Tommy Metz III

They were rummaging around looking for something, and then they looked up and saw me, and they were like, oh, hi! As if, oh, of course, this is the part of the date where I pretend I'm not driving, and you just stand in front of my car. They looked surprised.

They were rummaging around looking for something, and then they looked up and saw me, and they were like, oh, hi! As if, oh, of course, this is the part of the date where I pretend I'm not driving, and you just stand in front of my car. They looked surprised.

They said they mumbled something about how they tried to call Uber, but Uber was closed. At that point, I did take their car keys. I made them get out. I called them an Uber and waited with them until they got in, handed them their car keys, and they drove away. That is pretty much the end.

They said they mumbled something about how they tried to call Uber, but Uber was closed. At that point, I did take their car keys. I made them get out. I called them an Uber and waited with them until they got in, handed them their car keys, and they drove away. That is pretty much the end.

So my lustful thoughts had led to a disappointing date, wine stains on my floor, and a really annoying afternoon that had really heightened my anticipation and instead had not gone anywhere where I thought it would. And that was the punishment for my lust.

So my lustful thoughts had led to a disappointing date, wine stains on my floor, and a really annoying afternoon that had really heightened my anticipation and instead had not gone anywhere where I thought it would. And that was the punishment for my lust.

Did I say Weinstein's? I meant to say Weinstein's. I'm sorry. Oh, my old pal Harvey was over. He was on your floor. Yeah, he was on my floor because, yeah, it was a weird time. Yeah. So that was my punishment. But do you remember how I said that maybe the entire world had to suffer? I want to know more. Do you remember that? Yeah. Because this date took place on Sunday, March 15th, 2020.

Did I say Weinstein's? I meant to say Weinstein's. I'm sorry. Oh, my old pal Harvey was over. He was on your floor. Yeah, he was on my floor because, yeah, it was a weird time. Yeah. So that was my punishment. But do you remember how I said that maybe the entire world had to suffer? I want to know more. Do you remember that? Yeah. Because this date took place on Sunday, March 15th, 2020.

The very next day, Los Angeles County shut down for the coronavirus. Remember how there was no traffic on the way to the restaurant and the restaurant was empty? It's because people were watching the news and not getting day drunk. Everyone but me knew that the world was coming to an end. And I was like, maybe after song seven, things might change.

The very next day, Los Angeles County shut down for the coronavirus. Remember how there was no traffic on the way to the restaurant and the restaurant was empty? It's because people were watching the news and not getting day drunk. Everyone but me knew that the world was coming to an end. And I was like, maybe after song seven, things might change.

You sounded like Yoda. That's right.

You sounded like Yoda. That's right.

Yeah. Until then, I am Tommy Mess III.

Yeah. Until then, I am Tommy Mess III.