Tommy Metz III

Step two, put it in a bowl.

Step three...

Find a jacket and fill it with as many heavy rocks as you can.

And step four, just walk into the sea.

Very dystopian.

That's so sad.

Yeah, just go watch Suits, you idiot.

Like whatever people did.

Okay, so that's number one, emotionally.

Number two, I guess also emotionally, we already talked about it in your segment, but I need precise directions and measurements.

Any recipe, because I look through, because I get a lot of recipes from the internet, any recipe that has too much seasoned to taste, if it's salt, I get it, but like seasoned to taste or something vague like add a dollop or a medium amount, kick rocks, get out of here.

I need you to tell me exactly so I can scream yes, chef, in my echoey, all alone.

I checked.

I googled coriander and it said, huh?

Do you mean colander?

Zero results.

I broke Google.

They were like, try Bing.

We actually have a friend of the show that I will...

Just because I didn't get permission, I will let him remain nameless.