Ty Marion

This summer I was dating a black chick. I know that's surprising for some because I've been told I look like I got to pay for sex. But I don't understand why you would pay for something that you can just go take. Anyways, my Nubian princess and I, we wanted to spice up our sex life, so we got these little cards to tell you what to do to one another. But they were crazy.

This summer I was dating a black chick. I know that's surprising for some because I've been told I look like I got to pay for sex. But I don't understand why you would pay for something that you can just go take. Anyways, my Nubian princess and I, we wanted to spice up our sex life, so we got these little cards to tell you what to do to one another. But they were crazy.

This summer I was dating a black chick. I know that's surprising for some because I've been told I look like I got to pay for sex. But I don't understand why you would pay for something that you can just go take. Anyways, my Nubian princess and I, we wanted to spice up our sex life, so we got these little cards to tell you what to do to one another. But they were crazy.

One night, I got one that said, tie up your partner and whip them. And with that racial dynamic, I was hesitant. I fucking did it. When it was done, I asked her how it was, and she was like, shit, it wasn't that bad, and I kinda liked it, but why did you keep calling me Toby? She used to make me so mad, though, because she was late for everything.

One night, I got one that said, tie up your partner and whip them. And with that racial dynamic, I was hesitant. I fucking did it. When it was done, I asked her how it was, and she was like, shit, it wasn't that bad, and I kinda liked it, but why did you keep calling me Toby? She used to make me so mad, though, because she was late for everything.

One night, I got one that said, tie up your partner and whip them. And with that racial dynamic, I was hesitant. I fucking did it. When it was done, I asked her how it was, and she was like, shit, it wasn't that bad, and I kinda liked it, but why did you keep calling me Toby? She used to make me so mad, though, because she was late for everything.

And then she explained to me there's this thing called colored people time. I said, all right, for future reference then, can you explain to me exactly how long a cotton picket minute is?

And then she explained to me there's this thing called colored people time. I said, all right, for future reference then, can you explain to me exactly how long a cotton picket minute is?

And then she explained to me there's this thing called colored people time. I said, all right, for future reference then, can you explain to me exactly how long a cotton picket minute is?

She was always late for everything. Okay. And there's a thing that's called colored people time or black people time. And it's a real thing, man. I've had roommates that are black, never on time. We were late for fucking everything. Cam Patterson.

She was always late for everything. Okay. And there's a thing that's called colored people time or black people time. And it's a real thing, man. I've had roommates that are black, never on time. We were late for fucking everything. Cam Patterson.

She was always late for everything. Okay. And there's a thing that's called colored people time or black people time. And it's a real thing, man. I've had roommates that are black, never on time. We were late for fucking everything. Cam Patterson.

Wrong! Hey. Love you, but you're wrong. Hey, it's New Year's resolution, I'm assuming, right? No!

Wrong! Hey. Love you, but you're wrong. Hey, it's New Year's resolution, I'm assuming, right? No!

Wrong! Hey. Love you, but you're wrong. Hey, it's New Year's resolution, I'm assuming, right? No!

I mean, I'd give Whitney a chance, but I think we'd have to change the name to Whitney B. Cummings, you know what I mean?

I mean, I'd give Whitney a chance, but I think we'd have to change the name to Whitney B. Cummings, you know what I mean?

I mean, I'd give Whitney a chance, but I think we'd have to change the name to Whitney B. Cummings, you know what I mean?

Yeah, I'm not, like, real big on, like, the sweetness or the wine in a dine or anything. We'd just go out. We'd have a good time.

Yeah, I'm not, like, real big on, like, the sweetness or the wine in a dine or anything. We'd just go out. We'd have a good time.