Uncle Si
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Look, I'll give you when she was a young teenager, she was so naive. Okay. Bless her heart. It was, that's what made her so sweet. I'm Uncle Si of Duck Dynasty, and this one hits home with me. Most people look at this piece of cloth, okay, as a piece of cloth. Well, this right here is the American flag. It's not just a bunch of thread.
Look, I'll give you when she was a young teenager, she was so naive. Okay. Bless her heart. It was, that's what made her so sweet. I'm Uncle Si of Duck Dynasty, and this one hits home with me. Most people look at this piece of cloth, okay, as a piece of cloth. Well, this right here is the American flag. It's not just a bunch of thread.
Men and women have died for this thing because the human race is still stupid and can't get along with each other. What's in this flag is homegrown. It's USA all the way. This is Allegiance Flag Supply. It's made by professional seamstresses. Everything in this flag, the thread, the cloth, all of it's made right here in the United States of America.
Men and women have died for this thing because the human race is still stupid and can't get along with each other. What's in this flag is homegrown. It's USA all the way. This is Allegiance Flag Supply. It's made by professional seamstresses. Everything in this flag, the thread, the cloth, all of it's made right here in the United States of America.
Men and women have died for this thing because the human race is still stupid and can't get along with each other. What's in this flag is homegrown. It's USA all the way. This is Allegiance Flag Supply. It's made by professional seamstresses. Everything in this flag, the thread, the cloth, all of it's made right here in the United States of America.
The thread is double sold in the areas that needs it. Look, this thing flies 724. but you don't trifle with two things with me. The national anthem, our country's song, and this flag. Shoallegence.com, okay? Buy you one today and hey, let it fly above your house. Yo, I come in about half drunk one night. Oh, boy. From dating, okay?
The thread is double sold in the areas that needs it. Look, this thing flies 724. but you don't trifle with two things with me. The national anthem, our country's song, and this flag. Shoallegence.com, okay? Buy you one today and hey, let it fly above your house. Yo, I come in about half drunk one night. Oh, boy. From dating, okay?
The thread is double sold in the areas that needs it. Look, this thing flies 724. but you don't trifle with two things with me. The national anthem, our country's song, and this flag. Shoallegence.com, okay? Buy you one today and hey, let it fly above your house. Yo, I come in about half drunk one night. Oh, boy. From dating, okay?
And my mother told me, she had an argument, and she said, you need to tell your sister about the bird and the beast. Uh-uh. No. No, no. Okay.
And my mother told me, she had an argument, and she said, you need to tell your sister about the bird and the beast. Uh-uh. No. No, no. Okay.
And my mother told me, she had an argument, and she said, you need to tell your sister about the bird and the beast. Uh-uh. No. No, no. Okay.
No, no. No, no. But anyway, I said, Mom, I've had about a six-pack or maybe two. I said, I really don't need to tell. She said, you're just right. Go ahead and tell her. And that's the same speech you got when you turned 12. Congratulations. The Robinsons have never been, what's the word I'm looking for, tactful? Yeah. Tooth, maybe? Yeah. So we always just, yo, hey, here it is. Boom, yo.
No, no. No, no. But anyway, I said, Mom, I've had about a six-pack or maybe two. I said, I really don't need to tell. She said, you're just right. Go ahead and tell her. And that's the same speech you got when you turned 12. Congratulations. The Robinsons have never been, what's the word I'm looking for, tactful? Yeah. Tooth, maybe? Yeah. So we always just, yo, hey, here it is. Boom, yo.
No, no. No, no. But anyway, I said, Mom, I've had about a six-pack or maybe two. I said, I really don't need to tell. She said, you're just right. Go ahead and tell her. And that's the same speech you got when you turned 12. Congratulations. The Robinsons have never been, what's the word I'm looking for, tactful? Yeah. Tooth, maybe? Yeah. So we always just, yo, hey, here it is. Boom, yo.
This is just as dramatic. When I hit her with the truth, Mama asked a question. She said, hey, look, when you take a little young lady out, what are you trying to do? Uh-oh. No, no, yeah, I ain't gonna say it, but anyway. So, y'all, I tell her, okay, and Jim said, you and mama are so nasty, I'm leaving. And I said, hey, look, it's true. It's birds and the bees, girl.
This is just as dramatic. When I hit her with the truth, Mama asked a question. She said, hey, look, when you take a little young lady out, what are you trying to do? Uh-oh. No, no, yeah, I ain't gonna say it, but anyway. So, y'all, I tell her, okay, and Jim said, you and mama are so nasty, I'm leaving. And I said, hey, look, it's true. It's birds and the bees, girl.
This is just as dramatic. When I hit her with the truth, Mama asked a question. She said, hey, look, when you take a little young lady out, what are you trying to do? Uh-oh. No, no, yeah, I ain't gonna say it, but anyway. So, y'all, I tell her, okay, and Jim said, you and mama are so nasty, I'm leaving. And I said, hey, look, it's true. It's birds and the bees, girl.
i got whiplash all of a sudden i'm like what's going on here i'm serious welcome to the duck car i always wonder what happens over here now i know this is it yeah we laugh that's why i look that's why the whole family has said i've had dementia all my life okay you do no no that's what hey everybody has said it no you you knew what happened on pbs before he got it
i got whiplash all of a sudden i'm like what's going on here i'm serious welcome to the duck car i always wonder what happens over here now i know this is it yeah we laugh that's why i look that's why the whole family has said i've had dementia all my life okay you do no no that's what hey everybody has said it no you you knew what happened on pbs before he got it
i got whiplash all of a sudden i'm like what's going on here i'm serious welcome to the duck car i always wonder what happens over here now i know this is it yeah we laugh that's why i look that's why the whole family has said i've had dementia all my life okay you do no no that's what hey everybody has said it no you you knew what happened on pbs before he got it