Trevor Noah

Get me the out of here.

And ever since those revelations, Elon has been, how do the kids say it, crashing out.

He's posted about the Epstein files more than 85 times over the last two days.

Oddly enough, mostly on Blue Sky.

No, I'm just kidding.

And if I may, Elon, slow down, brother.

You've got to make some time for tweeting about the white genocide, too.

Life's a balance.

But this is obviously important to Elon.

So, all right, give us the best argument for your innocence.

Musk denies any wrongdoing, writing over the weekend, if I actually wanted to spend my time partying with young women, it would be trivial for me to do so without the help of a creepy loser like Epstein.

Um...

I could do what Epstein does on my own is not the moral clarity we were expecting here.

But my favorite part of the Musk-Epstein emails, you ever have a friend where you don't really share the same sense of humor, but you share the same interests?

And they shared the same interests.

Mm, many interesting people, Elon.

I'm sorry, Jeffrey, could you make it a little more obvious for your friend?

We've all had that friend.

Why would I go to the bathroom with you to go skiing?

Skiing is an outdoor sport requiring a mountain and equipment and... Oh.