Travis McElroy

Yeah.

The Cape Epistose is truly legendary.

You got any fire?

We're actually using the 2018 classic rule set, where I believe the wording is extremely flammable.

No, I'm not going to railroad you into using another fireball against these rules.

I am, wait a minute.

What's it doing right now?

Sloppin' and slimin' and slidin' around the floor of this library, trying to chase after you on the ceiling.

Oh, fuck him then.

You don't even need to roll for this, man.

So you kind of double back.

And as the corpse mound is just simply not agile enough, it probably wouldn't have been even if it wasn't all greasy.

By the time you reach the door to the office, they are like on the other end of the room struggling.

Okay.

Holy shit, man.

So this symbol.

This symbol you've never seen before, but it is magic and that must mean cape.

So you've never felt more certain of anything in your life than the fact that when you step into this symbol, something's gonna happen to you.

I step into it and I accept my cape.

Yeah, you step into the circle.