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Ryan Reynolds here for Mint Mobile. I don't know if you knew this, but anyone can get the same premium wireless for $15 a month plan that I've been enjoying. It's not just for celebrities. So do like I did and have one of your assistant's assistants switch you to Mint Mobile today. I'm told it's super easy to do at mintmobile.com slash switch.

Ryan Reynolds here for Mint Mobile. I don't know if you knew this, but anyone can get the same premium wireless for $15 a month plan that I've been enjoying. It's not just for celebrities. So do like I did and have one of your assistant's assistants switch you to Mint Mobile today. I'm told it's super easy to do at mintmobile.com slash switch.

Let me introduce you to the true fucking horror of baby clothes. What asshole thought putting buttons that need to go through a hole, especially those stupid loopholes, on a feral, squirming, raging alligator? Fuck you. Fuck you, sir, and I know it's a sir. I know it's a sir, because only a sir who's never changed. a rage demon on a changing table with buttons.

Let me introduce you to the true fucking horror of baby clothes. What asshole thought putting buttons that need to go through a hole, especially those stupid loopholes, on a feral, squirming, raging alligator? Fuck you. Fuck you, sir, and I know it's a sir. I know it's a sir, because only a sir who's never changed. a rage demon on a changing table with buttons.

Let me introduce you to the true fucking horror of baby clothes. What asshole thought putting buttons that need to go through a hole, especially those stupid loopholes, on a feral, squirming, raging alligator? Fuck you. Fuck you, sir, and I know it's a sir. I know it's a sir, because only a sir who's never changed. a rage demon on a changing table with buttons.

me and the stage direction you're hearing from that just voice will be read by queen emma and action interior duncan cabrini university 2014 a team of field hockey players led by kylie mcdevitt tall destined for podcast stardom walks through the front door kylie looks around in awe Ah, Duncan really is beautiful this time of year, isn't it? Kylie's teammates nod furiously in agreement.

me and the stage direction you're hearing from that just voice will be read by queen emma and action interior duncan cabrini university 2014 a team of field hockey players led by kylie mcdevitt tall destined for podcast stardom walks through the front door kylie looks around in awe Ah, Duncan really is beautiful this time of year, isn't it? Kylie's teammates nod furiously in agreement.

me and the stage direction you're hearing from that just voice will be read by queen emma and action interior duncan cabrini university 2014 a team of field hockey players led by kylie mcdevitt tall destined for podcast stardom walks through the front door kylie looks around in awe Ah, Duncan really is beautiful this time of year, isn't it? Kylie's teammates nod furiously in agreement.

Kylie approaches the register.

Kylie approaches the register.

Kylie approaches the register.

How embarrassing would that be? Everyone inside Duncan laughs heartily. Can you imagine? Suddenly Kylie smells something wonderful.

How embarrassing would that be? Everyone inside Duncan laughs heartily. Can you imagine? Suddenly Kylie smells something wonderful.

How embarrassing would that be? Everyone inside Duncan laughs heartily. Can you imagine? Suddenly Kylie smells something wonderful.

The cashier points to a giant sign promoting Dunkin's butter pecan iced coffee standing directly next to Kylie. Forget everything I just said. I want one of those. Kylie takes one sip and suddenly the whole world makes sense.

The cashier points to a giant sign promoting Dunkin's butter pecan iced coffee standing directly next to Kylie. Forget everything I just said. I want one of those. Kylie takes one sip and suddenly the whole world makes sense.

The cashier points to a giant sign promoting Dunkin's butter pecan iced coffee standing directly next to Kylie. Forget everything I just said. I want one of those. Kylie takes one sip and suddenly the whole world makes sense.

What do you mean?

What do you mean?