Trevor Noah

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First off, it's never good when the architectural experts use the word alarmed.

And secondly, do we need the world's biggest arch?

This is how you can tell Trump doesn't live with Melania full time, because this is one of those ideas men have when they're home alone for too long.

Whenever my wife goes away two days into her trip, I'm like, actually, you know, we do need a skate park in this living room.

I don't...

And as for the arch design, it's basically just copying the Arc de Triomphe.

And honestly, if we're going to be derivative of France, let's not just settle for their arches.

How about socialized health care?

Or even better, the right to... Yeah.

Or even better, the right to start a riot when your boss emails you after 5 p.m.

But fine.

I guess go build your arch.

Then we can get back to those important issues that you are so eager for America to return to.

So what do you got?

No, Trump is shutting down the Kennedy Center for two years?

But I promised my wife we'd go see the Bulgarian National Modern Jazz Dance Company.

Damn you, Trump.

Strange he's doing this now, since they already renovated the Kennedy Center the last time he was president.

There can't be another reason he wants to shut it down for two years, right?