Unknown Speaker 4

Girl, this is... To your great embarrassment. I'm really excited for tonight. It's a really good show. The DJing is great. I love the music. I love the visuals. I love the numbers. The audience... I mean, the audience is... I went to Cowboy Carter last night. We'll talk about it, but... Audiences, dress up more for my show. Baby, listen, let me tell you something.

When I waltz onto that dance floor looking better than you and all your dancers in the most incredible pink outfit looking snatched, looking 20 years old, looking wet and hot and sexy and doing dance moves that people have never seen before. Sorry. Go home jobless. Can I tell you last weekend, though? I can't wait to see your numbers. Last weekend was three shows in a row.

When I waltz onto that dance floor looking better than you and all your dancers in the most incredible pink outfit looking snatched, looking 20 years old, looking wet and hot and sexy and doing dance moves that people have never seen before. Sorry. Go home jobless. Can I tell you last weekend, though? I can't wait to see your numbers. Last weekend was three shows in a row.

When I waltz onto that dance floor looking better than you and all your dancers in the most incredible pink outfit looking snatched, looking 20 years old, looking wet and hot and sexy and doing dance moves that people have never seen before. Sorry. Go home jobless. Can I tell you last weekend, though? I can't wait to see your numbers. Last weekend was three shows in a row.

And let me tell you the routing. Denver, Montreal, Pittsburgh. Perfect. Makes sense. Did you drive? Oh, barely slept. So this weekend, it's LA... Oakland, Salt Lake City. Much better. Much more humane. But last weekend, this is not, before I say this, let me say this is not shit talking venues. This is not shit talking anybody. Owners, promoters, agents, managers, venues. Bravo, bravo, bravo.

And let me tell you the routing. Denver, Montreal, Pittsburgh. Perfect. Makes sense. Did you drive? Oh, barely slept. So this weekend, it's LA... Oakland, Salt Lake City. Much better. Much more humane. But last weekend, this is not, before I say this, let me say this is not shit talking venues. This is not shit talking anybody. Owners, promoters, agents, managers, venues. Bravo, bravo, bravo.

And let me tell you the routing. Denver, Montreal, Pittsburgh. Perfect. Makes sense. Did you drive? Oh, barely slept. So this weekend, it's LA... Oakland, Salt Lake City. Much better. Much more humane. But last weekend, this is not, before I say this, let me say this is not shit talking venues. This is not shit talking anybody. Owners, promoters, agents, managers, venues. Bravo, bravo, bravo.

Last weekend, Pittsburgh was so hot. So hot. We're up in 2025 dealing with this shit. I can't. I was cold at Beyonce. There were tens of thousands of people in there. I was Pittsburgh. I was, I mean, buckets of water. Corset soaked completely through. And I know that I bring it on myself because I'm in a corset. No, you do not. No, you do not. No, the fuck you do not. No, you don't.

Last weekend, Pittsburgh was so hot. So hot. We're up in 2025 dealing with this shit. I can't. I was cold at Beyonce. There were tens of thousands of people in there. I was Pittsburgh. I was, I mean, buckets of water. Corset soaked completely through. And I know that I bring it on myself because I'm in a corset. No, you do not. No, you do not. No, the fuck you do not. No, you don't.

Last weekend, Pittsburgh was so hot. So hot. We're up in 2025 dealing with this shit. I can't. I was cold at Beyonce. There were tens of thousands of people in there. I was Pittsburgh. I was, I mean, buckets of water. Corset soaked completely through. And I know that I bring it on myself because I'm in a corset. No, you do not. No, you do not. No, the fuck you do not. No, you don't.

You guys, I don't want to, come to Saltpink Disco, everybody has tickets. It's hot and I have been on death's door. We're talking going off stage and during my makeup change, this is what you hear while I'm fixing, I'm painting foundation background. Like wet, wet mud. Panicking. When you're so hot that you're actually panicking. Absolutely.

You guys, I don't want to, come to Saltpink Disco, everybody has tickets. It's hot and I have been on death's door. We're talking going off stage and during my makeup change, this is what you hear while I'm fixing, I'm painting foundation background. Like wet, wet mud. Panicking. When you're so hot that you're actually panicking. Absolutely.

You guys, I don't want to, come to Saltpink Disco, everybody has tickets. It's hot and I have been on death's door. We're talking going off stage and during my makeup change, this is what you hear while I'm fixing, I'm painting foundation background. Like wet, wet mud. Panicking. When you're so hot that you're actually panicking. Absolutely.

And you're trying to mix olive oil and vinegar or no, whatever, olive oil and water. You're trying to make two things come together that won't because of the sweat. And when I'm putting makeup on and I hear the go-go's outside the door going, oh my God, it's hot. I can't breathe. And they're in Speedos. They're in G-strings. And they're going, almost blacked out. It was so hot.

And you're trying to mix olive oil and vinegar or no, whatever, olive oil and water. You're trying to make two things come together that won't because of the sweat. And when I'm putting makeup on and I hear the go-go's outside the door going, oh my God, it's hot. I can't breathe. And they're in Speedos. They're in G-strings. And they're going, almost blacked out. It was so hot.

And you're trying to mix olive oil and vinegar or no, whatever, olive oil and water. You're trying to make two things come together that won't because of the sweat. And when I'm putting makeup on and I hear the go-go's outside the door going, oh my God, it's hot. I can't breathe. And they're in Speedos. They're in G-strings. And they're going, almost blacked out. It was so hot.

I gotta have some water. I'm standing on the other side of the door looking like Elliot with two Ts. When a naked man comes out covered in sweat, I'm like, well, call the coroner. If you're cold, they're cold. Bring them inside. We're gonna need the morgue up in here. Is it gonna be hot at this venue, Mama, tonight? What's the T? What's literally the T? The temperature. Mary... Mary?

I gotta have some water. I'm standing on the other side of the door looking like Elliot with two Ts. When a naked man comes out covered in sweat, I'm like, well, call the coroner. If you're cold, they're cold. Bring them inside. We're gonna need the morgue up in here. Is it gonna be hot at this venue, Mama, tonight? What's the T? What's literally the T? The temperature. Mary... Mary?

I gotta have some water. I'm standing on the other side of the door looking like Elliot with two Ts. When a naked man comes out covered in sweat, I'm like, well, call the coroner. If you're cold, they're cold. Bring them inside. We're gonna need the morgue up in here. Is it gonna be hot at this venue, Mama, tonight? What's the T? What's literally the T? The temperature. Mary... Mary?

Should I come in my two-piece? I have been so hot at these shows that I have been questioning my entire participation in the art of drag. I just have been like, what the fuck are we doing? I think that you should reroute that questioning and point it towards your representation.