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Podcast Appearances
Thanks for all the...
the kudos and well wishes and about time you guys showed up kind of things.
Got a few jokes in honor of our departed Chuck Norris.
We're going to have some Chuck Norris jokes for you tonight.
Pick out some that you want to read there.
These are not jokes.
These are actual facts, I guess I should say.
Chuck Norris cannot turn left because he's always right.
I forgot about it.
I was going to play it earlier.
Chuck Norris doesn't tip the waiter.
The waiter tips him.
Watch out for that.
We've got all kinds of toys to play with.
Well, it's the software we use.
It's got all kinds of things I just found out this afternoon I've been playing with.
When Chuck Norris left home, he told his father, you're the man of the house.
I sneezed one time with my mouth open.
And it was the weirdest sound, and I blew snot out my nose and coughed up a loogie.