Trevor Wallace
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
You need to write a will.
I mean, I was in that.
I wanted to be like, kill me now.
Like this is the, I don't care who, I'm dead.
I don't give a shit.
The guy's like, well, do you want to be an organ donor?
And there's levels of the organ donor.
They can like gouge your eyes out.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I want to upload a video that might bomb.
I just want to be anywhere but here.
And it's so serious and it's so boring.
And I'm just like, is this how you... There's no fun in this office.
The sterile lighting.
We have a Keurig in the corner.
If I hear another Keurig coffee, I will put a gun in my mouth.
I just, I can't like... Anybody that takes away from me wanting to be me, I'm like, this is miserable.
This is not what I want to be.
That's why stand-up comedy is like the most beautiful...