Trevor Noah

And the guy they're running interference for seems very satisfied with these results.

I didn't see it myself, but I was told by some very important people that not only does it absolve me, it's the opposite of what people were hoping, you know, the radical left.

I'm totally innocent.

I mean, look at me.

Do I look like the kind of a guy who would fly around on a billionaire sex plane?

None of these dudes...

They've been on the plane.

They've been on the island.

They've been to his house.

They've given him creepy cards with pubic hair.

They've been accused by a multitude of women of a multitude of wrongdoings, and nothing has happened to any of them.

Any of them.

Except Prince Andrew.

Oh, Prince Andrew, stripped of the title Prince.

Ooh, such a penalty.

Now it's just Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor.

Ooh, one more time, buddy, and you'll be busted down to Andy Mountbatten-Windsor.

You know, I gotta be honest.

I'm just not sure anybody is going to be held accountable for any of this.

I have nothing to do with Jeffrey Epstein.