Uncle Lazer
speaker
263 appearances
2 recordings
1 series
first heard Apr 2025
last heard 3 Mar
Uncle Lazer’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Appearances
And you know we call that here, she's a fucking unicorn, right?
Rock and Roadhead.
Fun fact, I'm not racist.
In fact, my ex-wife is black.
We were married for eight years.
Three kids together.
And, uh...
Just because I hate that bitch doesn't mean I hate all black people.
It's case by case.
Another fun fact, I used to fuck my couch.
Oh yeah.
When I was a kid, I'd fuck the shit out of that couch.
The problem is, I trained on this couch.
And the cushions go straight up and down, just like this.
And that's how I trained.
So when I got my first piece of pussy, my ankles were off.
Pussy's more of an upshot, right?
So I had this poor girl laying on the bed, and I'm just laying on top of her, and I'm just stabbing straight down and just fucking the shit out of the crease between her thighs.
And I'm just giving it to her for like 30 seconds.
And then she stops me, and she says, hey, guy, it's not even in.
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