Tommy Schmidt

Honey mustard. Dude, we've become such an old boomer podcast right now, right at the moment. And you know what? And we're putting Tommy on with it. Soon you'll be 50 too. Schlesische Gurkenhappen, ein großes Glas ist immer bei mir. Blöd, dass das das Einzige ist, was von Schlesien übergeblieben ist am Ende.

Honey mustard. Dude, we've become such an old boomer podcast right now, right at the moment. And you know what? And we're putting Tommy on with it. Soon you'll be 50 too. Schlesische Gurkenhappen, ein großes Glas ist immer bei mir. Blöd, dass das das Einzige ist, was von Schlesien übergeblieben ist am Ende.

By the way, I recently saw an Instastory of Moses Pelham. I actually wanted to write to him, we have no contact, but I wanted to write to him because he made an Instastory of how he puts cucumbers in himself.

By the way, I recently saw an Instastory of Moses Pelham. I actually wanted to write to him, we have no contact, but I wanted to write to him because he made an Instastory of how he puts cucumbers in himself.

And Moses P., so the Moses P., who forced Kraftwerk into his knees, and Stefan Raab broke his nose, puts cucumbers in on Instagram. Very good.

And Moses P., so the Moses P., who forced Kraftwerk into his knees, and Stefan Raab broke his nose, puts cucumbers in on Instagram. Very good.

No, to be honest, a piece of hard cheese. You do that after pumping.

No, to be honest, a piece of hard cheese. You do that after pumping.

But you can only eat one. After that it's delicious and then it's disgusting. But you have a choice of cheese anyway. You make cheese decisions that I can't understand. You eat Roquefort, right? No, and Roquefort and blue currant cheese and so on. Yes, exactly. But that's really crazy. Gorgonzola. I'll stay at home today. Cheese varieties.

But you can only eat one. After that it's delicious and then it's disgusting. But you have a choice of cheese anyway. You make cheese decisions that I can't understand. You eat Roquefort, right? No, and Roquefort and blue currant cheese and so on. Yes, exactly. But that's really crazy. Gorgonzola. I'll stay at home today. Cheese varieties.

Show it to me. You have the easiest shoes of us two. Show your feet again. Tommy and I have similar shoes, but mine has a costume picture in it and yours is a dress. But you have this Peter Altmaier problem, you can see the skin immediately. Peter Altmaier in my talk shows. Yes, because I wear old pants. At some point you become an old Tommy. You don't want to know that at the age of 20.

Show it to me. You have the easiest shoes of us two. Show your feet again. Tommy and I have similar shoes, but mine has a costume picture in it and yours is a dress. But you have this Peter Altmaier problem, you can see the skin immediately. Peter Altmaier in my talk shows. Yes, because I wear old pants. At some point you become an old Tommy. You don't want to know that at the age of 20.

But at some point you think to yourself, should I buy new clothes or should I wear the old ones that I have already paid for? And then you decide for the latter and then you realize that they don't really fit anymore. Can you actually meet at the shop in Cologne? Definitely. On the sofa at Zalando you can meet me while shopping, dude. That would be awesome. Let's socialize a bit.

But at some point you think to yourself, should I buy new clothes or should I wear the old ones that I have already paid for? And then you decide for the latter and then you realize that they don't really fit anymore. Can you actually meet at the shop in Cologne? Definitely. On the sofa at Zalando you can meet me while shopping, dude. That would be awesome. Let's socialize a bit.

It's an opportunity for us to get to know each other. You brought us together, now you don't have to be surprised. And to be honest, the risk is much greater that I take a podcast with Tommy than with El Hotso, to be honest. So, think about it. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

It's an opportunity for us to get to know each other. You brought us together, now you don't have to be surprised. And to be honest, the risk is much greater that I take a podcast with Tommy than with El Hotso, to be honest. So, think about it. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

Do you remember how we got together? You with Joko, me with Klaas.

Do you remember how we got together? You with Joko, me with Klaas.

How? Yes.

How? Yes.

And I had two old bunnies telling about the Führer, from the past, with Klaas. And then he noticed relatively quickly that television was obviously more lucrative for the two of them. And we were also a piece of cake for the two of them. Sandbag on the career hot air balloon. And now they're looking at each other.

And I had two old bunnies telling about the Führer, from the past, with Klaas. And then he noticed relatively quickly that television was obviously more lucrative for the two of them. And we were also a piece of cake for the two of them. Sandbag on the career hot air balloon. And now they're looking at each other.

Now they're looking at each other stupidly in the tube with their little one-man business that they opened up there.

Now they're looking at each other stupidly in the tube with their little one-man business that they opened up there.

Now they're looking at each other with their million contracts, stupid from the West. No, where was I? Oh, place 4. Place 4 is for me the big five things that are not allowed on a good German dinner table. The small, thin, French mini salami. And that's something like, for example, Aoste or what is this French company called with this yellow packaging? Yes. Yes, exactly. In France, oui.

Now they're looking at each other with their million contracts, stupid from the West. No, where was I? Oh, place 4. Place 4 is for me the big five things that are not allowed on a good German dinner table. The small, thin, French mini salami. And that's something like, for example, Aoste or what is this French company called with this yellow packaging? Yes. Yes, exactly. In France, oui.

I'm sure you've already asked a German tourist. But of course they are not served from the packaging, but they are like salt rods. In the past, salt rods were always put into the glass and today these thin mini salami are also used. And also different directions of taste. For example, there is walnut, pepper, chicken. And there is always this white mold on the outside, that is very important.

I'm sure you've already asked a German tourist. But of course they are not served from the packaging, but they are like salt rods. In the past, salt rods were always put into the glass and today these thin mini salami are also used. And also different directions of taste. For example, there is walnut, pepper, chicken. And there is always this white mold on the outside, that is very important.

We have to talk about the most important story of the last seven days, Olli. Manfred Krug is dead. Yes, that too. Although, to be honest, I've always had a bad feeling about Manfred Krug, but also for years. Why? When I read the reports of Stucki in his, it's been a long time ago, Deutschboden. No, that was Uslar. Also German among the victims? No, how is the reportage book by Stuckrad Barre?

We have to talk about the most important story of the last seven days, Olli. Manfred Krug is dead. Yes, that too. Although, to be honest, I've always had a bad feeling about Manfred Krug, but also for years. Why? When I read the reports of Stucki in his, it's been a long time ago, Deutschboden. No, that was Uslar. Also German among the victims? No, how is the reportage book by Stuckrad Barre?

Chicken is orange.

Chicken is orange.

But the French mini salami is my number four. Are there people who only eat one of them? You can't stop eating it when you've eaten some. In the cinema. And you think, in the cinema in Cologne, in the residence cinema, there is no popcorn.

But the French mini salami is my number four. Are there people who only eat one of them? You can't stop eating it when you've eaten some. In the cinema. And you think, in the cinema in Cologne, in the residence cinema, there is no popcorn.

That's such a strange USP. What's that supposed to mean? There are no nachos in Zoo Palace either. That's almost true anyway.

That's such a strange USP. What's that supposed to mean? There are no nachos in Zoo Palace either. That's almost true anyway.

I was at the Zoo Palace and asked if I wanted nachos. And they said, we haven't had them since 2012. Since the big nacho war?

I was at the Zoo Palace and asked if I wanted nachos. And they said, we haven't had them since 2012. Since the big nacho war?

Real talk, I thought about what to give you for your 50th birthday. I really thought about it, because we've already made great gifts. I've also made a great gift and thought, okay, now we have... A weapon, right? So Olli gave me a weapon, I gave him a picture of Horst Jansson.

Real talk, I thought about what to give you for your 50th birthday. I really thought about it, because we've already made great gifts. I've also made a great gift and thought, okay, now we have... A weapon, right? So Olli gave me a weapon, I gave him a picture of Horst Jansson.

I gave Felix a ball from the Qatar World Cup. Yes, you young people. And then I thought, what am I going to do this year? And I really searched a lot until Michael from Spotify came at some point. And then he told me what they thought for you. I can't top that anyway. And I was thinking about whether I should buy the Terminator 2 Flipper.

I gave Felix a ball from the Qatar World Cup. Yes, you young people. And then I thought, what am I going to do this year? And I really searched a lot until Michael from Spotify came at some point. And then he told me what they thought for you. I can't top that anyway. And I was thinking about whether I should buy the Terminator 2 Flipper.

No.

No.

I didn't buy the flipper either. First of all, it was very expensive. And above all, because I didn't know when I gave you the thing, if it could be set up at all or if there were any difficulties. You don't have the wings in my apartment. No, but not because of the space, but whether it fits in your family concept, you know.

I didn't buy the flipper either. First of all, it was very expensive. And above all, because I didn't know when I gave you the thing, if it could be set up at all or if there were any difficulties. You don't have the wings in my apartment. No, but not because of the space, but whether it fits in your family concept, you know.

Because a flipper is, then it means afterwards, the flipper is between me and you, I'm taking off or something, you know. But wouldn't you have been happy about it? Terminator 2 would have not reacted. I would have been really happy. Yes, you would have been really happy. Too bad.

Because a flipper is, then it means afterwards, the flipper is between me and you, I'm taking off or something, you know. But wouldn't you have been happy about it? Terminator 2 would have not reacted. I would have been really happy. Yes, you would have been really happy. Too bad.

I feel like Angelica Calvers.

I feel like Angelica Calvers.

I'm afraid that when I'm 50, Spotify will be bought up by Microsoft or Elon Musk or a completely different company. And that that won't matter at all. You'll get a software voucher from Deezer. Is Deezer still there? I don't know if Deezer is still there. Don't say it so loud. Well...

I'm afraid that when I'm 50, Spotify will be bought up by Microsoft or Elon Musk or a completely different company. And that that won't matter at all. You'll get a software voucher from Deezer. Is Deezer still there? I don't know if Deezer is still there. Don't say it so loud. Well...

He had met with Manfred Krug for a long time. And I thought, oh, Manfred Krug is 10 years old. But Manfred Krug was already in a stage where you thought, oh, he won't do it for long. Somehow I didn't surprise myself with Manfred Krug. And I heard from many people that he was supposed to be an incredibly unpleasant guy.

He had met with Manfred Krug for a long time. And I thought, oh, Manfred Krug is 10 years old. But Manfred Krug was already in a stage where you thought, oh, he won't do it for long. Somehow I didn't surprise myself with Manfred Krug. And I heard from many people that he was supposed to be an incredibly unpleasant guy.

I always let my young fans lick my feet under the stage. That's why it's so important to me.

I always let my young fans lick my feet under the stage. That's why it's so important to me.

Arne from Keyboard once wrote on Facebook that he doesn't like it, but then Olli ghosted it and Olli... He was nagged by me.

Arne from Keyboard once wrote on Facebook that he doesn't like it, but then Olli ghosted it and Olli... He was nagged by me.

You could have noticed Olli's foot care videos that were on YouTube for years, now you see them in a completely different light.

You could have noticed Olli's foot care videos that were on YouTube for years, now you see them in a completely different light.

But Olli Schulz, there has to be a foot care salon under the stage. For years, the riggers, they all knew that he always wanted to do foot care. Always when Olli, when solo, when Giesbert played solo. Yeah, then he's down there, he's got his socks on and his... And you're laughing at those fish that snagged Hornhaut or at those fans that he met. Exactly. We're laughing.

But Olli Schulz, there has to be a foot care salon under the stage. For years, the riggers, they all knew that he always wanted to do foot care. Always when Olli, when solo, when Giesbert played solo. Yeah, then he's down there, he's got his socks on and his... And you're laughing at those fish that snagged Hornhaut or at those fans that he met. Exactly. We're laughing.

He's doing everything with his lawyer.

He's doing everything with his lawyer.

Dear greetings to the lawyers out there, also to Rammstein. The thing is, what do you want to do? So the lawyer of Till Lindemann is sometimes my lawyer. You have to... You know what?

Dear greetings to the lawyers out there, also to Rammstein. The thing is, what do you want to do? So the lawyer of Till Lindemann is sometimes my lawyer. You have to... You know what?

The more powerful the lawyer, the better. Not the more expensive, the better. I can't confirm. No, the more expensive, the louder, I would say. But not the better. The big five. There are more. There are more.

The more powerful the lawyer, the better. Not the more expensive, the better. I can't confirm. No, the more expensive, the louder, I would say. But not the better. The big five. There are more. There are more.

Yes, third place. Marte was fourth. And then I pulled the cucumber. You don't think about it right now, do you? Yes, exactly. The note app. But how do you proceed when it's already there? I always have two or three more things with me. Sometimes when we don't feel like it, we say, okay, let's leave place two, but today we have the time. Because people are supposed to donate.

Yes, third place. Marte was fourth. And then I pulled the cucumber. You don't think about it right now, do you? Yes, exactly. The note app. But how do you proceed when it's already there? I always have two or three more things with me. Sometimes when we don't feel like it, we say, okay, let's leave place two, but today we have the time. Because people are supposed to donate.

festundflauschig.betterplace.org Yes, that's why we're here. Hard-boiled egg. Oh. Yes, that's part of it. Freshly cooked or from tomorrow? No, freshly cooked. Boil eggs in the evening? That's warm, right? You're right, that's nonsense. But also not those disgusting ones that are painted. No, but rather... Where the color goes through, that's so pink. But a very short look into the audience.

festundflauschig.betterplace.org Yes, that's why we're here. Hard-boiled egg. Oh. Yes, that's part of it. Freshly cooked or from tomorrow? No, freshly cooked. Boil eggs in the evening? That's warm, right? You're right, that's nonsense. But also not those disgusting ones that are painted. No, but rather... Where the color goes through, that's so pink. But a very short look into the audience.

Hard-boiled eggs in the evening. No, not always, right? It's this typical dinner that you rarely eat. Yes, but are they warm then? Warm? There's a lot of nodding.

Hard-boiled eggs in the evening. No, not always, right? It's this typical dinner that you rarely eat. Yes, but are they warm then? Warm? There's a lot of nodding.

But you eat an egg different in the evening than in the morning. Yes. Yes, right? Also so hard. I don't eat eggs in the morning.

But you eat an egg different in the evening than in the morning. Yes. Yes, right? Also so hard. I don't eat eggs in the morning.

And that's why not so many people had such a personal, intimate relationship with him.

And that's why not so many people had such a personal, intimate relationship with him.

No, no, no. Like this sentence, so sustainable in these gardens. I don't eat eggs in the evening. Eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs. I don't eat eggs in the evening. Imagine, 66 million years ago you were walking through the steppe of Saxony-Anhalt. Cut! You're sitting in a room as a skeleton, while someone says, I don't eat eggs in the evening.

No, no, no. Like this sentence, so sustainable in these gardens. I don't eat eggs in the evening. Eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs. I don't eat eggs in the evening. Imagine, 66 million years ago you were walking through the steppe of Saxony-Anhalt. Cut! You're sitting in a room as a skeleton, while someone says, I don't eat eggs in the evening.

Luckily, Brachios had such a small head that he could have realized what would happen to him one day. Who knows where we are one day in 66 million years. Do you like mustard eggs? Tommy had lunch with me yesterday and I recommended him the mustard eggs.

Luckily, Brachios had such a small head that he could have realized what would happen to him one day. Who knows where we are one day in 66 million years. Do you like mustard eggs? Tommy had lunch with me yesterday and I recommended him the mustard eggs.

I was so jealous.

I was so jealous.

You dipped your potatoes in it. I dipped my potatoes in his plate. Like Michel Friedman at Schlingensief at night. Yes, exactly.

You dipped your potatoes in it. I dipped my potatoes in his plate. Like Michel Friedman at Schlingensief at night. Yes, exactly.

Yes, that was a bit strange, but also really awesome. But watch out, Tommy. The community is skeptical. We have a very... Because of me or because of the eggs? Yes, watch out. Crab salad, freshly cooked egg. Dude, what went wrong there? So in the sense of, is he now completely detached from us normal people? That's what I read out of it. But I also had cucumber and tomato.

Yes, that was a bit strange, but also really awesome. But watch out, Tommy. The community is skeptical. We have a very... Because of me or because of the eggs? Yes, watch out. Crab salad, freshly cooked egg. Dude, what went wrong there? So in the sense of, is he now completely detached from us normal people? That's what I read out of it. But I also had cucumber and tomato.

Yes, but you didn't read it out, I took it away from you beforehand. Yes, I already said cucumber. And I have tomatoes. How is this here? Is this a competition? No, you have these honey cucumbers that are in cubes. No, I said spice cucumber first. Okay. No, you have ... okay.

Yes, but you didn't read it out, I took it away from you beforehand. Yes, I already said cucumber. And I have tomatoes. How is this here? Is this a competition? No, you have these honey cucumbers that are in cubes. No, I said spice cucumber first. Okay. No, you have ... okay.

He was an incredibly unpleasant guy.

He was an incredibly unpleasant guy.

Yes, I think it's nice. That he got the question read out. Jan, Tommy and Olli ... Is that Fred's or X?

Yes, I think it's nice. That he got the question read out. Jan, Tommy and Olli ... Is that Fred's or X?

I haven't been there in a long time, Jan. I always do it on Twitter. Jan, Tommi and Olli energetically talk about top 5 sandwiches. It's a bit like a WG party before the others come.

I haven't been there in a long time, Jan. I always do it on Twitter. Jan, Tommi and Olli energetically talk about top 5 sandwiches. It's a bit like a WG party before the others come.

Before the others come. Okay. Okay. So, third place for you was... Do you live in WGs?

Before the others come. Okay. Okay. So, third place for you was... Do you live in WGs?

If you were a flat partner, he would have reported you to me for a long time and puked. Watch out, I even lived in a flat five. Yes, here, in a flat five. With whom?

If you were a flat partner, he would have reported you to me for a long time and puked. Watch out, I even lived in a flat five. Yes, here, in a flat five. With whom?

Do you have any contacts? Carsten, photographer, Max, Wolfgang, Matthias and Stefan. Actually Steffi, Werder fan.

Do you have any contacts? Carsten, photographer, Max, Wolfgang, Matthias and Stefan. Actually Steffi, Werder fan.

Anne and George and Julien and Dick. In which city? In Bremen? Dear psychotherapists, if you want to learn something about projections, then listen to this podcast. How many WGs have you lived in, Olli? Tell me.

Anne and George and Julien and Dick. In which city? In Bremen? Dear psychotherapists, if you want to learn something about projections, then listen to this podcast. How many WGs have you lived in, Olli? Tell me.

You must have been one of those who left WGs. On the sofa, you were a weirdo lying on the sofa.

You must have been one of those who left WGs. On the sofa, you were a weirdo lying on the sofa.

You lived with the singer of the Bronx Boys. Two years. Oh, stop it.

You lived with the singer of the Bronx Boys. Two years. Oh, stop it.

Never. You lived with the singer of the Bronx Boys. Wild flat time. Do you notice how I just do what you did to me? Yes, it's totally original. Just say, no, it's not true. How powerless you are against it. Of course it's true, that's what I'm used to in the flat. In the flat five.

Never. You lived with the singer of the Bronx Boys. Wild flat time. Do you notice how I just do what you did to me? Yes, it's totally original. Just say, no, it's not true. How powerless you are against it. Of course it's true, that's what I'm used to in the flat. In the flat five.

What was that again with me? The boiled egg. Susanne is just writing to me. Max, excuse me. Susanne even knows me, Max. He's a star, Max. He rapped Esperanto at Freundeskreis later.

What was that again with me? The boiled egg. Susanne is just writing to me. Max, excuse me. Susanne even knows me, Max. He's a star, Max. He rapped Esperanto at Freundeskreis later.

One person. But that is, you have to say, the audience who also lived in your street.

One person. But that is, you have to say, the audience who also lived in your street.

And you eat that on bread, right?

And you eat that on bread, right?

But we're having dinner. We're having dinner. Yes, dinner is also great, dude. At 7 in the morning, so hasty on the way to work. Honestly, there's everything in there that the body needs. Like with Babybel. Babybel would be my second place, you fucker. Really? Yes. Hello, we're also at my third place. Babybel. I wanted to end my monologue for a moment.

But we're having dinner. We're having dinner. Yes, dinner is also great, dude. At 7 in the morning, so hasty on the way to work. Honestly, there's everything in there that the body needs. Like with Babybel. Babybel would be my second place, you fucker. Really? Yes. Hello, we're also at my third place. Babybel. I wanted to end my monologue for a moment.

With butter. Okay.

With butter. Okay.

I'm at my third place. Yes, a nice brown bread. My third place is a good butter, and that's a different one than in the morning. And that's the Le Président butter in a plastic cup, where you always think that it lasts much longer than it actually does. And then you open it and the crystals have already wandered from the inside out.

I'm at my third place. Yes, a nice brown bread. My third place is a good butter, and that's a different one than in the morning. And that's the Le Président butter in a plastic cup, where you always think that it lasts much longer than it actually does. And then you open it and the crystals have already wandered from the inside out.

And that's such a strange salt crust and it quickly puts moisture into it. Like an old Solero. Yes, exactly. But a Le Président butter, which would also be bought knowing that it is a special butter, which is served in a special occasion, i.e. an evening bread, that is on third place with me. And to be honest, it was very rare with us, because it was always much too expensive for my family.

And that's such a strange salt crust and it quickly puts moisture into it. Like an old Solero. Yes, exactly. But a Le Président butter, which would also be bought knowing that it is a special butter, which is served in a special occasion, i.e. an evening bread, that is on third place with me. And to be honest, it was very rare with us, because it was always much too expensive for my family.

Salty butter in general. Yes, salty butter. But salty butter was always smeared on Nutella rolls on vacation, butter on it. Salty butter! In France or in Spain it always existed. How was the butter policy with you? Was it outside or in the fridge?

Salty butter in general. Yes, salty butter. But salty butter was always smeared on Nutella rolls on vacation, butter on it. Salty butter! In France or in Spain it always existed. How was the butter policy with you? Was it outside or in the fridge?

So you recognized the seasons at the location of the butter?

So you recognized the seasons at the location of the butter?

In the past, at home, we had the butter outside in a ceramic bowl. But I always thought it was a bit disgusting. In the summer? No, in the summer they put it in the fridge.

In the past, at home, we had the butter outside in a ceramic bowl. But I always thought it was a bit disgusting. In the summer? No, in the summer they put it in the fridge.

But it was actually like that in Bremen, because it's not that hot in Bremen. Do you still have these egg mopeds in your fridge, where you can put the eggs in there? Yes, I also use them, to be honest. Really? Do you have an ice cube machine? Yes, of course you have an ice cube machine in your fridge. No, no, I take the things for it. People eat the cream salad for dinner. I can't even get it out.

But it was actually like that in Bremen, because it's not that hot in Bremen. Do you still have these egg mopeds in your fridge, where you can put the eggs in there? Yes, I also use them, to be honest. Really? Do you have an ice cube machine? Yes, of course you have an ice cube machine in your fridge. No, no, I take the things for it. People eat the cream salad for dinner. I can't even get it out.

No, I understand. So you don't have it, but then you put the eggs in the ice cube shells. No, no, no, no. Where the eggs come in, I put the water in there. And I have that as ice cubes. How do you call that, the freezer thing? Freezer. But in my fridge there are no coolers where you can put water in. It's just holes where you just put the eggs in. That would be funny if I did that.

No, I understand. So you don't have it, but then you put the eggs in the ice cube shells. No, no, no, no. Where the eggs come in, I put the water in there. And I have that as ice cubes. How do you call that, the freezer thing? Freezer. But in my fridge there are no coolers where you can put water in. It's just holes where you just put the eggs in. That would be funny if I did that.

Yes, strange fridge.

Yes, strange fridge.

A lot of people took this tea business very badly. I think he did it with Charles M... Charles Brouwer. No, what's his name again? Charlie Huber? Charles M... Charles Brouwer, I think. With whom he did the Tatort for years. That was when the Tatort was sung. With Manfred Krug and Charles Brouwer. It always annoyed me a lot. When they started singing a song, it was extremely depressing.

A lot of people took this tea business very badly. I think he did it with Charles M... Charles Brouwer. No, what's his name again? Charlie Huber? Charles M... Charles Brouwer, I think. With whom he did the Tatort for years. That was when the Tatort was sung. With Manfred Krug and Charles Brouwer. It always annoyed me a lot. When they started singing a song, it was extremely depressing.

Hello, hello, hello, be careful. It's jelly from dead animals. Burrata.

Hello, hello, hello, be careful. It's jelly from dead animals. Burrata.

No, no one says that, because burrata is not feminine. We have a burrata, not a burrata. Really? Yes, of course. Not a burrata. Not a mozzarella, but a mozzarella. What do you want now?

No, no one says that, because burrata is not feminine. We have a burrata, not a burrata. Really? Yes, of course. Not a burrata. Not a mozzarella, but a mozzarella. What do you want now?

Maybe a great service. When you die, Böhmermann spits into your open grave. Afterlife roasting with Jan Böhmermann. Afterlife roasting, exactly. Only bad about dead people, only bad. Double point, Jan Böhmermann. No, I don't find him unsympathetic. I thought it was the best at the Sesamstraße.

Maybe a great service. When you die, Böhmermann spits into your open grave. Afterlife roasting with Jan Böhmermann. Afterlife roasting, exactly. Only bad about dead people, only bad. Double point, Jan Böhmermann. No, I don't find him unsympathetic. I thought it was the best at the Sesamstraße.

Tommy, let's get to your second place. Yes. What did I have now? I had... Tomato, cucumber, crab in the notes app.

Tommy, let's get to your second place. Yes. What did I have now? I had... Tomato, cucumber, crab in the notes app.

Did you record it? No, the great thinker of our time, Icke Hüftgold, took snippets from our podcast and made a hit song out of it. Because we said it would be perfect. Concentual? Or did he do it over and over again? No, we already connected with him. And then we performed it for the good cause on Bierkönig.

Did you record it? No, the great thinker of our time, Icke Hüftgold, took snippets from our podcast and made a hit song out of it. Because we said it would be perfect. Concentual? Or did he do it over and over again? No, we already connected with him. And then we performed it for the good cause on Bierkönig.

I don't have a bad relationship to my drink. When I said it was the best at the Sesamstraße, it was meant as a compliment. And when the sentence came out of my mouth, I noticed that it wasn't a compliment. The best... The second best night... Night TV.

I don't have a bad relationship to my drink. When I said it was the best at the Sesamstraße, it was meant as a compliment. And when the sentence came out of my mouth, I noticed that it wasn't a compliment. The best... The second best night... Night TV.

Shit, and now? Your second place. It's decadent again, but wildflower cheese.

Shit, and now? Your second place. It's decadent again, but wildflower cheese.

Wildflower cheese crumb salad? It's ultra, ultra awesome. I'm not talking about it being my normal dinner. Tobi, come back to normal people, honestly. He has your gouda from Jaa. Come back, man, come back. You're on the street.

Wildflower cheese crumb salad? It's ultra, ultra awesome. I'm not talking about it being my normal dinner. Tobi, come back to normal people, honestly. He has your gouda from Jaa. Come back, man, come back. You're on the street.

Wildflower cheese? Do you know wildflower cheese? Who knows wildflower cheese? Look how many hands go up, they're all rich. Yes, but they're all manicured hands with French ... with candied berries.

Wildflower cheese? Do you know wildflower cheese? Who knows wildflower cheese? Look how many hands go up, they're all rich. Yes, but they're all manicured hands with French ... with candied berries.

Wildflowers were forbidden.

Wildflowers were forbidden.

Wildflowers weren't allowed in the past. But you've eaten wildflower cheese. Or you can eat the rind. That's for me. Please give me something on a Sunday in Berlin. No incentive if I can eat the rind. That's so awesome. There are people who only buy cheese. Look, you can eat the rind. You don't have to cut it off. But you're such a slug.

Wildflowers weren't allowed in the past. But you've eaten wildflower cheese. Or you can eat the rind. That's for me. Please give me something on a Sunday in Berlin. No incentive if I can eat the rind. That's so awesome. There are people who only buy cheese. Look, you can eat the rind. You don't have to cut it off. But you're such a slug.

Really, really not? I don't know the picture. But good, good, good. Please, above all. Everything comes, I like everything and that brings everything to my feet. To my image. To your image or the picture of you as a person in my head. Olli, your place is two. My place, I'm back on it. Yes, you're back on it. What about bread? Yes, I thought about that too. Should we leave it out now?

Really, really not? I don't know the picture. But good, good, good. Please, above all. Everything comes, I like everything and that brings everything to my feet. To my image. To your image or the picture of you as a person in my head. Olli, your place is two. My place, I'm back on it. Yes, you're back on it. What about bread? Yes, I thought about that too. Should we leave it out now?

No, I would agree. Everyone makes one bread?

No, I would agree. Everyone makes one bread?

It's like with the doner, it's the penultimate.

It's like with the doner, it's the penultimate.

Döner and sex. That's a hit song. No, that's my biography. Which pros would write recommendations for your biography? They're all dead. No living ones. Jan, your place two. Also bread.

Döner and sex. That's a hit song. No, that's my biography. Which pros would write recommendations for your biography? They're all dead. No living ones. Jan, your place two. Also bread.

It's actually baguette. Really? It's baguette, not too thick. Because with baguette, when it's fresh, the problem is when you bite so hard that you break your tooth. But the nicely thin baguette with such a nice cheese, delicious ham, great le président butter, there are also other butters, but that would be my top bread.

It's actually baguette. Really? It's baguette, not too thick. Because with baguette, when it's fresh, the problem is when you bite so hard that you break your tooth. But the nicely thin baguette with such a nice cheese, delicious ham, great le président butter, there are also other butters, but that would be my top bread.

I would have said something like that, but I also think a sourdough bread with walnuts in it. Walnuts, walnuts, how do we say it? But he also wants a little bit, he wants to... But now... As if walnuts would be such a thing now. No, no, of course not. Don't do it like that. Yes, yes, and as if disturb eggs are something special now.

I would have said something like that, but I also think a sourdough bread with walnuts in it. Walnuts, walnuts, how do we say it? But he also wants a little bit, he wants to... But now... As if walnuts would be such a thing now. No, no, of course not. Don't do it like that. Yes, yes, and as if disturb eggs are something special now.

These are the eggs from the Schörner and... He wants to drink into the Rich Kid. Yes, yes. No, so I can understand everything. But here the internet writes, Tommy, how is the business going? Wildflower cheese. That's good, that's good.

These are the eggs from the Schörner and... He wants to drink into the Rich Kid. Yes, yes. No, so I can understand everything. But here the internet writes, Tommy, how is the business going? Wildflower cheese. That's good, that's good.

My feet are still, with both legs, my feet are in the working class. Really.

My feet are still, with both legs, my feet are in the working class. Really.

What is degenerated? Is it so soft and with French nails? Or what is degenerated well-being?

What is degenerated? Is it so soft and with French nails? Or what is degenerated well-being?

A small tattoo overnight.

A small tattoo overnight.

How did you get home? Did you use your feet or did you push your hands on the gas pedal?

How did you get home? Did you use your feet or did you push your hands on the gas pedal?

In any case, that will accompany me a bit this year. Degenerated well-being feet. That's what she just said. She wanted to sit in Flo's ear. She wanted a podcast with such a diagnosis.

In any case, that will accompany me a bit this year. Degenerated well-being feet. That's what she just said. She wanted to sit in Flo's ear. She wanted a podcast with such a diagnosis.

Mr. Schulz, you have a podcast tongue. I'm sorry. What? If you do too many podcasts, you'll get a podcast tongue at some point.

Mr. Schulz, you have a podcast tongue. I'm sorry. What? If you do too many podcasts, you'll get a podcast tongue at some point.

Gute Hotels, aber schlecht geschlafen. Das ist das Leben ab 45. Man kann sich die Hotels leisten, aber schläft schlecht, weil man so früh aufsteht wegen der scheiß Kinder. Ja genau, man hat den Verschlafrhythmus einfach komplett im Eimer.

Gute Hotels, aber schlecht geschlafen. Das ist das Leben ab 45. Man kann sich die Hotels leisten, aber schläft schlecht, weil man so früh aufsteht wegen der scheiß Kinder. Ja genau, man hat den Verschlafrhythmus einfach komplett im Eimer.

The Lego is broken. The big five. Drum roll. Place one of the big five. Things that are not allowed to be missing in an evening meal. Presented by Tommy Schmidt. Now it's coming. You're on. Now you've teased it so crass. That would be the bread. Excuse me. Really now? Oh God. What are we doing now? Oh no, oh God. Meltdown, meltdown. Advertisement. Advertisement, short advertisement.

The Lego is broken. The big five. Drum roll. Place one of the big five. Things that are not allowed to be missing in an evening meal. Presented by Tommy Schmidt. Now it's coming. You're on. Now you've teased it so crass. That would be the bread. Excuse me. Really now? Oh God. What are we doing now? Oh no, oh God. Meltdown, meltdown. Advertisement. Advertisement, short advertisement.

You have to switch to advertising for a moment. The moment when Gottschalk held his speech and the nation sat in front of the TV and opened their mouths and could not believe what was happening now. And then Mike Krüger drove him out. Exactly. No, come on, take a look at your list. For your running gag, it would of course be good if I would say something like falcon mustard.

You have to switch to advertising for a moment. The moment when Gottschalk held his speech and the nation sat in front of the TV and opened their mouths and could not believe what was happening now. And then Mike Krüger drove him out. Exactly. No, come on, take a look at your list. For your running gag, it would of course be good if I would say something like falcon mustard.

But I think flaxseed is okay, right?

But I think flaxseed is okay, right?

If I had said it on my own, I would have never reacted like that. But flaxseed is okay, because how else do you want to eat cheese? If not with flaxseed or pear juice or with sweet juice.

If I had said it on my own, I would have never reacted like that. But flaxseed is okay, because how else do you want to eat cheese? If not with flaxseed or pear juice or with sweet juice.

But not here.

But not here.

According to the big five, two viewers were hungry and just ordered food from the delivery service. Wildflower cheese. Ordered food in the Sauria hall. The delivery man will be here soon.

According to the big five, two viewers were hungry and just ordered food from the delivery service. Wildflower cheese. Ordered food in the Sauria hall. The delivery man will be here soon.

Where is the little, where is the little cracker that I ordered something to eat? Please pass it on to the back, yes.

Where is the little, where is the little cracker that I ordered something to eat? Please pass it on to the back, yes.

So that's probably where people are right now. Michael will bring the cutlery in right away. And then we'll eat here, from the delivery service or Volt or something, or Flink, whoever. Someone ordered something to eat, in any case. We have an eye on you. So come on, Olli, you're in first place. Am I in first place? Yes, Tommy doesn't want to anymore. No, Tommy made bread.

So that's probably where people are right now. Michael will bring the cutlery in right away. And then we'll eat here, from the delivery service or Volt or something, or Flink, whoever. Someone ordered something to eat, in any case. We have an eye on you. So come on, Olli, you're in first place. Am I in first place? Yes, Tommy doesn't want to anymore. No, Tommy made bread.

What kind of bread did you say? Walnut bread. Walnut bread. That's your number one? Yes. Yes. Okay. Now you. What's your number one? Toffee bread is also awesome.

What kind of bread did you say? Walnut bread. Walnut bread. That's your number one? Yes. Yes. Okay. Now you. What's your number one? Toffee bread is also awesome.

Oh god.

Oh god.

A nice one. It's totally crazy. You realize what kind of household you're coming from. A lot of jelly was processed. A lot of sticky stuff. Little teeth. I don't have any teeth.

A nice one. It's totally crazy. You realize what kind of household you're coming from. A lot of jelly was processed. A lot of sticky stuff. Little teeth. I don't have any teeth.

But how is it when you eat sausage? Because that's what you eat too. You don't know. If you're a Viennese now, that's exactly what you eat. Head, eyes, kidneys.

But how is it when you eat sausage? Because that's what you eat too. You don't know. If you're a Viennese now, that's exactly what you eat. Head, eyes, kidneys.

No, it's from the meat specialist. From the meat specialist.

No, it's from the meat specialist. From the meat specialist.

My place, one of the big five things that should not be missing from no dinner is, it is actually nothing German, but it has now been included in our culinary rites. May I guess? Yes, please. Hummus? No. Okay. I would have thought so. He doesn't know it.

My place, one of the big five things that should not be missing from no dinner is, it is actually nothing German, but it has now been included in our culinary rites. May I guess? Yes, please. Hummus? No. Okay. I would have thought so. He doesn't know it.

That's true. It is, it is, attention, it is the olive, of course. Yes, of course, in row one, yes, of course, it is the olive.

That's true. It is, it is, attention, it is the olive, of course. Yes, of course, in row one, yes, of course, it is the olive.

A short mini-excursion, not long, just for me. For me it's an olive. Only an olive when it's green, when there's garlic in the lard. So it's a bit seasoned, a bit spicy, a bit chili. Do you have anything against black olives?

A short mini-excursion, not long, just for me. For me it's an olive. Only an olive when it's green, when there's garlic in the lard. So it's a bit seasoned, a bit spicy, a bit chili. Do you have anything against black olives?

A lot of black olives are actually colored. They're not really black. What? Yes, they're repainted. With sugar color or with... Black facing. Like Thomas Gottschalk. Like Thomas Gottschalk back then.

A lot of black olives are actually colored. They're not really black. What? Yes, they're repainted. With sugar color or with... Black facing. Like Thomas Gottschalk. Like Thomas Gottschalk back then.

Hey! Don't let this evening be for nothing. Please donate to festundflauschig.betterplace.org. festundflauschig.betterplace.org. We're at 300,000. I want to see money on my account for this evening.

Hey! Don't let this evening be for nothing. Please donate to festundflauschig.betterplace.org. festundflauschig.betterplace.org. We're at 300,000. I want to see money on my account for this evening.

Guys, we've returned the donation. Hey, did you just make my joke again?

Guys, we've returned the donation. Hey, did you just make my joke again?

Okay, yes. I have 300,000. He had a better point. 50 is funnier. The thing is that you haven't brought it over impulsively enough.

Okay, yes. I have 300,000. He had a better point. 50 is funnier. The thing is that you haven't brought it over impulsively enough.

Defined by Böhmermann and Schulz and of course by our guest Tommi Schmidt. Nice to have you here today.

Defined by Böhmermann and Schulz and of course by our guest Tommi Schmidt. Nice to have you here today.

Back to the Manfred Krug diary. What you presented to me here in Hamburg. I didn't check that either. He had a strong relationship with Hamburg because he shot all of his crime scenes here. And the crazy thing is, I think it's interesting, these diary entries. I think it's hard how he fights against the addiction to fat. He ate a lot. And when he was on a diet, he lost a few kilos.

Back to the Manfred Krug diary. What you presented to me here in Hamburg. I didn't check that either. He had a strong relationship with Hamburg because he shot all of his crime scenes here. And the crazy thing is, I think it's interesting, these diary entries. I think it's hard how he fights against the addiction to fat. He ate a lot. And when he was on a diet, he lost a few kilos.

And then he ate the fatty leg, a huge thing, and six potato puffs. So he must have eaten a lot. He was often in Hamburg, and I find it totally exciting, because many of these names that he drops, 1998, 1999, they are still in the television business. Or you still know them as I started. Doris Heinze, for example. Right, right.

And then he ate the fatty leg, a huge thing, and six potato puffs. So he must have eaten a lot. He was often in Hamburg, and I find it totally exciting, because many of these names that he drops, 1998, 1999, they are still in the television business. Or you still know them as I started. Doris Heinze, for example. Right, right.

The legend who wrote the scripts under pseudonyms himself, that came out at some point, it was such a NDR scandal.

The legend who wrote the scripts under pseudonyms himself, that came out at some point, it was such a NDR scandal.

I'm now in the middle of 1998. And now it's coming in 99, I think. But it's interesting how informed he is. Also these old relationships with the GDR artists. Also how, after he left the GDR, the GDR artists either solidarized or opposed him. And how that worked out until 1999 and he wasn't good at talking to some people. And others thought it was totally cool.

I'm now in the middle of 1998. And now it's coming in 99, I think. But it's interesting how informed he is. Also these old relationships with the GDR artists. Also how, after he left the GDR, the GDR artists either solidarized or opposed him. And how that worked out until 1999 and he wasn't good at talking to some people. And others thought it was totally cool.

Manfred Krug, the one who unfortunately died. The one who unfortunately died. The one who unfortunately died. Manfred Krug was a good guy. When it's green outside, turn on the Spotify playlist. And we'll be right back for you. Welcome to an ultimate crossover edition of...

Manfred Krug, the one who unfortunately died. The one who unfortunately died. The one who unfortunately died. Manfred Krug was a good guy. When it's green outside, turn on the Spotify playlist. And we'll be right back for you. Welcome to an ultimate crossover edition of...

He reminded me a lot of Helmut Kohl. I have the Helmut Kohl biography of Heribert Schwan. I don't know if it's banned now, but it's still available on YouTube as a listening book. It's also fun to listen to it, because they sit there all day in a ping-pong... From whom is it? Heribert Schwan, the biography of Helmut Kohl, which is strangely available as a YouTube rip-off.

He reminded me a lot of Helmut Kohl. I have the Helmut Kohl biography of Heribert Schwan. I don't know if it's banned now, but it's still available on YouTube as a listening book. It's also fun to listen to it, because they sit there all day in a ping-pong... From whom is it? Heribert Schwan, the biography of Helmut Kohl, which is strangely available as a YouTube rip-off.

And it is also often thematized how they meet in Ludwigshafen in Oggersheim, in the ping-pong cellar. There they record, and then the tape recorder runs with it. And afterwards, after the book was finished, there was a huge legal dispute with the widow, who, I think, is still in touch with Michael Kohl Richter, about what can be published from it. Because Helmut Kohl, I'll put it this way,

And it is also often thematized how they meet in Ludwigshafen in Oggersheim, in the ping-pong cellar. There they record, and then the tape recorder runs with it. And afterwards, after the book was finished, there was a huge legal dispute with the widow, who, I think, is still in touch with Michael Kohl Richter, about what can be published from it. Because Helmut Kohl, I'll put it this way,

has, like Manfred Krug, very much carried the heart on his tongue.

has, like Manfred Krug, very much carried the heart on his tongue.

Sexism?

Sexism?

Yes, I think so too. And if you were to put it into the present time, there would definitely be one or the other place where he would probably be bent differently today. So there are already approaches, not conspiracy theories, but... That he just says things that you say when you're over 60 as an idler actor. And I thought that was really cool. That was before the internet.

Yes, I think so too. And if you were to put it into the present time, there would definitely be one or the other place where he would probably be bent differently today. So there are already approaches, not conspiracy theories, but... That he just says things that you say when you're over 60 as an idler actor. And I thought that was really cool. That was before the internet.

So I'm now at 1998 and there was the internet and he's always talking about his Zuse. He's a total technology freak.

So I'm now at 1998 and there was the internet and he's always talking about his Zuse. He's a total technology freak.

He then brings his Otti, his wife's computer. The Petra with the Marlene, his beloved ones, they live next door somehow, but Otti doesn't know anything about it.

He then brings his Otti, his wife's computer. The Petra with the Marlene, his beloved ones, they live next door somehow, but Otti doesn't know anything about it.

If you want to hear this diary, you can do that. There is the diary of Manfred Krug, read as a audiobook on Spotify. Ich bin zu zart für diese Welt is the second part. There is already a first part. It's called, I have to search it out briefly. I collect my life together. I collect my life together and I'm too tender for this world.

If you want to hear this diary, you can do that. There is the diary of Manfred Krug, read as a audiobook on Spotify. Ich bin zu zart für diese Welt is the second part. There is already a first part. It's called, I have to search it out briefly. I collect my life together. I collect my life together and I'm too tender for this world.

And the exciting thing I just wanted to say is the deal with the boulevard media, who were always behind him and wanted to know all the little stories. He had an accident and was afraid that the Bild newspaper would get it out.

And the exciting thing I just wanted to say is the deal with the boulevard media, who were always behind him and wanted to know all the little stories. He had an accident and was afraid that the Bild newspaper would get it out.

And unlike today, where some windy guys slide into the DMs from the Springer publishing house or from other, rather lower media, it was like that at the time that they really made bellmen. He probably walked by at home. He described it quite nicely in one sequence. He already knew that the Bild newspaper was standing in front of the door.

And unlike today, where some windy guys slide into the DMs from the Springer publishing house or from other, rather lower media, it was like that at the time that they really made bellmen. He probably walked by at home. He described it quite nicely in one sequence. He already knew that the Bild newspaper was standing in front of the door.

Then he reported to the door bell with a Hungarian accent and pretended that it wasn't the bell of Manfred Krug and denied himself with a Hungarian accent. There he had a healthy distance to the boulevard media. He gave interviews, he hated awards, I can understand that very well. And also how he got an application by letter. He communicated a lot by letter and fax.

Then he reported to the door bell with a Hungarian accent and pretended that it wasn't the bell of Manfred Krug and denied himself with a Hungarian accent. There he had a healthy distance to the boulevard media. He gave interviews, he hated awards, I can understand that very well. And also how he got an application by letter. He communicated a lot by letter and fax.

Apparently exactly the window where Morrissey also came on the fax trip in the 90s, who also communicates by fax. And also like that, you get a fax by hand from Doris Heinze, she offers you a script and you just write shit on the fax and send it back. back to the fax, to the same number where it came from. All such cool moves that you don't even know anymore today.

Apparently exactly the window where Morrissey also came on the fax trip in the 90s, who also communicates by fax. And also like that, you get a fax by hand from Doris Heinze, she offers you a script and you just write shit on the fax and send it back. back to the fax, to the same number where it came from. All such cool moves that you don't even know anymore today.

And then he got a letter from a Bild newspaper reporter who was doing some kind of interview with him. And he said, yes, thank you very much for your request. I paraphrase now. We can do that, but I would be happy if you were in the interview, which I would really like to give you, because I finally want to unpack, if you would wick my shoes.

And then he got a letter from a Bild newspaper reporter who was doing some kind of interview with him. And he said, yes, thank you very much for your request. I paraphrase now. We can do that, but I would be happy if you were in the interview, which I would really like to give you, because I finally want to unpack, if you would wick my shoes.

So normally my wife does that, but if you would do that, I could publicly claim that you are my absolute favorite wick. And then three days later, Otti sent the letter to the Bild newspaper. She was very shocked, as expected. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

So normally my wife does that, but if you would do that, I could publicly claim that you are my absolute favorite wick. And then three days later, Otti sent the letter to the Bild newspaper. She was very shocked, as expected. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Manfred, don't call the Bild newspaper man your favorite wanker. Short side story, I came in here and Olli got his nail clipper out. The second thing people ask me is, can we do a selfie? Olli, can you do it with your feet? Can you do it with your feet? That's the second question. Why did you get your nail clipper out?

Manfred, don't call the Bild newspaper man your favorite wanker. Short side story, I came in here and Olli got his nail clipper out. The second thing people ask me is, can we do a selfie? Olli, can you do it with your feet? Can you do it with your feet? That's the second question. Why did you get your nail clipper out?

Are you only allowed in Hamburg to get your nail clipper out?

Are you only allowed in Hamburg to get your nail clipper out?

Smart. Really.

Smart. Really.

He's probably 75. He looks so good. He looks good, I think.

He's probably 75. He looks so good. He looks good, I think.

And today we have with us the star of Copa TS, Tommy Schmidt. Thank you very much. We're so thrilled.

And today we have with us the star of Copa TS, Tommy Schmidt. Thank you very much. We're so thrilled.

The big Zamparello is back. What's his name? Giovanni Zarella. Giovanni Zarella. Just Zarella?

The big Zamparello is back. What's his name? Giovanni Zarella. Giovanni Zarella. Just Zarella?

The famous Brazilian Janaína. Janaína.

The famous Brazilian Janaína. Janaína.

Mozzarella. I think it's totally awesome how Giovanni has repeatedly emphasized that his parents had one of the first pizzerias in Germany. And he comes from a gastronomic family. But they sold dinner.

Mozzarella. I think it's totally awesome how Giovanni has repeatedly emphasized that his parents had one of the first pizzerias in Germany. And he comes from a gastronomic family. But they sold dinner.

Where you put a wooden board on the table.

Where you put a wooden board on the table.

And you have such a Steve Jobs attitude. Oh Jürgen Hölle.

And you have such a Steve Jobs attitude. Oh Jürgen Hölle.

We'll expand that, of course.

We'll expand that, of course.

We don't want to let our guest start, how rude he is. I thought he was the last one. Or is he the first one? The guest is always first. We can erode that together. No, the guest. No, Tommy, you're first. Your place 5. I don't know if it's decadent or not, but crab salad. What? Oh, North Sea crab salad. What kind of word is that? But sorry, but with you, with mixed meat maybe, but we can't do that.

We don't want to let our guest start, how rude he is. I thought he was the last one. Or is he the first one? The guest is always first. We can erode that together. No, the guest. No, Tommy, you're first. Your place 5. I don't know if it's decadent or not, but crab salad. What? Oh, North Sea crab salad. What kind of word is that? But sorry, but with you, with mixed meat maybe, but we can't do that.

Crab salad. Krabbensalat. Krabbensalat. I always get oysters. Mmm, typical. The one with the mayonnaise at the bottom. Yeah, Tommy's. Tommy's the brand. Tommy. The one with the thing, where there are three things inside. With salad-mayonnaise.

Crab salad. Krabbensalat. Krabbensalat. I always get oysters. Mmm, typical. The one with the mayonnaise at the bottom. Yeah, Tommy's. Tommy's the brand. Tommy. The one with the thing, where there are three things inside. With salad-mayonnaise.

But shrimp, or do you mean North Sea crabs, those little... No, then shrimp, you know, those very cheap, disgusting... No, because crabs are something else. Good and cheap. It's going well here, Maggie. So stop, stop, stop, stop. I always thought... Stop, three things apart. Are we talking about small shrimp or are we talking about crabs? Granade. Help me, Olli.

But shrimp, or do you mean North Sea crabs, those little... No, then shrimp, you know, those very cheap, disgusting... No, because crabs are something else. Good and cheap. It's going well here, Maggie. So stop, stop, stop, stop. I always thought... Stop, three things apart. Are we talking about small shrimp or are we talking about crabs? Granade. Help me, Olli.

Now he's got you. Now he's got you on his ass, Tommy. Now he's got me. No. He's doing a show about me, half an hour, just how I can deal with shrimp and crabs. Next Friday you're completely at Leo Magazin, dude. By the way, he said that. He said to me last night, if I don't come, he'll put your editorial office on me for a week. I said, there's a lot going on with you, too.

Now he's got you. Now he's got you on his ass, Tommy. Now he's got me. No. He's doing a show about me, half an hour, just how I can deal with shrimp and crabs. Next Friday you're completely at Leo Magazin, dude. By the way, he said that. He said to me last night, if I don't come, he'll put your editorial office on me for a week. I said, there's a lot going on with you, too.

But it's interesting that you came. Why? I really said from the beginning, when should I be there? I have to write a good message. Tommy came because he's scared.

But it's interesting that you came. Why? I really said from the beginning, when should I be there? I have to write a good message. Tommy came because he's scared.

But it would be great to have an Annabelle show about that.

But it would be great to have an Annabelle show about that.

Oh, he's rich.

Oh, he's rich.

I love them all.

I love them all.

But a long bowl or a round one? A long bowl. It tastes different. You mean these tin cans? No, a bowl. Tin cans are junk. No, there are also cream herring with paprika sauce. This purple one. Yes, exactly.

But a long bowl or a round one? A long bowl. It tastes different. You mean these tin cans? No, a bowl. Tin cans are junk. No, there are also cream herring with paprika sauce. This purple one. Yes, exactly.

Coloured with red beetroot. Yes, exactly. For me, in fifth place of the five ingredients that should not be missing on any German dinner table is the cocktail tomato. Or also cherry tomato. And the thing is, Why is there applause for that? Are you a tomato Nazi or what? It's my place four. It's my place four, actually. The tomato and especially the cherry tomato.

Coloured with red beetroot. Yes, exactly. For me, in fifth place of the five ingredients that should not be missing on any German dinner table is the cocktail tomato. Or also cherry tomato. And the thing is, Why is there applause for that? Are you a tomato Nazi or what? It's my place four. It's my place four, actually. The tomato and especially the cherry tomato.

Nobody really likes it because it doesn't taste as good in Germany as it does abroad, for example. Who has ever eaten a tomato in Belgium? Completely different quality. But in Germany it's always like that. And then in the end they are still eaten and they somehow belong to it and mothers lay them down. And if a mother wants to do something particularly fine, then with strunk.

Nobody really likes it because it doesn't taste as good in Germany as it does abroad, for example. Who has ever eaten a tomato in Belgium? Completely different quality. But in Germany it's always like that. And then in the end they are still eaten and they somehow belong to it and mothers lay them down. And if a mother wants to do something particularly fine, then with strunk.

Then they are still laid on top with the green one. These elongated pappers at REWE.

Then they are still laid on top with the green one. These elongated pappers at REWE.

Yes, because you can see how the tomato has grown. So the cocktail tomato on 5th place is an absolute classic dinner.

Yes, because you can see how the tomato has grown. So the cocktail tomato on 5th place is an absolute classic dinner.

No. You never buy cocktail tomatoes?

No. You never buy cocktail tomatoes?

I only like tomato sauce.

I only like tomato sauce.

And tomato mozzarella and stuff? Not at all. Tomato is a cock blocker. And these huge Bismarck things that just stand around in the area. There are also many people who say, yes, I don't think it's nice, but it would also annoy me if it was painted colorful or something. So you're very quickly in so many sensitivities. That's why I actually prefer the anarchist re-contextualization.

And tomato mozzarella and stuff? Not at all. Tomato is a cock blocker. And these huge Bismarck things that just stand around in the area. There are also many people who say, yes, I don't think it's nice, but it would also annoy me if it was painted colorful or something. So you're very quickly in so many sensitivities. That's why I actually prefer the anarchist re-contextualization.

So the color bag principle. And I'll tell you, the Ernst Luger, the Karl Luger thing, Ernst Luger, nonsense, the Karl Luger thing, I think you could have done that without 500,000 euros and three and a half degrees to the right. Just

So the color bag principle. And I'll tell you, the Ernst Luger, the Karl Luger thing, Ernst Luger, nonsense, the Karl Luger thing, I think you could have done that without 500,000 euros and three and a half degrees to the right. Just

And at night, with a blanket and a few bandages, you just go to a spontaneous anti-fascist group, or whoever wants to, or citizens for the beautification of Vienna, who just lay their hands on it themselves. You don't have to organize everything. I also think that the color bag throw on Bismarck Denkmäler is a preventive measure that I don't reject. Also the orange Brandenburger Tor.

And at night, with a blanket and a few bandages, you just go to a spontaneous anti-fascist group, or whoever wants to, or citizens for the beautification of Vienna, who just lay their hands on it themselves. You don't have to organize everything. I also think that the color bag throw on Bismarck Denkmäler is a preventive measure that I don't reject. Also the orange Brandenburger Tor.

So to find out how open-minded Sandstein really is, I think that's an exciting new approach. That's not always the case. And I always like it when you try to question Denkmäler in a new context.

So to find out how open-minded Sandstein really is, I think that's an exciting new approach. That's not always the case. And I always like it when you try to question Denkmäler in a new context.

Well, I think the new contextualization at the Cologne Cathedral. In my choice, forced home Cologne, there is this huge one after a chart show of RTL 2 called Clops in the Middle the Dome. First it was a chart show, now it's a church. And this huge church, which has been built for many hundreds of years, on this hill, in this park, there was no bomb.

Well, I think the new contextualization at the Cologne Cathedral. In my choice, forced home Cologne, there is this huge one after a chart show of RTL 2 called Clops in the Middle the Dome. First it was a chart show, now it's a church. And this huge church, which has been built for many hundreds of years, on this hill, in this park, there was no bomb.

I also think you should get something new out of his face. Maybe this thing that the Taliban blew up in Afghanistan.

I also think you should get something new out of his face. Maybe this thing that the Taliban blew up in Afghanistan.

And on the sword the titles of all the crime scenes of Manfred Krug are tinkered on the front.

And on the sword the titles of all the crime scenes of Manfred Krug are tinkered on the front.

Yeah, and out of his head comes a kind of bell game and then the best songs of him and Charles Brouwer will be played out of his head together. I think that's a really good idea. So a completely different person.

Yeah, and out of his head comes a kind of bell game and then the best songs of him and Charles Brouwer will be played out of his head together. I think that's a really good idea. So a completely different person.

And it is placed on a ball bearing, the victory post. Then they turn from a couple of Hanomaks with chains that always run in a circle, at the star, in a circle, and then turn the skewer in a circle, you know, like a tractor. They always run in a circle around the column and turn the skewer through it.

And it is placed on a ball bearing, the victory post. Then they turn from a couple of Hanomaks with chains that always run in a circle, at the star, in a circle, and then turn the skewer in a circle, you know, like a tractor. They always run in a circle around the column and turn the skewer through it.

Place four, uh, pickled cucumbers.

Place four, uh, pickled cucumbers.

The sauerkraut… So actually it was the tomato, but I made a move on it. Yes, but what kind of sauerkraut is it? Is it the Silesian Gurkenhappen? Wow! The Silesian Gurkenhappen! Is it a big… I think the sauerkraut is the strongest. No, but do you know these small, already cut... Schlesische Dillhappen! No, they're called Schlesische Gurkenhappen. But do you know this honey with honey?

The sauerkraut… So actually it was the tomato, but I made a move on it. Yes, but what kind of sauerkraut is it? Is it the Silesian Gurkenhappen? Wow! The Silesian Gurkenhappen! Is it a big… I think the sauerkraut is the strongest. No, but do you know these small, already cut... Schlesische Dillhappen! No, they're called Schlesische Gurkenhappen. But do you know this honey with honey?

Honey mustard. Dude, we've become such an old boomer podcast right now, right at the moment. And you know what? And we're putting Tommy on with it. Soon you'll be 50 too. Schlesische Gurkenhappen, ein großes Glas ist immer bei mir. Blöd, dass das das Einzige ist, was von Schlesien übergeblieben ist am Ende.

By the way, I recently saw an Instastory of Moses Pelham. I actually wanted to write to him, we have no contact, but I wanted to write to him because he made an Instastory of how he puts cucumbers in himself.

And Moses P., so the Moses P., who forced Kraftwerk into his knees, and Stefan Raab broke his nose, puts cucumbers in on Instagram. Very good.

No, to be honest, a piece of hard cheese. You do that after pumping.

But you can only eat one. After that it's delicious and then it's disgusting. But you have a choice of cheese anyway. You make cheese decisions that I can't understand. You eat Roquefort, right? No, and Roquefort and blue currant cheese and so on. Yes, exactly. But that's really crazy. Gorgonzola. I'll stay at home today. Cheese varieties.

Show it to me. You have the easiest shoes of us two. Show your feet again. Tommy and I have similar shoes, but mine has a costume picture in it and yours is a dress. But you have this Peter Altmaier problem, you can see the skin immediately. Peter Altmaier in my talk shows. Yes, because I wear old pants. At some point you become an old Tommy. You don't want to know that at the age of 20.

But at some point you think to yourself, should I buy new clothes or should I wear the old ones that I have already paid for? And then you decide for the latter and then you realize that they don't really fit anymore. Can you actually meet at the shop in Cologne? Definitely. On the sofa at Zalando you can meet me while shopping, dude. That would be awesome. Let's socialize a bit.

It's an opportunity for us to get to know each other. You brought us together, now you don't have to be surprised. And to be honest, the risk is much greater that I take a podcast with Tommy than with El Hotso, to be honest. So, think about it. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

Do you remember how we got together? You with Joko, me with Klaas.

How? Yes.

And I had two old bunnies telling about the Führer, from the past, with Klaas. And then he noticed relatively quickly that television was obviously more lucrative for the two of them. And we were also a piece of cake for the two of them. Sandbag on the career hot air balloon. And now they're looking at each other.

Now they're looking at each other stupidly in the tube with their little one-man business that they opened up there.

Now they're looking at each other with their million contracts, stupid from the West. No, where was I? Oh, place 4. Place 4 is for me the big five things that are not allowed on a good German dinner table. The small, thin, French mini salami. And that's something like, for example, Aoste or what is this French company called with this yellow packaging? Yes. Yes, exactly. In France, oui.

I'm sure you've already asked a German tourist. But of course they are not served from the packaging, but they are like salt rods. In the past, salt rods were always put into the glass and today these thin mini salami are also used. And also different directions of taste. For example, there is walnut, pepper, chicken. And there is always this white mold on the outside, that is very important.

We have to talk about the most important story of the last seven days, Olli. Manfred Krug is dead. Yes, that too. Although, to be honest, I've always had a bad feeling about Manfred Krug, but also for years. Why? When I read the reports of Stucki in his, it's been a long time ago, Deutschboden. No, that was Uslar. Also German among the victims? No, how is the reportage book by Stuckrad Barre?

Chicken is orange.

But the French mini salami is my number four. Are there people who only eat one of them? You can't stop eating it when you've eaten some. In the cinema. And you think, in the cinema in Cologne, in the residence cinema, there is no popcorn.

That's such a strange USP. What's that supposed to mean? There are no nachos in Zoo Palace either. That's almost true anyway.

I was at the Zoo Palace and asked if I wanted nachos. And they said, we haven't had them since 2012. Since the big nacho war?

Real talk, I thought about what to give you for your 50th birthday. I really thought about it, because we've already made great gifts. I've also made a great gift and thought, okay, now we have... A weapon, right? So Olli gave me a weapon, I gave him a picture of Horst Jansson.

I gave Felix a ball from the Qatar World Cup. Yes, you young people. And then I thought, what am I going to do this year? And I really searched a lot until Michael from Spotify came at some point. And then he told me what they thought for you. I can't top that anyway. And I was thinking about whether I should buy the Terminator 2 Flipper.

No.

I didn't buy the flipper either. First of all, it was very expensive. And above all, because I didn't know when I gave you the thing, if it could be set up at all or if there were any difficulties. You don't have the wings in my apartment. No, but not because of the space, but whether it fits in your family concept, you know.

Because a flipper is, then it means afterwards, the flipper is between me and you, I'm taking off or something, you know. But wouldn't you have been happy about it? Terminator 2 would have not reacted. I would have been really happy. Yes, you would have been really happy. Too bad.

I feel like Angelica Calvers.

I'm afraid that when I'm 50, Spotify will be bought up by Microsoft or Elon Musk or a completely different company. And that that won't matter at all. You'll get a software voucher from Deezer. Is Deezer still there? I don't know if Deezer is still there. Don't say it so loud. Well...

He had met with Manfred Krug for a long time. And I thought, oh, Manfred Krug is 10 years old. But Manfred Krug was already in a stage where you thought, oh, he won't do it for long. Somehow I didn't surprise myself with Manfred Krug. And I heard from many people that he was supposed to be an incredibly unpleasant guy.

I always let my young fans lick my feet under the stage. That's why it's so important to me.

Arne from Keyboard once wrote on Facebook that he doesn't like it, but then Olli ghosted it and Olli... He was nagged by me.

You could have noticed Olli's foot care videos that were on YouTube for years, now you see them in a completely different light.

But Olli Schulz, there has to be a foot care salon under the stage. For years, the riggers, they all knew that he always wanted to do foot care. Always when Olli, when solo, when Giesbert played solo. Yeah, then he's down there, he's got his socks on and his... And you're laughing at those fish that snagged Hornhaut or at those fans that he met. Exactly. We're laughing.

He's doing everything with his lawyer.

Dear greetings to the lawyers out there, also to Rammstein. The thing is, what do you want to do? So the lawyer of Till Lindemann is sometimes my lawyer. You have to... You know what?

The more powerful the lawyer, the better. Not the more expensive, the better. I can't confirm. No, the more expensive, the louder, I would say. But not the better. The big five. There are more. There are more.

Yes, third place. Marte was fourth. And then I pulled the cucumber. You don't think about it right now, do you? Yes, exactly. The note app. But how do you proceed when it's already there? I always have two or three more things with me. Sometimes when we don't feel like it, we say, okay, let's leave place two, but today we have the time. Because people are supposed to donate.

festundflauschig.betterplace.org Yes, that's why we're here. Hard-boiled egg. Oh. Yes, that's part of it. Freshly cooked or from tomorrow? No, freshly cooked. Boil eggs in the evening? That's warm, right? You're right, that's nonsense. But also not those disgusting ones that are painted. No, but rather... Where the color goes through, that's so pink. But a very short look into the audience.

Hard-boiled eggs in the evening. No, not always, right? It's this typical dinner that you rarely eat. Yes, but are they warm then? Warm? There's a lot of nodding.

But you eat an egg different in the evening than in the morning. Yes. Yes, right? Also so hard. I don't eat eggs in the morning.

And that's why not so many people had such a personal, intimate relationship with him.

No, no, no. Like this sentence, so sustainable in these gardens. I don't eat eggs in the evening. Eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs. I don't eat eggs in the evening. Imagine, 66 million years ago you were walking through the steppe of Saxony-Anhalt. Cut! You're sitting in a room as a skeleton, while someone says, I don't eat eggs in the evening.

Luckily, Brachios had such a small head that he could have realized what would happen to him one day. Who knows where we are one day in 66 million years. Do you like mustard eggs? Tommy had lunch with me yesterday and I recommended him the mustard eggs.

I was so jealous.

You dipped your potatoes in it. I dipped my potatoes in his plate. Like Michel Friedman at Schlingensief at night. Yes, exactly.

Yes, that was a bit strange, but also really awesome. But watch out, Tommy. The community is skeptical. We have a very... Because of me or because of the eggs? Yes, watch out. Crab salad, freshly cooked egg. Dude, what went wrong there? So in the sense of, is he now completely detached from us normal people? That's what I read out of it. But I also had cucumber and tomato.

Yes, but you didn't read it out, I took it away from you beforehand. Yes, I already said cucumber. And I have tomatoes. How is this here? Is this a competition? No, you have these honey cucumbers that are in cubes. No, I said spice cucumber first. Okay. No, you have ... okay.

He was an incredibly unpleasant guy.

Yes, I think it's nice. That he got the question read out. Jan, Tommy and Olli ... Is that Fred's or X?

I haven't been there in a long time, Jan. I always do it on Twitter. Jan, Tommi and Olli energetically talk about top 5 sandwiches. It's a bit like a WG party before the others come.

Before the others come. Okay. Okay. So, third place for you was... Do you live in WGs?

If you were a flat partner, he would have reported you to me for a long time and puked. Watch out, I even lived in a flat five. Yes, here, in a flat five. With whom?

Do you have any contacts? Carsten, photographer, Max, Wolfgang, Matthias and Stefan. Actually Steffi, Werder fan.

Anne and George and Julien and Dick. In which city? In Bremen? Dear psychotherapists, if you want to learn something about projections, then listen to this podcast. How many WGs have you lived in, Olli? Tell me.

You must have been one of those who left WGs. On the sofa, you were a weirdo lying on the sofa.

You lived with the singer of the Bronx Boys. Two years. Oh, stop it.

Never. You lived with the singer of the Bronx Boys. Wild flat time. Do you notice how I just do what you did to me? Yes, it's totally original. Just say, no, it's not true. How powerless you are against it. Of course it's true, that's what I'm used to in the flat. In the flat five.

What was that again with me? The boiled egg. Susanne is just writing to me. Max, excuse me. Susanne even knows me, Max. He's a star, Max. He rapped Esperanto at Freundeskreis later.

One person. But that is, you have to say, the audience who also lived in your street.

And you eat that on bread, right?

But we're having dinner. We're having dinner. Yes, dinner is also great, dude. At 7 in the morning, so hasty on the way to work. Honestly, there's everything in there that the body needs. Like with Babybel. Babybel would be my second place, you fucker. Really? Yes. Hello, we're also at my third place. Babybel. I wanted to end my monologue for a moment.

With butter. Okay.

I'm at my third place. Yes, a nice brown bread. My third place is a good butter, and that's a different one than in the morning. And that's the Le Président butter in a plastic cup, where you always think that it lasts much longer than it actually does. And then you open it and the crystals have already wandered from the inside out.

And that's such a strange salt crust and it quickly puts moisture into it. Like an old Solero. Yes, exactly. But a Le Président butter, which would also be bought knowing that it is a special butter, which is served in a special occasion, i.e. an evening bread, that is on third place with me. And to be honest, it was very rare with us, because it was always much too expensive for my family.

Salty butter in general. Yes, salty butter. But salty butter was always smeared on Nutella rolls on vacation, butter on it. Salty butter! In France or in Spain it always existed. How was the butter policy with you? Was it outside or in the fridge?

So you recognized the seasons at the location of the butter?

In the past, at home, we had the butter outside in a ceramic bowl. But I always thought it was a bit disgusting. In the summer? No, in the summer they put it in the fridge.

But it was actually like that in Bremen, because it's not that hot in Bremen. Do you still have these egg mopeds in your fridge, where you can put the eggs in there? Yes, I also use them, to be honest. Really? Do you have an ice cube machine? Yes, of course you have an ice cube machine in your fridge. No, no, I take the things for it. People eat the cream salad for dinner. I can't even get it out.

No, I understand. So you don't have it, but then you put the eggs in the ice cube shells. No, no, no, no. Where the eggs come in, I put the water in there. And I have that as ice cubes. How do you call that, the freezer thing? Freezer. But in my fridge there are no coolers where you can put water in. It's just holes where you just put the eggs in. That would be funny if I did that.

Yes, strange fridge.

A lot of people took this tea business very badly. I think he did it with Charles M... Charles Brouwer. No, what's his name again? Charlie Huber? Charles M... Charles Brouwer, I think. With whom he did the Tatort for years. That was when the Tatort was sung. With Manfred Krug and Charles Brouwer. It always annoyed me a lot. When they started singing a song, it was extremely depressing.

Hello, hello, hello, be careful. It's jelly from dead animals. Burrata.

No, no one says that, because burrata is not feminine. We have a burrata, not a burrata. Really? Yes, of course. Not a burrata. Not a mozzarella, but a mozzarella. What do you want now?

Maybe a great service. When you die, Böhmermann spits into your open grave. Afterlife roasting with Jan Böhmermann. Afterlife roasting, exactly. Only bad about dead people, only bad. Double point, Jan Böhmermann. No, I don't find him unsympathetic. I thought it was the best at the Sesamstraße.

Tommy, let's get to your second place. Yes. What did I have now? I had... Tomato, cucumber, crab in the notes app.

Did you record it? No, the great thinker of our time, Icke Hüftgold, took snippets from our podcast and made a hit song out of it. Because we said it would be perfect. Concentual? Or did he do it over and over again? No, we already connected with him. And then we performed it for the good cause on Bierkönig.

I don't have a bad relationship to my drink. When I said it was the best at the Sesamstraße, it was meant as a compliment. And when the sentence came out of my mouth, I noticed that it wasn't a compliment. The best... The second best night... Night TV.

Shit, and now? Your second place. It's decadent again, but wildflower cheese.

Wildflower cheese crumb salad? It's ultra, ultra awesome. I'm not talking about it being my normal dinner. Tobi, come back to normal people, honestly. He has your gouda from Jaa. Come back, man, come back. You're on the street.

Wildflower cheese? Do you know wildflower cheese? Who knows wildflower cheese? Look how many hands go up, they're all rich. Yes, but they're all manicured hands with French ... with candied berries.

Wildflowers were forbidden.

Wildflowers weren't allowed in the past. But you've eaten wildflower cheese. Or you can eat the rind. That's for me. Please give me something on a Sunday in Berlin. No incentive if I can eat the rind. That's so awesome. There are people who only buy cheese. Look, you can eat the rind. You don't have to cut it off. But you're such a slug.

Really, really not? I don't know the picture. But good, good, good. Please, above all. Everything comes, I like everything and that brings everything to my feet. To my image. To your image or the picture of you as a person in my head. Olli, your place is two. My place, I'm back on it. Yes, you're back on it. What about bread? Yes, I thought about that too. Should we leave it out now?

No, I would agree. Everyone makes one bread?

It's like with the doner, it's the penultimate.

Döner and sex. That's a hit song. No, that's my biography. Which pros would write recommendations for your biography? They're all dead. No living ones. Jan, your place two. Also bread.

It's actually baguette. Really? It's baguette, not too thick. Because with baguette, when it's fresh, the problem is when you bite so hard that you break your tooth. But the nicely thin baguette with such a nice cheese, delicious ham, great le président butter, there are also other butters, but that would be my top bread.

I would have said something like that, but I also think a sourdough bread with walnuts in it. Walnuts, walnuts, how do we say it? But he also wants a little bit, he wants to... But now... As if walnuts would be such a thing now. No, no, of course not. Don't do it like that. Yes, yes, and as if disturb eggs are something special now.

These are the eggs from the Schörner and... He wants to drink into the Rich Kid. Yes, yes. No, so I can understand everything. But here the internet writes, Tommy, how is the business going? Wildflower cheese. That's good, that's good.

My feet are still, with both legs, my feet are in the working class. Really.

What is degenerated? Is it so soft and with French nails? Or what is degenerated well-being?

A small tattoo overnight.

How did you get home? Did you use your feet or did you push your hands on the gas pedal?

In any case, that will accompany me a bit this year. Degenerated well-being feet. That's what she just said. She wanted to sit in Flo's ear. She wanted a podcast with such a diagnosis.

Mr. Schulz, you have a podcast tongue. I'm sorry. What? If you do too many podcasts, you'll get a podcast tongue at some point.

Gute Hotels, aber schlecht geschlafen. Das ist das Leben ab 45. Man kann sich die Hotels leisten, aber schläft schlecht, weil man so früh aufsteht wegen der scheiß Kinder. Ja genau, man hat den Verschlafrhythmus einfach komplett im Eimer.

The Lego is broken. The big five. Drum roll. Place one of the big five. Things that are not allowed to be missing in an evening meal. Presented by Tommy Schmidt. Now it's coming. You're on. Now you've teased it so crass. That would be the bread. Excuse me. Really now? Oh God. What are we doing now? Oh no, oh God. Meltdown, meltdown. Advertisement. Advertisement, short advertisement.

You have to switch to advertising for a moment. The moment when Gottschalk held his speech and the nation sat in front of the TV and opened their mouths and could not believe what was happening now. And then Mike Krüger drove him out. Exactly. No, come on, take a look at your list. For your running gag, it would of course be good if I would say something like falcon mustard.

But I think flaxseed is okay, right?

If I had said it on my own, I would have never reacted like that. But flaxseed is okay, because how else do you want to eat cheese? If not with flaxseed or pear juice or with sweet juice.

But not here.

According to the big five, two viewers were hungry and just ordered food from the delivery service. Wildflower cheese. Ordered food in the Sauria hall. The delivery man will be here soon.

Where is the little, where is the little cracker that I ordered something to eat? Please pass it on to the back, yes.

So that's probably where people are right now. Michael will bring the cutlery in right away. And then we'll eat here, from the delivery service or Volt or something, or Flink, whoever. Someone ordered something to eat, in any case. We have an eye on you. So come on, Olli, you're in first place. Am I in first place? Yes, Tommy doesn't want to anymore. No, Tommy made bread.

What kind of bread did you say? Walnut bread. Walnut bread. That's your number one? Yes. Yes. Okay. Now you. What's your number one? Toffee bread is also awesome.

Oh god.

A nice one. It's totally crazy. You realize what kind of household you're coming from. A lot of jelly was processed. A lot of sticky stuff. Little teeth. I don't have any teeth.

But how is it when you eat sausage? Because that's what you eat too. You don't know. If you're a Viennese now, that's exactly what you eat. Head, eyes, kidneys.

No, it's from the meat specialist. From the meat specialist.

My place, one of the big five things that should not be missing from no dinner is, it is actually nothing German, but it has now been included in our culinary rites. May I guess? Yes, please. Hummus? No. Okay. I would have thought so. He doesn't know it.

That's true. It is, it is, attention, it is the olive, of course. Yes, of course, in row one, yes, of course, it is the olive.

A short mini-excursion, not long, just for me. For me it's an olive. Only an olive when it's green, when there's garlic in the lard. So it's a bit seasoned, a bit spicy, a bit chili. Do you have anything against black olives?

A lot of black olives are actually colored. They're not really black. What? Yes, they're repainted. With sugar color or with... Black facing. Like Thomas Gottschalk. Like Thomas Gottschalk back then.

Hey! Don't let this evening be for nothing. Please donate to festundflauschig.betterplace.org. festundflauschig.betterplace.org. We're at 300,000. I want to see money on my account for this evening.

Guys, we've returned the donation. Hey, did you just make my joke again?

Okay, yes. I have 300,000. He had a better point. 50 is funnier. The thing is that you haven't brought it over impulsively enough.

Defined by Böhmermann and Schulz and of course by our guest Tommi Schmidt. Nice to have you here today.

Back to the Manfred Krug diary. What you presented to me here in Hamburg. I didn't check that either. He had a strong relationship with Hamburg because he shot all of his crime scenes here. And the crazy thing is, I think it's interesting, these diary entries. I think it's hard how he fights against the addiction to fat. He ate a lot. And when he was on a diet, he lost a few kilos.

And then he ate the fatty leg, a huge thing, and six potato puffs. So he must have eaten a lot. He was often in Hamburg, and I find it totally exciting, because many of these names that he drops, 1998, 1999, they are still in the television business. Or you still know them as I started. Doris Heinze, for example. Right, right.

The legend who wrote the scripts under pseudonyms himself, that came out at some point, it was such a NDR scandal.

I'm now in the middle of 1998. And now it's coming in 99, I think. But it's interesting how informed he is. Also these old relationships with the GDR artists. Also how, after he left the GDR, the GDR artists either solidarized or opposed him. And how that worked out until 1999 and he wasn't good at talking to some people. And others thought it was totally cool.

Manfred Krug, the one who unfortunately died. The one who unfortunately died. The one who unfortunately died. Manfred Krug was a good guy. When it's green outside, turn on the Spotify playlist. And we'll be right back for you. Welcome to an ultimate crossover edition of...

He reminded me a lot of Helmut Kohl. I have the Helmut Kohl biography of Heribert Schwan. I don't know if it's banned now, but it's still available on YouTube as a listening book. It's also fun to listen to it, because they sit there all day in a ping-pong... From whom is it? Heribert Schwan, the biography of Helmut Kohl, which is strangely available as a YouTube rip-off.

And it is also often thematized how they meet in Ludwigshafen in Oggersheim, in the ping-pong cellar. There they record, and then the tape recorder runs with it. And afterwards, after the book was finished, there was a huge legal dispute with the widow, who, I think, is still in touch with Michael Kohl Richter, about what can be published from it. Because Helmut Kohl, I'll put it this way,

has, like Manfred Krug, very much carried the heart on his tongue.

Sexism?

Yes, I think so too. And if you were to put it into the present time, there would definitely be one or the other place where he would probably be bent differently today. So there are already approaches, not conspiracy theories, but... That he just says things that you say when you're over 60 as an idler actor. And I thought that was really cool. That was before the internet.

So I'm now at 1998 and there was the internet and he's always talking about his Zuse. He's a total technology freak.

He then brings his Otti, his wife's computer. The Petra with the Marlene, his beloved ones, they live next door somehow, but Otti doesn't know anything about it.

If you want to hear this diary, you can do that. There is the diary of Manfred Krug, read as a audiobook on Spotify. Ich bin zu zart für diese Welt is the second part. There is already a first part. It's called, I have to search it out briefly. I collect my life together. I collect my life together and I'm too tender for this world.

And the exciting thing I just wanted to say is the deal with the boulevard media, who were always behind him and wanted to know all the little stories. He had an accident and was afraid that the Bild newspaper would get it out.

And unlike today, where some windy guys slide into the DMs from the Springer publishing house or from other, rather lower media, it was like that at the time that they really made bellmen. He probably walked by at home. He described it quite nicely in one sequence. He already knew that the Bild newspaper was standing in front of the door.

Then he reported to the door bell with a Hungarian accent and pretended that it wasn't the bell of Manfred Krug and denied himself with a Hungarian accent. There he had a healthy distance to the boulevard media. He gave interviews, he hated awards, I can understand that very well. And also how he got an application by letter. He communicated a lot by letter and fax.

Apparently exactly the window where Morrissey also came on the fax trip in the 90s, who also communicates by fax. And also like that, you get a fax by hand from Doris Heinze, she offers you a script and you just write shit on the fax and send it back. back to the fax, to the same number where it came from. All such cool moves that you don't even know anymore today.

And then he got a letter from a Bild newspaper reporter who was doing some kind of interview with him. And he said, yes, thank you very much for your request. I paraphrase now. We can do that, but I would be happy if you were in the interview, which I would really like to give you, because I finally want to unpack, if you would wick my shoes.

So normally my wife does that, but if you would do that, I could publicly claim that you are my absolute favorite wick. And then three days later, Otti sent the letter to the Bild newspaper. She was very shocked, as expected. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Manfred, don't call the Bild newspaper man your favorite wanker. Short side story, I came in here and Olli got his nail clipper out. The second thing people ask me is, can we do a selfie? Olli, can you do it with your feet? Can you do it with your feet? That's the second question. Why did you get your nail clipper out?

Are you only allowed in Hamburg to get your nail clipper out?

Smart. Really.

He's probably 75. He looks so good. He looks good, I think.

And today we have with us the star of Copa TS, Tommy Schmidt. Thank you very much. We're so thrilled.

The big Zamparello is back. What's his name? Giovanni Zarella. Giovanni Zarella. Just Zarella?

The famous Brazilian Janaína. Janaína.

Mozzarella. I think it's totally awesome how Giovanni has repeatedly emphasized that his parents had one of the first pizzerias in Germany. And he comes from a gastronomic family. But they sold dinner.

Where you put a wooden board on the table.

And you have such a Steve Jobs attitude. Oh Jürgen Hölle.

We'll expand that, of course.

We don't want to let our guest start, how rude he is. I thought he was the last one. Or is he the first one? The guest is always first. We can erode that together. No, the guest. No, Tommy, you're first. Your place 5. I don't know if it's decadent or not, but crab salad. What? Oh, North Sea crab salad. What kind of word is that? But sorry, but with you, with mixed meat maybe, but we can't do that.

Crab salad. Krabbensalat. Krabbensalat. I always get oysters. Mmm, typical. The one with the mayonnaise at the bottom. Yeah, Tommy's. Tommy's the brand. Tommy. The one with the thing, where there are three things inside. With salad-mayonnaise.

But shrimp, or do you mean North Sea crabs, those little... No, then shrimp, you know, those very cheap, disgusting... No, because crabs are something else. Good and cheap. It's going well here, Maggie. So stop, stop, stop, stop. I always thought... Stop, three things apart. Are we talking about small shrimp or are we talking about crabs? Granade. Help me, Olli.

Now he's got you. Now he's got you on his ass, Tommy. Now he's got me. No. He's doing a show about me, half an hour, just how I can deal with shrimp and crabs. Next Friday you're completely at Leo Magazin, dude. By the way, he said that. He said to me last night, if I don't come, he'll put your editorial office on me for a week. I said, there's a lot going on with you, too.

But it's interesting that you came. Why? I really said from the beginning, when should I be there? I have to write a good message. Tommy came because he's scared.

But it would be great to have an Annabelle show about that.

Oh, he's rich.

I love them all.

But a long bowl or a round one? A long bowl. It tastes different. You mean these tin cans? No, a bowl. Tin cans are junk. No, there are also cream herring with paprika sauce. This purple one. Yes, exactly.

Coloured with red beetroot. Yes, exactly. For me, in fifth place of the five ingredients that should not be missing on any German dinner table is the cocktail tomato. Or also cherry tomato. And the thing is, Why is there applause for that? Are you a tomato Nazi or what? It's my place four. It's my place four, actually. The tomato and especially the cherry tomato.

Nobody really likes it because it doesn't taste as good in Germany as it does abroad, for example. Who has ever eaten a tomato in Belgium? Completely different quality. But in Germany it's always like that. And then in the end they are still eaten and they somehow belong to it and mothers lay them down. And if a mother wants to do something particularly fine, then with strunk.

Then they are still laid on top with the green one. These elongated pappers at REWE.

Yes, because you can see how the tomato has grown. So the cocktail tomato on 5th place is an absolute classic dinner.

No. You never buy cocktail tomatoes?

I only like tomato sauce.

And tomato mozzarella and stuff? Not at all. Tomato is a cock blocker. And these huge Bismarck things that just stand around in the area. There are also many people who say, yes, I don't think it's nice, but it would also annoy me if it was painted colorful or something. So you're very quickly in so many sensitivities. That's why I actually prefer the anarchist re-contextualization.

So the color bag principle. And I'll tell you, the Ernst Luger, the Karl Luger thing, Ernst Luger, nonsense, the Karl Luger thing, I think you could have done that without 500,000 euros and three and a half degrees to the right. Just

And at night, with a blanket and a few bandages, you just go to a spontaneous anti-fascist group, or whoever wants to, or citizens for the beautification of Vienna, who just lay their hands on it themselves. You don't have to organize everything. I also think that the color bag throw on Bismarck Denkmäler is a preventive measure that I don't reject. Also the orange Brandenburger Tor.

So to find out how open-minded Sandstein really is, I think that's an exciting new approach. That's not always the case. And I always like it when you try to question Denkmäler in a new context.

Well, I think the new contextualization at the Cologne Cathedral. In my choice, forced home Cologne, there is this huge one after a chart show of RTL 2 called Clops in the Middle the Dome. First it was a chart show, now it's a church. And this huge church, which has been built for many hundreds of years, on this hill, in this park, there was no bomb.

I also think you should get something new out of his face. Maybe this thing that the Taliban blew up in Afghanistan.

And on the sword the titles of all the crime scenes of Manfred Krug are tinkered on the front.

Yeah, and out of his head comes a kind of bell game and then the best songs of him and Charles Brouwer will be played out of his head together. I think that's a really good idea. So a completely different person.

And it is placed on a ball bearing, the victory post. Then they turn from a couple of Hanomaks with chains that always run in a circle, at the star, in a circle, and then turn the skewer in a circle, you know, like a tractor. They always run in a circle around the column and turn the skewer through it.

Place four, uh, pickled cucumbers.

The sauerkraut… So actually it was the tomato, but I made a move on it. Yes, but what kind of sauerkraut is it? Is it the Silesian Gurkenhappen? Wow! The Silesian Gurkenhappen! Is it a big… I think the sauerkraut is the strongest. No, but do you know these small, already cut... Schlesische Dillhappen! No, they're called Schlesische Gurkenhappen. But do you know this honey with honey?