Tony Simon

So the only way you could get to me was break into the truck and get to me.

I installed two dead bolts on a door in 15 fucking minutes.

Oh my God.

I had to drill holes through the door, metal door, both sides and that and into the frame, bolt everything, put it together.

I drilled the whole thing.

I had that thing installed and I was gone a half hour.

Because I didn't know if they were coming back.

So I carried a 1911 and an Uncle Mike's holster on a freaking web belt that I got from the Marine Corps.

Not one of the carry belts, just the web uniform belt that goes in your trousers.

That thing killed my freaking back.

It was not comfortable at all.

I didn't know anything about EDC belts.

I knew from...

Understand, I read all the gun magazines and, oh, a Milk Sparks belt and a Milk Sparks holster.

Well, that shit cost more than the gun did, dude.

Yeah, yeah.

All right, all that shit cost more than the gun did.

All that stuff was really prohibitively expensive.

And to be honest, it was in the ads in gun magazines.

So you couldn't trust that shit.