Trevor Wallace

They need that shit for when my girlfriend comes up to me after she had her period the next day and goes, I'm so sorry about last night.

I'm on my period.

Okay.

Well, you need to feel what I was feeling last night for getting yelled at.

Because like one, you could pay off the guy who hits the buttons.

And then he's like, all right, here we go.

That's what I'm saying.

Like you use up for three minutes and now you're just limping.

The crazy part is like if they're doing this in three minutes, it's like you leave your house at 10 a.m.

like, oh, I committed this crime.

I'm so sorry.

You come back, you're back at noon.

And all of a sudden you have all the remorse for, you know, burning down an Arby's.

And now you're like, I didn't, I didn't think the fry cook was still in there.

And I like, now you just have this feeling of regret the rest of your life, but you still have the rest of your life to live.

So –

If you shoot someone, would you feel that person's pain?

Yeah, that would fuck you up.

I mean, both of those would fuck you up for life.

But what if you do, like, tax fraud?