Trevor Noah

Some of the entire witness interviews are totally blacked out.

Caitlin Collins, ixnay on the dead edophile pay.

This is supposed to be a fun merch drop.

Trying to hold the president to account is really killing the vibe here.

Mr. President, why don't you answer the question in the dignified and respectable manner that we've come to expect?

You know, she's a young woman.

I don't think I've ever seen you smile.

I've known you for 10 years.

I don't think I've ever seen a smile on your face.

You know why you're not smiling?

Because you know you're not telling the truth.

That is messed up.

Can I talk to the president alone for just a second?

Hey, DJ, a few thoughts, all right?

I don't know if there's ever a time to tell a reporter to smile, but I'm almost positive it's not when she's asking you about sex trafficking victims.

I mean, even... Even if she did smile, would that make it better?

Hey, I'd like to ask you about that pedophile ring.

But to be fair to the president, he's really tired of being asked all these questions that he refuses to answer.

I think it's really time for the country to get on to something else.

Yeah, yeah, of course you want to move on to something else.