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Tony Johns

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684 total appearances

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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

So here's, here's what's going on. My name is Jason Vukovich, and for those of you that are new to this channel or don't know me, I was sentenced to 23 years in prison for tracking down and assaulting men that had crimes against children. And since that day, I've been known as the Alaskan Avenger.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

And now my life has been given purpose by uplifting young ones and helping families whose children have been assaulted.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

And now my life has been given purpose by uplifting young ones and helping families whose children have been assaulted.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

And now my life has been given purpose by uplifting young ones and helping families whose children have been assaulted.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

I got to tell you, it feels pretty good to get up in the morning and not be in prison anymore. Now, when me and the boys were doing time, we used to think to ourselves, man, it would be dope if Alaska did conjugal visits, wouldn't it? I'd have my girl come right now. But there's a lot of dudes you do time with that shouldn't be around any girl at all, much less an older woman.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

I got to tell you, it feels pretty good to get up in the morning and not be in prison anymore. Now, when me and the boys were doing time, we used to think to ourselves, man, it would be dope if Alaska did conjugal visits, wouldn't it? I'd have my girl come right now. But there's a lot of dudes you do time with that shouldn't be around any girl at all, much less an older woman.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

I got to tell you, it feels pretty good to get up in the morning and not be in prison anymore. Now, when me and the boys were doing time, we used to think to ourselves, man, it would be dope if Alaska did conjugal visits, wouldn't it? I'd have my girl come right now. But there's a lot of dudes you do time with that shouldn't be around any girl at all, much less an older woman.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

And then, hmm, wait a minute. What? Now, let me break this down for you. I think I'm going to need to put on my shades. Now God bless this sweet woman, but this is David Brinson, who was doing multiple life sentences with no chance of parole, plus 20 years, because he's a mass murderer.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

And then, hmm, wait a minute. What? Now, let me break this down for you. I think I'm going to need to put on my shades. Now God bless this sweet woman, but this is David Brinson, who was doing multiple life sentences with no chance of parole, plus 20 years, because he's a mass murderer.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

And then, hmm, wait a minute. What? Now, let me break this down for you. I think I'm going to need to put on my shades. Now God bless this sweet woman, but this is David Brinson, who was doing multiple life sentences with no chance of parole, plus 20 years, because he's a mass murderer.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

And when you live like this for the rest of your life, let me tell you what you tell a woman that's giving you some attention. Anything you can to get her to come in for the conjugal visit. And from the heart, God bless this sweet woman who has now passed away, but check it out. Ladies, don't go do conjugal visits with mass murderers inside penitentiaries, because you know why?

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

And when you live like this for the rest of your life, let me tell you what you tell a woman that's giving you some attention. Anything you can to get her to come in for the conjugal visit. And from the heart, God bless this sweet woman who has now passed away, but check it out. Ladies, don't go do conjugal visits with mass murderers inside penitentiaries, because you know why?

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

And when you live like this for the rest of your life, let me tell you what you tell a woman that's giving you some attention. Anything you can to get her to come in for the conjugal visit. And from the heart, God bless this sweet woman who has now passed away, but check it out. Ladies, don't go do conjugal visits with mass murderers inside penitentiaries, because you know why?

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

They might do things like strangle you, cut you up into little pieces. They might even cut your scalp off and try to put it on and escape out of the prison.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

They might do things like strangle you, cut you up into little pieces. They might even cut your scalp off and try to put it on and escape out of the prison.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

They might do things like strangle you, cut you up into little pieces. They might even cut your scalp off and try to put it on and escape out of the prison.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

And you know what? For sure, rest in peace to that poor lady who went to see the mass murderer and got strangled. Damn, how come I couldn't get a conjugal visit when I was down? I guarantee she would have left sticky and confused and very happy.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

And you know what? For sure, rest in peace to that poor lady who went to see the mass murderer and got strangled. Damn, how come I couldn't get a conjugal visit when I was down? I guarantee she would have left sticky and confused and very happy.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

And you know what? For sure, rest in peace to that poor lady who went to see the mass murderer and got strangled. Damn, how come I couldn't get a conjugal visit when I was down? I guarantee she would have left sticky and confused and very happy.

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

Oh shit. Is this 618 in the morning? It's Monday morning, I gotta go to work. Oh my god, is it Monday morning already? We're going to do this again. And this might seem basic to you, but if you're out there, even if you got one of these, always brush your teeth.