Trevor Noah

Kicked out by his own brother, who is also his second cousin and his fifth uncle, 12th removed.

The point is, there's a lot of incest in the royal family.

I'm glad he's getting evicted.

And I think we can all agree it is much funnier when a British pedophile has to go door to door in their new neighborhood like, oh, governor, I'm a pedo in it.

Cheerio.

Anyway, let's check out the shithole that former Prince Andrew's being sent to.

Andrew has moved to a cottage on the king's private estate in Sandringham, far from the public eye.

Sandringham is a sprawling estate.

It's set on 80 square kilometers of ground.

There are multiple houses and cottages that are on this site.

Oh, no.

Not a cottage on the private estate.

Only two butlers.

And are we sure we want Prince Andrew far from the public eye?

That's kind of how we got into this mess.

If you ask me, he should have a 24-hour webcam on him like a pregnant giraffe at the zoo.

How is it that it's impossible for any regular person to find affordable real estate and they're giving away fancy cottages to alleged pedophiles?

Next time I go to an open house, I'm going to be like, honey, tell them you're 12.

Look, nobody's going to shed a tear for a prince who has to downsize to the bad palace, but the ones that I truly feel bad for are the spouses.

Imagine being Andrew's ex-wife, Sarah Ferguson, right now.