Tommy Pope

What's the fucking movie I'm trying to think of? Full Metal Jacket. Full Metal Jacket. Not fucking Platoon. Son of a bitch. Did he say he liked porn? That's why he got out of it? I have no idea. Red Band. And he becomes a crossing guard? He doesn't like war or Red Band. Yes, there you go. Thank you, Red Band. So, Dusty, I'm going to get you out of here super soon. You gave up on all that.

You don't like war, but you do like being a crossing guard?

You don't like war, but you do like being a crossing guard?

You don't like war, but you do like being a crossing guard?

To get on here?

To get on here?

To get on here?

All right, Dusty. Well, when you say minimal stuff, that means you're doing something other than being a crossing guard?

All right, Dusty. Well, when you say minimal stuff, that means you're doing something other than being a crossing guard?

All right, Dusty. Well, when you say minimal stuff, that means you're doing something other than being a crossing guard?

Do you have any jokes that aren't about the way you look or me? year and five months. I want to hear one joke. I'm going to give you a shot to do one quick joke.

Do you have any jokes that aren't about the way you look or me? year and five months. I want to hear one joke. I'm going to give you a shot to do one quick joke.

Do you have any jokes that aren't about the way you look or me? year and five months. I want to hear one joke. I'm going to give you a shot to do one quick joke.

Okay, here's a little joke book, Dusty. Wow, amazing, even unfunny, all the way to the absolute last breath. There you go, put the mic in the mic stand, Dusty. There he goes, Dusty Keith. I mean, how hard can you bomb? That is incredible. No bueno. Juanita's about to eat him alive. All right, let's get a little palate cleanser in here.

Okay, here's a little joke book, Dusty. Wow, amazing, even unfunny, all the way to the absolute last breath. There you go, put the mic in the mic stand, Dusty. There he goes, Dusty Keith. I mean, how hard can you bomb? That is incredible. No bueno. Juanita's about to eat him alive. All right, let's get a little palate cleanser in here.

Okay, here's a little joke book, Dusty. Wow, amazing, even unfunny, all the way to the absolute last breath. There you go, put the mic in the mic stand, Dusty. There he goes, Dusty Keith. I mean, how hard can you bomb? That is incredible. No bueno. Juanita's about to eat him alive. All right, let's get a little palate cleanser in here.

Ladies and gentlemen, this guy, not a regular, not a golden ticket winner. Just a fucking character that I like to throw in the mix every once in a while. Some people love him. Some people hate him. One of the most polarizing figures in the history of the show. But as of last time he was on this show, we're watching him get better and better. According to that, we'll see how it goes tonight.

Ladies and gentlemen, this guy, not a regular, not a golden ticket winner. Just a fucking character that I like to throw in the mix every once in a while. Some people love him. Some people hate him. One of the most polarizing figures in the history of the show. But as of last time he was on this show, we're watching him get better and better. According to that, we'll see how it goes tonight.

Ladies and gentlemen, this guy, not a regular, not a golden ticket winner. Just a fucking character that I like to throw in the mix every once in a while. Some people love him. Some people hate him. One of the most polarizing figures in the history of the show. But as of last time he was on this show, we're watching him get better and better. According to that, we'll see how it goes tonight.

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