Tony Simon
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Life is unfair.
This is some bullshit.
I'm out.
Oh my God.
Yeah, so they caught me there.
But I'm just saying, there are things that happen.
And going to stupid places at stupid times, I think that's a John Farnham thing that he says, finally met him, didn't know he was in the Marine Corps, met him at NRA, bullshitted with him for a while.
It was fucking cool.
But, yeah, so as a locksmith, my job is to go find people that do things like lock their keys in the house, lock their keys in their car, find out when they're drunk, three sheets to the wind, 2 o'clock in the morning, that they're locked out outside this effed up bar.
And I got to go open it.
Now I'm in a bad neighborhood at a bar with drunk people, breaking into a car in a truck full of stuff that breaks into shit.
Yeah.
I'm getting paid for doing that.
Hey, I'm at a dude.
Sketchy shit.
Hi.
I lock my keys in my Lexus.
All right, cool.
I can be out there tomorrow morning.
First thing, $400.