Uncle Lazer
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KILL TONY
#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND
And you know we call that here, she's a fucking unicorn, right?
KILL TONY
#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND
We were married for eight years.
KILL TONY
#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND
Just because I hate that bitch doesn't mean I hate all black people.
KILL TONY
#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND
Another fun fact, I used to fuck my couch.
KILL TONY
#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND
When I was a kid, I'd fuck the shit out of that couch.
KILL TONY
#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND
The problem is, I trained on this couch.
KILL TONY
#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND
And the cushions go straight up and down, just like this.
KILL TONY
#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND
So when I got my first piece of pussy, my ankles were off.
KILL TONY
#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND
Pussy's more of an upshot, right?
KILL TONY
#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND
So I had this poor girl laying on the bed, and I'm just laying on top of her, and I'm just stabbing straight down and just fucking the shit out of the crease between her thighs.
KILL TONY
#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND
And I'm just giving it to her for like 30 seconds.
KILL TONY
#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND
And then she stops me, and she says, hey, guy, it's not even in.