Tony Cantwell
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If you have a dishwasher, you have no right to complain about any aspect of your life.
Not your finances, not your marriage, not your sex life, not your work, not your lack of advancement in your chosen career path, not your hoping for more for your children, but you're wondering.
How dare you stand up in front of people when there are people out there, good, hardworking people who pay their taxes.
Who pay their taxes and don't have a dishwasher.
I didn't have one in my previous house.
I don't have one in my previous house.
I've never lived out of my parents' house with a dishwasher.
And we have to wash the dishes like it's the 1950s.
We are waiting for electrification.
Waiting for the rural electrification.
And I just think anyone who has a dishwasher, shut the fuck up.