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Chapter 1: Who are the guests on this episode?
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Who's ready for the best fucking night of their lives, huh? Good night to our red band, ladies and gentlemen. This is the real red band. How about one more time for the best damn band in the land? That's the real deal right there. Grooveline Horns, Raul Vallejo, Fernando Castillo, Carlos Sosa. That's Big Mike, Michael Gonzalez on the drums, bigger than ever. 92.5 pounds of pure muscle.
Big Mike, we call him nowadays. This is medium Matt Muehling over here on the electric guitar. We have Sleepy John Deez on the keys. Sleepy John. And the great and powerful Dee Madness on the bass guitar. Oh, yes. Before we get started, here's a little bit more from the amazing sponsors that made it all possible.
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You guys ready to start tonight's episode? You guys gotta do better than that. Are you ready to start tonight's fucking show? Every single week, I book two of the funniest comedians on this show this week. Absolutely no different. Ladies and gentlemen, two of the best guests in the history of the show. They... Young man is a superstar from this episode, from this show.
It's a juggernaut in real time. You got to watch him go from barely anybody knowing him to him being a global star. The woman on panel tonight, just fucking, well, on top of being one of the best comedians in the world, also just fucking lit New Year's Eve on fire this year. I present to you a perfect panel. This is Whitney Cummings and Cam Patterson. Oh, shit. Oh, yeah. Whitney Cummings.
Cam Patterson in the flesh. The great Whitney. It is a beautiful 69.1 degrees Fahrenheit, 35% precipitation in the room. Cam Patterson, welcome back to the table. What's up? You got a gold grill. Yeah. Look at this. Back in my final form, I'm gonna go sell some crap. Oh my goodness.
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Chapter 2: What happened during Whitney Cummings' CNN appearance?
Chapter 3: How has Kam Patterson's journey evolved?
I will say Michael has never lost. And every time we do this, the audience decides. So it's a lot less biased than people think. We go off of the volume of the audience. Ladies and gentlemen, to start tonight's drum solo competition, I present to you the fucking fried pickle king of... of West Lafayette, Indiana, driving 18 hours for this, living his dream. This is a drum solo by Bobby T.
All right, not the biggest ending there. A lot of heat. A lot of heat down the front of the race. I think he lost some gas there at the end. Didn't really put a big ribbon on it. It closed a lot like his restaurant did. Ladies and gentlemen, here to defend his throne. Don't let the camera fool you. This man is bigger than anyone on the stage. This is big Michael Gonzalez, everybody. Here he is.
He's a good sport. The horn players playing what Michael hears in his head all the time, the sweet sounds of Mexican, Mexican stuff. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Michael Gonzalez.
Gonzalez.
Well, this is that time where we find out who is being sent home to West Lafayette, Indiana. This could be one of the most shocking upsets in the history of this show if the crowd decides. So how many of you, I must ask, have Bobby T winning the Mexican drum off? Now is your chance to How many of you have Michael Gonzalez winning? Even Bobby T himself with the big vote. Bobby, congratulations.
Here's a medium joke book for you. There he goes. Bobby T, everybody. Absolutely. All right, on to the next one. We're having fun here tonight. A long, long set. Yeah, that happens sometimes. The great Heidi. Saging the stage from the three bombs that we've had so far tonight. Anything could happen, though. Perhaps the bomb streak ends with the comedy stylings of your next bucket pool.
Juan Denmark, everybody. Juan Denmark. Everybody has freak-offs.
White people have freak-offs. They're called lifestyle parties. Mexican people have freak-offs, too. They're called quinceañeras. Fifteen is not a woman, Pedro. Put your dick back in your pants, Pedro. You got three more fucking years in this country, Pedro. Pedro's trying to turn a quinceañera to a quinceañera. All right? Asian people got freak-offs too, y'all. They're called sweatshops.
I'm the type of dude that brings condoms to the freak-off. I was on a date with a woman one time, and she told me that she's allergic to condoms. I told her I'm allergic to chlamydia. She said, the only way we can use a condom is if I go and get a lambskin condom. Lambskin condoms are easier to shoot through than Donald Trump's security.
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Chapter 4: What unique experiences does Macy Yo share?
She's a Doe, remember, man?
Okay.
Yeah, she's my baby.
All right. What do you guys, you take her for walks?
We go for hikes.
Right. That explains the hikes.
We go for hikes and go to the beach.
28.
So you have your whole life behind you, except for the 10 years you just wasted. What are some big goals for you?
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