Uncle Si

So when he showed up, you were pumped.

So when he showed up, you were pumped.

So when he showed up, you were pumped.

Look, I was one like Santa Claus because I'd come bring a gift. It would be all Army stuff. Yeah, that the U.S. government paid for. Elon Musk would cut that crap out, sir. Jace has still got that first little winter hat. The bomber hat. The bomber hat. Bomber hat. He loved that thing. He'd sleep with it.

Look, I was one like Santa Claus because I'd come bring a gift. It would be all Army stuff. Yeah, that the U.S. government paid for. Elon Musk would cut that crap out, sir. Jace has still got that first little winter hat. The bomber hat. The bomber hat. Bomber hat. He loved that thing. He'd sleep with it.

Look, I was one like Santa Claus because I'd come bring a gift. It would be all Army stuff. Yeah, that the U.S. government paid for. Elon Musk would cut that crap out, sir. Jace has still got that first little winter hat. The bomber hat. The bomber hat. Bomber hat. He loved that thing. He'd sleep with it.

I did. I come home one day and Tracy and Scott, they was like six and four, okay? Yeah. You know, and they had stolen my wisdom. And when I called them, when they come in, you know, they put it out. I said, oh, no, no, no, no. I said, I ran it through my pocket, and I said, here, here. I said, let me light that thing for you. And I said, you sit there smoking, yo.

I did. I come home one day and Tracy and Scott, they was like six and four, okay? Yeah. You know, and they had stolen my wisdom. And when I called them, when they come in, you know, they put it out. I said, oh, no, no, no, no. I said, I ran it through my pocket, and I said, here, here. I said, let me light that thing for you. And I said, you sit there smoking, yo.

I did. I come home one day and Tracy and Scott, they was like six and four, okay? Yeah. You know, and they had stolen my wisdom. And when I called them, when they come in, you know, they put it out. I said, oh, no, no, no, no. I said, I ran it through my pocket, and I said, here, here. I said, let me light that thing for you. And I said, you sit there smoking, yo.

But I smoked four or five of them. They turned as green as that cup there. Okay, sick as a dog. And Tracy and Scott both said, hey, that's the best thing you could have ever done for us. Statute of limitations is up on that, too. We never wanted to steal another cigarette.

But I smoked four or five of them. They turned as green as that cup there. Okay, sick as a dog. And Tracy and Scott both said, hey, that's the best thing you could have ever done for us. Statute of limitations is up on that, too. We never wanted to steal another cigarette.

But I smoked four or five of them. They turned as green as that cup there. Okay, sick as a dog. And Tracy and Scott both said, hey, that's the best thing you could have ever done for us. Statute of limitations is up on that, too. We never wanted to steal another cigarette.

Yeah, let them have it. Then they won't ever touch it again.

Yeah, let them have it. Then they won't ever touch it again.

Yeah, let them have it. Then they won't ever touch it again.

Every time somebody says that about their wife, I always get tickled. Hey, I knew mom before mom was mom.

Every time somebody says that about their wife, I always get tickled. Hey, I knew mom before mom was mom.

Every time somebody says that about their wife, I always get tickled. Hey, I knew mom before mom was mom.

Oh, but his kids were watching. Yeah, they just enlightened me that my nephew has got quite the temper. No, that's not what he said.

Oh, but his kids were watching. Yeah, they just enlightened me that my nephew has got quite the temper. No, that's not what he said.