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What embarrassing incident happened during a job interview?
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Hello and welcome to Reddit Stories. I'm Shane and today's theme is confessions. We have some spicy confessions today and I'm joined by two people who have confessions to make. Just kidding.
On my driver's license, it says I'm 6'5", but I lied about it. I'm 6'4". That's crazy. When I got it, I just said, hey, I'll just give myself room to grow. Just in case I could grow a late extra inch. That's pretty insane. Get that hashtag extra inch. I'm sorry. I'll give a confession.
What secret does a girlfriend keep about understanding her boyfriend's language?
Okay. Now that I know that this is a very successful podcast, I'm extra nervous today. What did you, had you not? I knew, but I didn't know. Oh, okay. I had another, someone came up to me, I was at Mythical yesterday, and one of the editors came up and he was like, yo, he's like, my wife, like, listens to Reddit stories. She had no idea it was, like, Smosh related or anything. I think everyone calls it just Reddit. Yeah, and he was like, she was listening to it, and I was like, and he was like, oh, I know Trevor, like, he's on that. He's, like, listening to him in the car. Yeah. so another it's definitely odd because when we're filming it's just such a chill little time and it's such a smosh video to me yeah and i forget that not smosh videos are also other things like reddit podcasts you know it's like two things in one it feels like yeah it's it's a trip yeah it's scary man a lot of pressure it is a lot of pressure like someone's driving right now
They're driving right now.
How did a comment at a divorce signing affect a new relationship?
You're in your car. Let's just, hey, if you're in your car listening to this podcast, just take a few seconds to close your eyes and really just take a deep breath and lock in for these stories.
All right, well, I have been told by our producers that these confessions are wild. So let's buckle up. Our first confession. This is awesome. This comes from True Off My Chest. Someone wrote, I shit my pants during job interview last week.
No, man. That happens to not everyone.
I shit my pants during job interview last week. Does it say during job interview? During job interview. Not during my job. Not during the job interview. Not during a job interview. During job interview. During job interview. I know this sounds absurd, but exactly what the title reads. I had a job interview last week and I shit my pants during it. I do not know what messed up my stomach, but just before the interview, I felt that burning urge of going to the toilet. I felt something was wrong, but hoped I could sort it out in 10 minutes. Boy, I was wrong. I literally shit my bowels out, but still felt like doing more. I checked my phone and it was time for the interview. No. Wow.
The COO told me I am a great fit for the position and I got the final offer. Three times annual salary of what I previously made with great benefits. I did not know if I should cry or laugh at that time. I just left the call after final sayings. I had to throw my chair out and get a new one. It was a shitty interview, but with a great ending. I'll probably tell this one to my grandchildren in the future. Okay, so it was a video call. I was gonna say. It's a video call, which means it's totally fine.
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Chapters
4 chapters
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What embarrassing incident happened during a job interview?
0:31–1:35
2
What secret does a girlfriend keep about understanding her boyfriend's language?
1:35–2:33
3
How did a comment at a divorce signing affect a new relationship?
2:33–4:34
4
What confession involves stealing an ancient artifact?
4:34–1:04:56
Speakers
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