Tony Simon

But what's your secondary firearm?

I'm like, all right, you got a switched on.

Hell, who makes the switched on frigging to take a Ken Hackathon saying, who makes a trick Glock map?

It used to be like salient arms or everybody trip all over themselves for one of those $3,000, $3,500 Glocks.

Agency.

Yeah, somehow everybody woke up from that, right?

That was a hilarious goddamn fever dream, watching all these assholes overpay for fucking Glock.

You know, if you leave it alone, it just runs like a sewing machine, right?

You just did all this shit to it.

But anyway, so you have your $3,000 freaking handgun because the marketing has fooled you into thinking you need a cicado to defend your home.

And you use it.

What's your second gun?

Yeah.

What's the gun that you fall back on?

Don't tell me it's a stock Glock.

Great.

Dumbass.

Maybe you should have spent your money on two stock Glocks with a really good sight on it.

And that's all of what?

Two brand new Glocks, which is stupid, by the way, when it's many used ones out there.