Tommy Metz III

Post-margarita red wine. That might be a red flag. That might come up later. We'll see. Moving on.

Post-margarita red wine. That might be a red flag. That might come up later. We'll see. Moving on.

Okay. I see what you're saying. So they play a song on their phone and they start doing this kind of sexy dance. Not like a dance dance and not like a lap dance, but kind of in between. And I'm being, as I said, honest and vulnerable here. It was really hot. They would sort of come over and rub my shoulders or run their fingers through my hair. And it was nice and it was cute and it was sexy.

Okay. I see what you're saying. So they play a song on their phone and they start doing this kind of sexy dance. Not like a dance dance and not like a lap dance, but kind of in between. And I'm being, as I said, honest and vulnerable here. It was really hot. They would sort of come over and rub my shoulders or run their fingers through my hair. And it was nice and it was cute and it was sexy.

And so was the next song they danced to. They danced and they poured some more red wine and drank it and danced for me. I was really enjoying it. It felt like, oh, this is what adults that aren't white knighting their entire lives away do. Like this is very fine and consenting and great and great. By the third song, they were stumbling a little bit, clearly feeling the alcohol. Oh, no.

And so was the next song they danced to. They danced and they poured some more red wine and drank it and danced for me. I was really enjoying it. It felt like, oh, this is what adults that aren't white knighting their entire lives away do. Like this is very fine and consenting and great and great. By the third song, they were stumbling a little bit, clearly feeling the alcohol. Oh, no.

And three dances is kind of a lot, so I asked if they wanted to, you know, sit down. They giggled and told me to relax, and they said they wanted to keep dancing for me. Pete, this is all true. By the eighth song... No. I give you my word. They were forgetting which songs they had already danced for for me with and started trying to replay an earlier song. I remarked, we did that song already.

And three dances is kind of a lot, so I asked if they wanted to, you know, sit down. They giggled and told me to relax, and they said they wanted to keep dancing for me. Pete, this is all true. By the eighth song... No. I give you my word. They were forgetting which songs they had already danced for for me with and started trying to replay an earlier song. I remarked, we did that song already.

Are you sure you don't want to sit down? And they started having trouble fiddling with their phone and stuff. And I was getting really disappointed because I had let my lust for this person cloud over the fact that we weren't on the same page. Maybe I could have seen this happening. And so I was kind of mad at myself.

Are you sure you don't want to sit down? And they started having trouble fiddling with their phone and stuff. And I was getting really disappointed because I had let my lust for this person cloud over the fact that we weren't on the same page. Maybe I could have seen this happening. And so I was kind of mad at myself.

And if I'm being honest, I was kind of mad at them because at this point they're kind of a mess and they are spilling red wine on my carpet. This had clearly gone on long enough, and they were inebriated enough that I had easily decided, of course, I did not feel comfortable doing anything physical with them. That ship had sailed on a sea of alcohol. They weren't in their full right mind.

And if I'm being honest, I was kind of mad at them because at this point they're kind of a mess and they are spilling red wine on my carpet. This had clearly gone on long enough, and they were inebriated enough that I had easily decided, of course, I did not feel comfortable doing anything physical with them. That ship had sailed on a sea of alcohol. They weren't in their full right mind.

Of course, I would not take advantage of that. Lust had gotten me in the situation. I wasn't going to throw more gross lust at a drunk person on top of it. So as nicely as I can, I shut down the music and said it was probably time to go. And could I call them an Uber? We had both driven separately to my place from the restaurant. They said no, insisting they were fine to drive.

Of course, I would not take advantage of that. Lust had gotten me in the situation. I wasn't going to throw more gross lust at a drunk person on top of it. So as nicely as I can, I shut down the music and said it was probably time to go. And could I call them an Uber? We had both driven separately to my place from the restaurant. They said no, insisting they were fine to drive.

Nope, that's not happening. You can't hold this glass. You're not doing that. I said no. And so they said, OK, then they'd have a friend come get them. Then they spent the next 15 minutes trying to find their friend's number. Then they called this person and their friend argued about something. And then V told me their friend was two hours away, but was coming.

Nope, that's not happening. You can't hold this glass. You're not doing that. I said no. And so they said, OK, then they'd have a friend come get them. Then they spent the next 15 minutes trying to find their friend's number. Then they called this person and their friend argued about something. And then V told me their friend was two hours away, but was coming.

I already had drinks, so I wasn't able to drive. So honestly, I was just frustrated. I just wanted to just be over. So I said, I will pay for the Uber. We can figure out your car the next day. They said, no, they would go outside, call for one. And they left. I think they were picking up on the fact that I was a little disappointed. Yeah. Think the story's over? It's not!

I already had drinks, so I wasn't able to drive. So honestly, I was just frustrated. I just wanted to just be over. So I said, I will pay for the Uber. We can figure out your car the next day. They said, no, they would go outside, call for one. And they left. I think they were picking up on the fact that I was a little disappointed. Yeah. Think the story's over? It's not!

Some people would have drawn the line there, but I had a feeling what they were about to do. So I, like a creep, I sort of walked after them outside and peeked around the corner. and saw them immediately getting into their driver's seat, like I suspected. So I ran over, and I stood in front of their car.

Some people would have drawn the line there, but I had a feeling what they were about to do. So I, like a creep, I sort of walked after them outside and peeked around the corner. and saw them immediately getting into their driver's seat, like I suspected. So I ran over, and I stood in front of their car.