Tony Simon
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And it is really funny because it really comes down to I love the monkey and I hated the circus.
Right.
I love the dudes I serve with.
I love the fact that I'm brothers and sisters with people who I've never fucking met.
But we have that in common in the right time, the right place.
We'll look at each other and nod because we know we ate the same shit sandwich at one time or another.
And it's awesome.
And, of course, busting the Navy's balls is something we've been doing for 250 years, and we ain't going to fucking stop.
No, not at all.
Listen, there's nothing more humble than to celebrate the mediocrity of the Navy and our mere presence and aura of being amazing as United States Marines.
I'm not saying we don't have humility.
I'm just saying the streets are guarded in heaven by United States Marines.
That's how good we are.
And we sing about it when we run.
Dude, that's the amazing shit.
We know our history.
Oh, you're brainwashed.
Yeah.
How do you convince a bunch of kids from everywhere in America to do some of the most insane shit you've ever seen?
With two to three months worth of training depend on what part of our history we're in.