Trevor Wallace

If Bill Clinton comes in under four minutes, there's four more weeks of winter.

But he only comes in Asian women, or as he likes to call them, squinters.

In his bathroom, there was a black midget taking a bath.

It was the world's first sopping wet, three-fifths of one-half.

Trump was at the table tricking Muslims into eating pork.

He was sitting on JD Vance and JD Vance was on all fours.

They were eating with Anthony Fauci and right before they prayed, Fauci turned into a fucking bat and flew away.

It was crazy.

Biden slept with a prostitute and after they had sex, she stepped onto the balcony to smoke a candy cigarette.

Stephen Hawking was on the treadmill yelling, rail, rail, rail.

Until I hit his eject button and he flew across the room.

There was an Arabic stripper.

She didn't take cash.

She preferred that I threw rocks.

She stripped down as much as a Muslim can.

She took her socks halfway off.

There was a black stripper, a smoke show with beautiful ebony skin.

She stripped all her clothes off and stripped all the paint off, and then she was white again.

And I couldn't believe she did blackface.

That's racist.