Tommy Pope

Make some fucking noise for the one and only, the return of Uncle Lazer.

Make some fucking noise for the one and only, the return of Uncle Lazer.

All right, Uncle Lazer trying, trying. Being able to do what Dusty Keith could not. I feel like if you're going to do it, do it clever. Come at him in a... I dated a Puerto Rican. Clever. You said nothing I haven't seen in my Twitter mentions over the past two weeks. Adorable. Adorable. Hey, he won. We're safe, though. Yeah. Yeah, we are. How are you, Uncle Laser? How's it going, bud?

All right, Uncle Lazer trying, trying. Being able to do what Dusty Keith could not. I feel like if you're going to do it, do it clever. Come at him in a... I dated a Puerto Rican. Clever. You said nothing I haven't seen in my Twitter mentions over the past two weeks. Adorable. Adorable. Hey, he won. We're safe, though. Yeah. Yeah, we are. How are you, Uncle Laser? How's it going, bud?

All right, Uncle Lazer trying, trying. Being able to do what Dusty Keith could not. I feel like if you're going to do it, do it clever. Come at him in a... I dated a Puerto Rican. Clever. You said nothing I haven't seen in my Twitter mentions over the past two weeks. Adorable. Adorable. Hey, he won. We're safe, though. Yeah. Yeah, we are. How are you, Uncle Laser? How's it going, bud?

Oh, it's all hitting him at once right now. They're all hitting him at once. He should have done the other minute. He should have done the other minute that he had planned.

Oh, it's all hitting him at once right now. They're all hitting him at once. He should have done the other minute. He should have done the other minute that he had planned.

Oh, it's all hitting him at once right now. They're all hitting him at once. He should have done the other minute. He should have done the other minute that he had planned.

No, don't. Laser. Actually, I'm sober, dude. You're what? Sober. Okay. No one believes you. Tell us about you. This is two comedians in a row talking about me.

No, don't. Laser. Actually, I'm sober, dude. You're what? Sober. Okay. No one believes you. Tell us about you. This is two comedians in a row talking about me.

No, don't. Laser. Actually, I'm sober, dude. You're what? Sober. Okay. No one believes you. Tell us about you. This is two comedians in a row talking about me.

Sober. Too many drugs are not enough, but yet he's completely sober. You don't even realize you confess your sins. What's that on your arm? What do you got there on your elbow?

Sober. Too many drugs are not enough, but yet he's completely sober. You don't even realize you confess your sins. What's that on your arm? What do you got there on your elbow?

Sober. Too many drugs are not enough, but yet he's completely sober. You don't even realize you confess your sins. What's that on your arm? What do you got there on your elbow?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Oh, shit. UFC legend, future UFC Hall of Famer, Cowboy Cerrone, ladies and gentlemen. Fuck yeah. One of the all-time greats. 48 fights under his belt. UFC fucking legend, Cowboy Cerrone. Welcome, Cowboy. Thank you, Austin.

Oh, shit. UFC legend, future UFC Hall of Famer, Cowboy Cerrone, ladies and gentlemen. Fuck yeah. One of the all-time greats. 48 fights under his belt. UFC fucking legend, Cowboy Cerrone. Welcome, Cowboy. Thank you, Austin.

Oh, shit. UFC legend, future UFC Hall of Famer, Cowboy Cerrone, ladies and gentlemen. Fuck yeah. One of the all-time greats. 48 fights under his belt. UFC fucking legend, Cowboy Cerrone. Welcome, Cowboy. Thank you, Austin.