Tony Hinchcliffe

Meanwhile, that same San Fran parent's probably like, do you know there wasn't a single trans character in that movie?

And she said dick breath, but I think they should actually have dick breath because they should have dick breath because there's nothing that's off limits.

Political winner for me, you know, I mean, I really, again, I'm just a big fan of this president.

People can say that I kiss ass and that comedians shouldn't.

There's this thing that I've been hearing where people are like, you know, comedians should be punching up.

not punching down.

You're supposed to make fun of the big thing.

Well, if nobody, if everybody is making fun of that one thing, then I think it's kind of funny to go the other way and to push it up.

So I literally have in my stand-up set pro-Trump jokes, which nobody's fucking doing.

Which one lands the most?

I make fun of his autograph.

I say he has the most obnoxiously cool autograph in the world.

It looks like Lizzo's heart rate.

All the best comedians talk about how he might be the funniest human being on planet Earth.

This is a conversation I've had.

I'm not going to

name their names, but you can put it together in your head.

I'm talking about the actual best comedians in the world.

All of them.

Michael Richards.