Trevor Evarts

I shit my pants during job interview last week. Does it say during job interview? During job interview. Not during my job. Not during the job interview. Not during a job interview. During job interview. During job interview. I know this sounds absurd, but exactly what the title reads. I had a job interview last week and I shit my pants during it.

I shit my pants during job interview last week. Does it say during job interview? During job interview. Not during my job. Not during the job interview. Not during a job interview. During job interview. During job interview. I know this sounds absurd, but exactly what the title reads. I had a job interview last week and I shit my pants during it.

I do not know what messed up my stomach, but just before the interview, I felt that burning urge of going to the toilet. I felt something was wrong, but hoped I could sort it out in 10 minutes. Boy, I was wrong. I literally shit my bowels out, but still felt like doing more. I checked my phone and it was time for the interview. No. Wow.

I do not know what messed up my stomach, but just before the interview, I felt that burning urge of going to the toilet. I felt something was wrong, but hoped I could sort it out in 10 minutes. Boy, I was wrong. I literally shit my bowels out, but still felt like doing more. I checked my phone and it was time for the interview. No. Wow.

The COO told me I am a great fit for the position and I got the final offer. Three times annual salary of what I previously made with great benefits. I did not know if I should cry or laugh at that time. I just left the call after final sayings. I had to throw my chair out and get a new one. It was a shitty interview, but with a great ending.

The COO told me I am a great fit for the position and I got the final offer. Three times annual salary of what I previously made with great benefits. I did not know if I should cry or laugh at that time. I just left the call after final sayings. I had to throw my chair out and get a new one. It was a shitty interview, but with a great ending.

I'll probably tell this one to my grandchildren in the future. Okay, so it was a video call. I was gonna say. It's a video call, which means it's totally fine.

I'll probably tell this one to my grandchildren in the future. Okay, so it was a video call. I was gonna say. It's a video call, which means it's totally fine.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That would have been tough. If I'm on a video call and I have to shit my pants, I'm like, maybe I'm going to try to get through this. Because I understand delaying a video call almost reads worse than if you're at the office. Yeah. And it's like, they know you're there. Yeah. You have to go use the restroom. Yeah.

That would have been tough. If I'm on a video call and I have to shit my pants, I'm like, maybe I'm going to try to get through this. Because I understand delaying a video call almost reads worse than if you're at the office. Yeah. And it's like, they know you're there. Yeah. You have to go use the restroom. Yeah.

That almost might impress them more if after the interview you go, just so you know, I shit my pants during this, and I maintained composure. So I want you to know.

That almost might impress them more if after the interview you go, just so you know, I shit my pants during this, and I maintained composure. So I want you to know.

If we're looking at a merger, if we're looking at some sort of negotiation, I'm going to be able to handle the heat.

If we're looking at a merger, if we're looking at some sort of negotiation, I'm going to be able to handle the heat.

No, because the background would very clearly be a bathroom.

No, because the background would very clearly be a bathroom.

Zoom calls are devious, man.

Zoom calls are devious, man.