All-In x Kill Tony: A Hilarious Holiday Special
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What makes this holiday special with Tony Hinchcliffe?
Honestly, I think this is like the most fun Christmas party we've had. Ever. Ever. And probably the most fun event we've ever had is because of Tony here. Please welcome the one, the only, Tony Hinchcliffe.
What the fuck's up, you goddamn nerds?
Tony, any chance we could play Kill Tony tonight?
You guys want to play Kill Tony here? Yeah! Are you guys prepared for this? You know how it works? We know how it works. I don't know if we're prepared. I wasn't expecting to have to do this tonight, but I think I just found a new golden ticket winner.
Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for your besties.
How did Tony Hinchcliffe achieve success with Kill Tony?
We'll welcome everybody to the second annual All In Holiday Party. Yes, thank you for coming. This is gonna be an incredible lineup. We've got, God, so many great moments for you tonight. Unfortunately, unfortunately Chamath couldn't make it tonight. I know, I know, it's hard, it's hard. But we have a pretty great replacement that you're gonna love. And yeah, Freiburg, tell them what's coming. Hold on, let me get my script.
Wow, so professional. Do the sponsor shout out.
Oh yeah, let me do the sponsor shout out so you don't do it and we lose them. I would like to thank Google Cloud for their incredible servers. Yes, thank you, Google Cloud. Circle for stablecoins. OKEx, thanks for all the love. Grok, SonicFlights. Iren has got an incredible lounge. Thanks again for all of our sponsors. Give them a big round of applause. We're going to have a great night.
What hilarious moments occurred during the Kill Tony game?
Man, the casino, everything is here.
Tonight we are gonna have the legendary Bestie Awards. We have some roasting, and we are all gonna play Kill Tony. What? We're gonna play Kill Tony? We are gonna play Kill Tony. Oh, thanks for letting me know. How many here are big fans of Kill Tony?
That's incredible. Well, then, let's just bring out the one... Chamath's replacement. Chamath's permanent replacement on the program. The three of us voted him off the island. Please welcome the one, the only, Tony Hinchcliffe.
Yeah!
What are the highlights of the 2025 Bestie Awards?
Oh, my God. Look at this. Star power. Fuck yeah. Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir.
What the fuck's up, you goddamn nerds? How about a hand for the all-in podcast Christmas party? We're here in San Francisco. Make some noise. Do you guys live here in San Francisco? What a shithole. It's actually worse than a shithole. You could actually use a shithole here to put the shit into that's on the streets. A shithole would be an actual upgrade. It used to be so beautiful here. You guys remember? Remember the intro to Full House? That house is still full because 23 Somalians live in it now. Put your phones away, you assholes. You can watch this on video form later, you fucking dorks. Everybody wants their own exclusive. I'm gonna make it tonight. My YouTube channel's gonna get extra hits. California, more homeless people than any other state.
People are struggling, and you assholes paid 500 bucks to watch billionaires talk to each other. God bless America. Look, billionaires don't have it easy. Do you have any idea how hard it is for a billionaire to pretend like they like their kids? I had to research these guys, and it was the most exhausting thing I've ever done.
How do the hosts reflect on the current state of comedy?
Absolute dorks. But then I watched Mountainhead on the plane, and then Big Bang Theory, and Succession, and then Brokeback Mountain. And I think I figured it out. As many of you know, these gentlemen started the All In podcast at the beginning of the COVID pandemic. It saw massive success very quickly, which makes sense. People were isolated and looking for relatable content. And what's more relatable than four venture capitalists playing high-stakes poker? Their combined net worth of the four hosts is over $3 billion. You guys realize you don't have to do a podcast, right? J. Cal does.
What insights are shared about free speech in Europe?
Whenever anyone is asked what they would do if they had a billion dollars, I've never heard the answer, attend weekly Zoom calls. I do love the current landscape of podcasts, though. Like, how is my show even considered on the same playing field as what you guys do? It's crazy, right? You can listen to four experts educated on economics and technology, and within seconds you can switch over to my show and listen to an Elon Musk impersonator roasting an aspiring comedian with cerebral palsy.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What makes this holiday special with Tony Hinchcliffe?
0:00–1:18
2
How did Tony Hinchcliffe achieve success with Kill Tony?
1:18–2:22
3
What hilarious moments occurred during the Kill Tony game?
2:22–3:10
4
What are the highlights of the 2025 Bestie Awards?
3:10–5:09
5
How do the hosts reflect on the current state of comedy?
5:09–6:02
6
What insights are shared about free speech in Europe?
6:02–7:51
7
How do the hosts view the future of content creation?
7:51–9:25
8
What are the final thoughts shared during this holiday gathering?
9:25–1:17:06
Speakers
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