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That'd be so rad.
What does that look like?
Dude, already I'm thinking BLTs, okay, as the apps that are being passed out, little mini ones.
Bacon grease fountain.
Anything you have, you can just dip it in a little bacon grease.
First dance soundtrack to the movie Grease?
Or possibly I Would Take Footloose by Kevin Bacon?
Flower Girl just spreads bacon bits down the aisle instead.
I can smell it now.
Would the ring bearer just be a pig in a tuxedo?
That's kind of morbid.
Don't make him witness that.
And then they eat him at the reception.
They put him up on a chair and lift him like it's a bar mitzvah.
Jeff, we don't like that part.
It's not our wedding to plan.
It's theirs if it happens.
Hopefully they stay together because I'll tell you, we've got ideas.