Tony Hinchcliffe

Stallone and Yayo are here.

You guys are both here.

first-time guests so let me tell you how it works over 300 innocent souls hopeful hopeful motherfuckers have signed up for tonight's show they are loaded up in a bar next door hoping to get pulled out of this bucket if they are they get 60 seconds of stand-up comedy time uninterrupted you know their time is up when you hear the sound of a kitten that means they have to wrap it up then or else they bring out the angry west hollywood bear

I'm gonna let this Filipina masseuse pick the first name of the night.

Let's see if we have a happy ending here from this.

Oh, my goodness.

And the first name has been pulled.

While we go wrangle that person, we're going to have one of our elite golden ticket winners start the show with a minute of uninterrupted stand-up comedy.

He was discovered here on Kill Tony, given a golden ticket immediately on an episode with a record, I think, 22 bucket pools.

We could not find anyone funny one night at Vulcan Gas Company about three or four years ago.

And we just kept pulling and pulling and pulling in a very fast turbo round.

Finally, we found this man with no voice.

After two appearances, Howie Mandel discovered him on this show, rushed him on America's Got Talent, got second place because they sabotaged his final appearance.

And now he is here for us.

Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise for the golden ticket winner, the great Aaron Belial, ladies and gentlemen.

Taking the mic out of the mic stand.

It's a real circus, ladies and gentlemen.

Here he is, the great and powerful Aaron Belial, moving the mic stand and grabbing his phone, and any second now, the show will begin.

Here it comes, and here we go.

In three, two, one.