Tyler Gilbert

Wow.

So, you know, a lot more Walmart bathroom shits that you ever want to take.

Just keep it like a plastic bag or a Ziploc around in your pocket for emergencies.

Yeah, yeah.

No, I can give you a story about something I've done.

Okay.

Yeah.

So I love drugs, like as far as like hallucinogenics.

One time I took acid, rode on a picnic table affixed to a trailer being driven by a four-wheeler by a drunk redneck.

And then you pooped your pants.

No, they were port-a-potties.

It was a private camp thing, but yeah.

There you go.

Yeah.

In the next four years, everyone's talking about my masturbation addiction.

It's really fucked up.

Teachers are like, people are saying you're jacking off in school.

No, I jacked off in school.

uh first that i did was in dc i moved down here from minnesota so i did a handful of sets down or up there now i'm here absolutely what do you love about austin um well way more comedy opportunities are pretty much anywhere uh right now the weather's fucking nice although all summer that was unbearable yeah people like you have a rough summer here oh fucking yeah dude yeah how did what did you do to survive it

A what?