Triple H

A lot of drugs is what it did.

Yes, hello.

I had a polyamorous mom when I was a child.

And sometimes when I tell people that, they get very sad, which I don't understand.

Because to me, your childhood is just your childhood, you know?

I didn't really know mine was that different from anyone else's until I reflected on the number of stepdads.

And I love my stepdads, because they taught me that it really does take a village... to make my mom come.

Sometimes when you, like, you tell people stuff like that about yourself, they get curious.

They want to know if you think it affected your sexuality today.

I don't think so, because I'm in a long-term monogamous relationship with my bidet.

You got a job?

Yeah, yeah.

I work at... Well, you know, this is actually interesting.

I work at, you know, Elon Musk's Neuralink?

I work for their biggest competitor.

It's called Paradromics.

I'm a manufacturer.

I help manufacture brain-computer interface.

Um, just being mean to her friends.

They were just... The way my mom described it to me, it wasn't like she was just trying to fuck a bunch of people.