Tyler Gilbert

I don't think everyone should wear a mustache.

If you wear just a mustache, you could look cool like a biker or a cowboy.

If I wear just a mustache, I look like I use a lot of hard Rs.

With just a mustache, I look like the type of guy who would wear aviators and then randomly get out of his car and pick fights with people because their skin's brown.

If I were just a mustache, I like the type of guy who would corner you in an alleyway, force you to the ground, have sex with you against your will, pull out a gun, threaten to kill you and everyone you love if you tell anybody about this.

But at the end of the day, no matter what side you're on, no matter how you feel about it, there's still a lot of people who would say I used to be a pretty good cop.

I've been here for about five months now.

Charlottesville, Virginia.

It's really not, though.

Those people weren't from there.

Right.

I've been working at the rock and roll shop here on 6th Street.

Rock and roll shop.

Yeah, they sell band shirts and horror movie stuff, sci-fi things.

Cool.

You seem like you're built for that.

I like it.

It's fun.

It doesn't pay very much.

I'd rather do something I like than spend all my time doing something I hate.