Ty Funny

I have a problem with talking to girls.

I'm not really good at flirting.

Like, for instance, this morning I was leaving the gym, and I saw this really hot girl walking towards me.

I was like, I'm going to talk to her.

I'm going to do it.

So I held the door for her, and she walked by.

She goes, thank you so much, and looks down at my feet.

She goes, I really like your shoes.

And verbatim, what I said back was, mm-hmm, I bought them.

She's going to be single forever.

My last girlfriend wasn't really my type.

She used to put me in hypothetical situations.

Like one time we were watching 50 First Dates with Adam Sandler and she goes, you like this movie?

And I go, yeah.

She goes, well, let me ask you something.

If I lost my memory, would you stick around and tell me or would you leave like an asshole?

And that's how she said it, so I knew what she wanted to hear.

I was like, no, I'd stick around.

I'd remind you of all the cool things we used to do, you know?

And at the end of every night, I'd remind you how much you begged for anal.