If you want to pick up a physical copy, do it. But I love how much access this creates. I love that last one, the sense of community and outside community they found. Yeah. I just love that there's so much to this and really it provides such a good outlet.
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And I bet there's a lot of you out there that have Pavlov'd yourself, just like the podcast. I love our cleaning crew. That's like, oh, podcast is out. We got to start cleaning. I'm sure there's so many of you out there that like can't clean or hate driving without having your audio book on. And so... I think whatever floats your boat and makes you happy.
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But she's working. Like, she's just working. Like, she's doing something.
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But I think Audible is a great way to test out audiobooks. Give it a go. So if you do want to try Audible, new members can try Audible right now for free for 30 days. You just visit audible.com slash THT. Or if you guys want to text, just text THT to 500-500. That's audible.com slash THT or text THT to 500-500 to try Audible free for 30 days. Let me know what your favorite is.
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I'm taking audiobook recommendations now. That's the next one you can let me know about.
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Okay. Moving on to the next one. So this is coming from r slash petty revenge. Okay. Couple months old. Titled, I've been calling my sister by her full given name when she dead names my niece.
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Oh, yes, yes, yes. Yes. When she dead names my niece. Got it. It's the name that is dead. Yep.
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My brother's kid, 22 female, came out as trans on her 21st birthday about a year ago, and she changed her name from Lance to Lacey. Fake names. Most of our family accepted it, and the ones who didn't weren't close anyways, except our sister Eva, 45 female. Mm-hmm. She insisted on Eva for about 35 years, and we all obliged.
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Now, she's regularly been calling my trans niece by her dead name Lance since she came out as trans. So, I started calling her Evangeline, which she hates. The whole family caught on and have only been referring to her as Evangeline for about a year now. And she is furious every time she comes to family events. Recently, she's been calling me by my full first name to bother me.
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Maybe she's the money and she's like, I'm making all the money.
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My first name is a portmanteau hyphenation of my mom's four sisters' names. Something like Alexiana Dorotheke, but wackier.
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People have always called me A.D. or Lexi, or my brother calls me Dodo since he was a kid. I love my first full names, but it's cumbersome to use an eight-syllable name regularly. Well, my full name caught on with family and friends. Just to spite Evangeline, we have all reverted back to our full names instead of our nicknames. Our dad is no longer Frank. He's Franklin. Our mom is no longer Roz.
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She's Rosalyn. Brother is no longer Nate. He's Nathaniel. Sister-in-law is no longer Kate. She is Catherine, etc. This has truly driven Evangeline away, which was the plan in the first place. Lacey makes for better company, so good riddance to the one crappy sister.
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That's between them. It's still between them. Right.
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I do love that. This is iconic. And I wonder if anyone, if Evangeline ever called anyone out. Like, why are you calling me? And did she ever say, like, don't use my niece's dead name?
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And I get like, my brother has children and they're amazing. I love them. But you know, like when they're like, they're not your kids. You can't say anything. But other people, maybe they go like,
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Everyone is so supportive. Like, this is the most satisfying story I think I've had in quite some time.
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Because how frustrating would that be? Like, you're...
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transitioning you're being your most true authentic self and someone just keeps like putting you back into the box of the past oh okay Lance it's Lacey now it's Lacey like that would be so frustrating transitioning is already so challenging hard scary complicated enough I'm just I'm so happy for Lacey having a literal family behind her to be like like we got you I know we got you that's awesome Lacey lucked out with that
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I mean, changing your name, it can be hard, but it's like if you repeat it, if you change it in your phone, like my sister changed her name and I just immediately changed in my phone, put on everything, kept doing it. And my family, they are really doing a good job. They're really trying. But of course, they go back to the old name a lot when they're talking to me.
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That's her name. Yeah, that's her name. Like, I don't even I don't even use her old name because you just practice.
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Yeah, there's poop particles on those things. You got to take them off. There's what?
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So I shouldn't put my shoes in my bed?
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You put them on your pillow first.
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desensitized to it or they don't even notice anymore but their kids are kind of running around or you know spinning in the middle of a walkway you know and you're just like hey no no no come over here and do this but the parents just like they're chill they're blase whatever that word is about it I wonder if that's kind of what's going on with the mom here.
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That is a hot topic though. Like outside clothes in your bed and how you like, you can't do it. It's gross. No. Yeah. It's gross.
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Sometimes I get lazy and I just want to take my nap right away.
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yeah i do it but yeah i agree like you're gonna have a slip here and again like you know muscle memory whatever but yeah to do it intentionally hurtfully like that's it's right that's bullshit that's bullshit so i i do really love love this story me too but what i don't love is one of these next ones oh no which here's your choice okay oh
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Pesto, mudang. I mean, I love them all. I love them all. It looks so good here.
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Okay. Option number one. Am I the asshole for agreeing to wear my mother-in-law's wedding dress for my wedding? Or option number two. Am I the asshole for sacrificing the guest room instead of the office space?
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Three, two, one. Wedding dress. Yep.
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Okay. You said one and I was like, wait, what?
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I love a drama and I don't have a guest room. No, I don't know what that's like.
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Okay, here we go then. It is coming from Am I the Asshole, one month old. Am I the asshole for agreeing to wear my mother-in-law's wedding dress for my wedding? So I, 26 female, am getting married in three months to my fiance, 34 male. It's going to be a small ceremony at my grandparents' house.
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I know it's kind of late to be talking about dresses, but I was originally planning to wear my stepmom's wedding dress. It's a beautiful wedding dress that I love and it means a lot to me because she's the one who raised me and loved me when my bio mom didn't want me. But here's the thing. While planning the wedding, I got pregnant.
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I was devastated. Not because I'd have to buy a new dress, but because I really wanted that special mother-daughter bond on my wedding day. Last weekend, I was venting about it to my mother-in-law and I broke down crying. She then said she'd be honored if I wore her wedding dress.
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She showed it to me, and it's a stunning vintage dress from the 70s with a boho hippie vibe, gorgeous embroidery, and funnily enough, she was pregnant when she wore it too. She made me feel so loved and welcomed, so I accepted. The issue is, my mother-in-law has a daughter, my sister-in-law, and when she found out that I got the dress, she was furious. Wow.
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She actually came over to my house trying to take the dress back and even said I was living in sin for getting pregnant before marriage.
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My fiancé kicked her out and told her not to worry since she's always thought the dress was ugly and never wanted it anyways.
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Still, she and my father-in-law have been harassing me on social media and through messages. Oh.
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Because, like, what OP describes as, like, unsafe behavior is just kind of like normal kids' things.
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Even though my fiance and mother-in-law don't care what my sister-in-law thinks, I kind of feel like a jerk because if my mom did something like this, I'd probably feel a little hurt by it too. So am I the asshole?
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This is very juicy. I want to say immediately that she's not the asshole, but if I were in her position, I would just give the dress back. Really? Also, why doesn't she just take...
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out the dress of the original one modify the original dress if you can it might not have enough fabric because like there's only so much wiggle room to play I mean you could add panels like you could add panels like a well qualified seamstress could definitely make it work might be hard to match fabric but might be expensive there's a lot of hurdles why is the mother-in-law letting the daughter act like this
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Well, the father-in-law, too, is messaging her, too.
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Like, she just sits around when her kids do unsafe things in front of people. Well, what are they doing? Running around, being loud. They did try to open a window. And when OP asked why, they said for fun. Okay. They did try to throw something out of the window, but...
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I wouldn't. Oh, I wouldn't. No, I know. I know. I'm with you, too, because it's just like, fuck that.
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She thought it was ugly and hated it. This is like a little kid with a toy. I want the toy. I agree. Now that you have the toy.
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But it's like, what do you want to deal with? Do you want to deal with this harassment while you're...
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pregnant and it's already stressful and getting married i just wouldn't want that energy brought into my wedding same because i feel like if i had the dress on i was wearing they'd be like oh well i see you're wearing the dress exactly i would be like those comments what if she made a contract with the sister and she was just like i will give back the dress if you write in this contract with lawyers that you promised to wear it on your wedding day
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That's funny. Lock her in on the dress. I really like that. I'll give it back to you if you have to wear it on your wedding day and sign this contract.
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There's no way she would sign, though. Of course. So then you keep the dress. I know.
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Or maybe she signs and doesn't do it, which is just even worse. Living in sin. Get out.
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Okay, I totally spaced that comment out.
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Ma'am, this is not the 1800s. Yeah, what are we talking about? Wow, this is... Man. Also, a good Christian would not hurt thy neighbor.
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Exactly. Turn the other cheek.
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Treat others how you would like to be treated.
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I would. I mean, your mother-in-law, like she gave this to you and I think she kind of would know where her daughter is at. If there was context where like OP was like, I know my sister-in-law like isn't getting married anytime soon, but she's dreamed of wearing this dress. Then I would say give it back. Yeah. Or if she even liked the dress and there was a chance. Yeah. Okay.
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Don't open up that can of worms or that, you know, drama, but she thinks it's ugly.
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She doesn't like the dress. She wouldn't wear the dress.
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This person loves it. Comments on the beautiful embroidery, the hippie boho vibe. It's a dream for this person. And she gets to bond with her mother-in-law. So it's like it's clearly in the right home. But how do you get past dealing with these crazy people? Yeah.
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I love this idea. I think this would be like, fine, I'll wear it first. And then you have to wear it on your wedding day. Or are you saying your contract, you're like, I'll give it back.
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I will give it back to you and not wear it. If you promise, and we're going to put something leverage, like there's leverage in this contract that you have to wear it on your wedding day. Like that's even, that's really petty. But also what they're doing is being petty. And also this dress belonged to the mother-in-law. Mm-hmm.
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But there always is that thing with like married and daughter versus real daughter. Those are real things. Luckily, I don't experience it with my mother-in-law. She is unbelievable and incredible. But like I couldn't imagine if I had to experience that. So that's why part of me is like at first was like just get back the dress because like who knows.
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We have a little context that I think you will be excited to hear. So someone goes, right. Why can't they both wear the dress? I love this idea. Opie, see if your fiance can propose this idea to her. You are lucky to have such a great mother-in-law and your sister-in-law may come around eventually. Someone goes, sister-in-law doesn't even like the dress. She doesn't want to wear it either way.
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So Opie responds to this comment and goes, she is in her second marriage. Maybe she can wear it for her third marriage.
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That's what I'm kind of getting. And some people just don't know how to deal with kids.
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Wow. Iconic. Okay. Love that. Okay. She's not giving back the dress.
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She had two opportunities to wear that dress. This is her second marriage. No shame.
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No giving back that dress. But she had two opportunities. Fuck the contract. Don't give her back the dress. Absolutely never give that. Do not give that dress up.
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That piece of context, very important. Very important. I needed to hear that before I drew up the contract with my lawyers.
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Hold that retainer, guys. Wow. Yeah.
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It's something that she feels like is in the family and hers, and she doesn't want someone out of the family to have it. Bingo. She's in the family. She's kidding. Bingo. But this woman isn't accepting it.
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No, and some people don't even look at like when it comes to heirlooms, they don't think heirlooms can be passed down by a woman that marries in. Correct.
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It has to be blood. Like some people are goofy like that. So OP does have a comment. She never wears anything like this. It doesn't match her vibe or style and she's already married. I think this dress is expensive and she just wants an heirloom or something.
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On the money, Amanda. That'll do it. People get very possessive over heirlooms. Like the biggest fight siblings have is when their mom or father dies and they go through their stuff.
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Like that is so intense, especially jewelry.
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Yeah. The fights over stuff like that. I mean, people come out of the woodwork when family passes.
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It's like they don't talk at all to the person and then they're like, oh, that home. I mean, once you get homes involved. What's my cut? Exactly.
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Yeah, you never have to deal with that. You're going to get everything your parents give you.
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Honestly, baseball wall looks pretty cool.
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Really? You give coordinated energy.
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No, he's coordinated. He's coordinated.
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my phone I'm like this thing I go through screen protectors like no other bang bang all day every day I don't I don't have a case or a screen protector which is I know you're raw dog in that yeah I sure am what he's living life on the edge for someone that drops something five times a day that's insane I know I don't know I'm impressed but a little scared
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Yeah. There's a couple other comments from OP kind of just elaborating on mother-in-law, father-in-law dynamic with sister-in-law. Mother-in-law and father-in-law have been divorced for 20 years.
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Oh, they're not even together.
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Not together. Father-in-law and sister-in-law did not even congratulate them when they got engaged or announced their pregnancy.
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I'm like keep going you know so maybe it's that kind of thing where it's like I don't have kids so he falls over and I'm like and it's actually just fine and so maybe OP just doesn't get I think it's actually better for the kids to not react so intensely because they have to fall and learn like ow that hurt okay it's like when kids are like I want to go outside without my shoes you're like okay
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Fiance doesn't even really talk to his dad. Oh, then F them. So these are strangers coming into the wedding.
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Don't invite them to the wedding. Just wear the dress. Fuck them.
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Yeah, and there is some history behind the mother-in-law and this dress and being pregnant during her wedding. It does kind of have a sad resolution. Oh, no. And so for the mother-in-law to even offer this up...
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op finds even more meaningful like this was such a sentimental big deal for her and so to be looked at as family and offered this dress i find so beautiful yeah so i think because of the comments op comes to some senses and starts to get a little mad at sister-in-law instead of feeling bad Top comment, not the asshole.
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Sister-in-law can feel some kind of way about you wearing the dress, but her behavior is out of line. It's sweet that your mother-in-law offered you the dress. I love that for you. In my view, sister-in-law could view eventually also wearing the dress as something special you share instead of reacting like this.
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My mom and her two stepsisters all wore the same vintage read hand-me-down dress and they cherished it. Whoa. And then that's where OP gets into the fact that this would be for her third wedding. She's 39, you know, but she had two chances.
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Oh, yeah. She doesn't want to wear the dress.
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No. So not the asshole. Did she wear the dress? Do we find out? This is a month old.
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We got to check back. There's no update on this one.
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Wear the dress. Wear the dress.
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You're so right. Cartoon characters never change their outfit. They don't.
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I wish I could go through life like that. Just knowing what I'm going to wear every day.
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No, that's me. And then I have this thing. I'm like, it's got a power pack on it even.
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Oh, I was talking about lights like starting a fire. You have lights on your sweater.
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Yeah. It's going to be for my thumbnail now. But one last comment.
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To double down the wear the dress, the sister-in-law has called the dress ugly and tacky and just said, you must have a lot of emotion attached to that dress. Oh. Wow.
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And she doesn't. Huh. Wear that dress. Because weddings are emotional. Yes, they are. They're sentimental and emotional. Hello? Insane. Insane. Wow. These stories made me kind of rageful.
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I love the little feral sound effects.
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Thank you guys so much for coming on.
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Where can everyone find you both? Obviously, you're on Smosh. It'll be linked. But where else can people find you? Because you're funny. You just had like a big comedy show the other night.
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I did a live show. We did our podcast Smosh Mouth at Dynasty Typewriter. Unreal. We had 10,000 people watching. I just found out this morning. Oh, wow. A lot. Livestream. Oh, my God. And then a full audience. It was so unbelievably cool. That's incredible. And could not do it on our own. Like, we had a whole team helping us. It was unbelievable.
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You have an amazing team at Smosh.
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Such an amazing team. It was really beautiful.
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Your holiday party I got to go to, I'm like, everyone is so nice. I just, adopt me.
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You just have great vibes, everyone. It's amazing. I mean, come in whenever. Yeah, literally, come in whenever. Don't tempt me with a good time.
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And then halfway through, you're like, I want to get my shoes on. You're like, I know. That's correct. Then we go get your shoes.
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Don't tempt me with a good time. We've got to have you on Swash Mouth.
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You just say when, girl. You just say when. But where can everyone find you both?
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I have quick turnaround times here.
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Congratulations. I love this show so much. It was so fun shooting it. It was easy for me because we just are nutty together.
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I literally have the perfect picture to send you. Did you see that quarterback that he just got his first start in the NFL and all of his pictures are, he's serving punt. Like he's like, Oh, I love that.
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What's that? That's like gentle parenting. Gentle parenting. Or like Montessori. You let them figure it out.
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Okay, yay. So good. Mine is at Filming Amanda. Very cool name. Came up with it years ago, and it's still awesome. Honestly, no, it is good. And to get that handle, that seems... We're filming Amanda right now.
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we're filling mana right now so yeah tiktok instagram and then of course you can find me on the podcast at the smosh smosh mouth with shane top it's really fun and we always have tommy on it's so fun well we don't always have you on he's been on there three times which is big it's huge that's where you can find me i love it thank you both so much this was amazing i love this
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It feels like FAFO parenting. What's FAFO? Fuck around and find out.
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Oh, this is so good. And thank you all for being here. This is one of the last episodes of 2024. Oh my God. It's insane. Like what this show has shaped into is incredible. And I appreciate all of you so much. I'm not going to cry, you know, right now. So I love you guys. Be sure to head over to Patreon. We have lots of other holiday stories. You get to meet my editor Jenna this month.
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But other than that, until next time, bye. Bye.
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Oh, that's good. Yeah, it's like when a kid is like buttoning their shirt, they're like, just let them do it. And they're like, so it's painful to watch. It's painful to watch. But it's also like, Yeah. Takes a lot of patience.
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Where do we think the comments went on this one? Overall vote. What are we thinking?
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Mm-hmm. Yeah, I also feel like the comments were confused like us.
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The comments were like, what is actually happening here?
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There's a lot of missing info. Top comment, though, you're the asshole.
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It's festive. It's festive. Yeah, a friend made that. A listener made that.
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But also, this doesn't seem like a tree problem. If the kids are so wild that they would hurt themselves or destroy a Christmas tree without supervision, how do they survive the rest of the year?
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Right. Right. They're probably fine, but also... I mean, they're still alive. They're still alive. Their house is still there. Their house hasn't burned.
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It's been lit up. The kids are just in the back like... Wow. This feels a bit naughty.
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Yeah. Stay out of it. Keep out of other people's business.
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Uh-huh. Yeah, one of our friends in Colorado. Damn! This must have taken forever. It's so beautiful.
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No update. OP is pretty active. Bunch of other subreddits. You know, they're going on commenting things. But no update about the tree or if they got one.
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Yeah, we're going to have to find out. And the kids are going to be running around screaming. Opening a window.
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I don't know. I'm overstimulated already.
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It's a lot. It's a lot. This next one is also a lot. Oh, I'm so excited. It's also a lot. So this is coming from AITH, 23 days old, titled, Peeed My Pants. My Boyfriend Wouldn't Help Me. Oof.
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I did, but I was really lucky and I was wearing a skirt. So I just peed your leg. Yeah. Like I squatted in the skirt, like on the sidewalk. And then when I got to the house party, I just took off my tights and underwear and I was good to go.
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It was like the ideal way to pee your pants.
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The worst peeing your pants is when you're wearing jeans.
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Oh, because they're so soggy and hard to get off. I'm just like, I've never peed jeans, but like, you know, wet pants.
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I haven't. I don't think I've peed jeans either, but peed jeans. I've peed shorts, which are also not the best.
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Anyway. Anyways. So I had a vaginal birth nearly three years ago. And since then, I've had stress incontinence. Today, I was in class and I was taking an exam. I had to pee so bad, but couldn't leave until the exam was done.
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It's so good. But hi, guys. Welcome back to another episode of Two Hot Takes. I'm your host, Morgan, and today I'm joined by Amanda and Tommy from Smosh.
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When I finally finished, I peed my pants and it leaked as I went to the bathroom. I refused to leave the bathroom until I had another outfit, and my boyfriend refused to help me. I asked him to buy me sweats from the university gift shop, and he refused at first until I sent him money for them. I asked to borrow.
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He then said he wanted me to walk to the restroom door, and I said my pants are covered in pee. There's no way I can do that. And he said he's not walking into the women's restroom. No. Imagine, I'm like, no.