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Treasure Jackson

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
189 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

KILL TONY
#671 - ARI SHAFFIR - MARK NORMAND - H. FOLEY - KEVIN RYAN

We would all sleep in the same bed when we was little kids, right?

KILL TONY
#671 - ARI SHAFFIR - MARK NORMAND - H. FOLEY - KEVIN RYAN

And then he disappeared into the shadows.

KILL TONY
#671 - ARI SHAFFIR - MARK NORMAND - H. FOLEY - KEVIN RYAN

So at 11, my dick just started getting hard.

KILL TONY
#671 - ARI SHAFFIR - MARK NORMAND - H. FOLEY - KEVIN RYAN

So she got a CPAP machine on the whole time, and she just dying in her sleep, right?

KILL TONY
#671 - ARI SHAFFIR - MARK NORMAND - H. FOLEY - KEVIN RYAN

And then I go, pssh, pssh, hey crack baby, can I get a kiss?

KILL TONY
#671 - ARI SHAFFIR - MARK NORMAND - H. FOLEY - KEVIN RYAN

And she was like, yeah.

KILL TONY
#671 - ARI SHAFFIR - MARK NORMAND - H. FOLEY - KEVIN RYAN

And then we kissed, and I loved it.

KILL TONY
#671 - ARI SHAFFIR - MARK NORMAND - H. FOLEY - KEVIN RYAN

I'm an ally of the gays, but I didn't choose to, nigga.

KILL TONY
#671 - ARI SHAFFIR - MARK NORMAND - H. FOLEY - KEVIN RYAN

I was drafted.

KILL TONY
#671 - ARI SHAFFIR - MARK NORMAND - H. FOLEY - KEVIN RYAN

I'm looking for something.

KILL TONY
#671 - ARI SHAFFIR - MARK NORMAND - H. FOLEY - KEVIN RYAN

So yesterday, look, yesterday was Father's Day, right?

KILL TONY
#671 - ARI SHAFFIR - MARK NORMAND - H. FOLEY - KEVIN RYAN

Yesterday was Father's Day.

KILL TONY
#671 - ARI SHAFFIR - MARK NORMAND - H. FOLEY - KEVIN RYAN

Read it over real quick before you, before you, you know what I'm saying?

KILL TONY
#671 - ARI SHAFFIR - MARK NORMAND - H. FOLEY - KEVIN RYAN

Who do you know that dies with their holes accessible?

KILL TONY
#671 - ARI SHAFFIR - MARK NORMAND - H. FOLEY - KEVIN RYAN

You know, the rigor mortis sets in.

KILL TONY
#671 - ARI SHAFFIR - MARK NORMAND - H. FOLEY - KEVIN RYAN

Somebody told me it makes it tighter, but I don't know anybody who's just died busted wide open.

KILL TONY
#671 - ARI SHAFFIR - MARK NORMAND - H. FOLEY - KEVIN RYAN

It's ridiculous.

KILL TONY
#671 - ARI SHAFFIR - MARK NORMAND - H. FOLEY - KEVIN RYAN

I actually came here to tell you guys something really important.

KILL TONY
#671 - ARI SHAFFIR - MARK NORMAND - H. FOLEY - KEVIN RYAN

If anyone has children here, it is very important that you protect your children.

KILL TONY
#671 - ARI SHAFFIR - MARK NORMAND - H. FOLEY - KEVIN RYAN

There are rappers running up to your kids not to molest them.