Ty Funny
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Podcast Appearances
Comes in flavors like mint and mango and citrus.
Do you have a nickel flavored boom boom stick?
Saw an ad for a speakeasy.
It's a little ironic, I thought they were supposed to be a secret.
I feel like Al Capone would be rolling in his grave if he saw these people selling a martini for 20 bucks, calling it a Vermouth Bader Ginsburg or something gay.
Hey, I ain't gonna lie, Timmy, you're my favorite homosexual, man.
I swear to God, you is.
You know, got a girl.
You know, life pretty good.
Who's this girl?
She is spaghetti, chicken.
You know chicken.
I can't wait to diabetes catch up with your ass, you motherfuckers.
You big fat bitches.