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5489 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Gays with Trixie and Katya

You never take a break, right? You can't. There is no break. This is my nightmare.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Gays with Trixie and Katya

This is like the nightmare in Elm Street for me. My section starts with these boots made for walking. I start with a number. And then I'm on the back foot the whole program. When I'm jump roping, I'm smiling. But if you could hear me, you would hear Lamaze. And then some nights I'm dancing and I hit a wall where I actually go from like, yes, yes, yes, to both hands on the DJ decks like this.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Gays with Trixie and Katya

This is like the nightmare in Elm Street for me. My section starts with these boots made for walking. I start with a number. And then I'm on the back foot the whole program. When I'm jump roping, I'm smiling. But if you could hear me, you would hear Lamaze. And then some nights I'm dancing and I hit a wall where I actually go from like, yes, yes, yes, to both hands on the DJ decks like this.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Gays with Trixie and Katya

This is like the nightmare in Elm Street for me. My section starts with these boots made for walking. I start with a number. And then I'm on the back foot the whole program. When I'm jump roping, I'm smiling. But if you could hear me, you would hear Lamaze. And then some nights I'm dancing and I hit a wall where I actually go from like, yes, yes, yes, to both hands on the DJ decks like this.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Gays with Trixie and Katya

And if people record it and play it backwards, it's actually a devil voice saying, someone please kill me. Someone please kill me. And I consider myself pretty cardiovascular fit.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Gays with Trixie and Katya

And if people record it and play it backwards, it's actually a devil voice saying, someone please kill me. Someone please kill me. And I consider myself pretty cardiovascular fit.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Gays with Trixie and Katya

And if people record it and play it backwards, it's actually a devil voice saying, someone please kill me. Someone please kill me. And I consider myself pretty cardiovascular fit.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Gays with Trixie and Katya

I'm in four or five miles today. You don't even sweat that much. No. So like if I'm hot, you know what I say backstage? I said, do you know Katya would have quit already? Sweetie, I would have. Do you know she would have quit already? Do you know how like killer whales have a very like, like I would have sensed the heat from yards and yards and yards away. Echo location.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Gays with Trixie and Katya

I'm in four or five miles today. You don't even sweat that much. No. So like if I'm hot, you know what I say backstage? I said, do you know Katya would have quit already? Sweetie, I would have. Do you know she would have quit already? Do you know how like killer whales have a very like, like I would have sensed the heat from yards and yards and yards away. Echo location.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Gays with Trixie and Katya

I'm in four or five miles today. You don't even sweat that much. No. So like if I'm hot, you know what I say backstage? I said, do you know Katya would have quit already? Sweetie, I would have. Do you know she would have quit already? Do you know how like killer whales have a very like, like I would have sensed the heat from yards and yards and yards away. Echo location.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Gays with Trixie and Katya

I would not even have entered the building. It's like a vampire. I'd have to be invited in and it's just too hot. Right. So one time I did, this was... Me and Juno Burch did something for YouTube Pride like two years ago. And it was, the air was broken. Her face is blue. The air was broken. And I love YouTube, love YouTube. But I went, you guys? I said, she's painted special effects light blue.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Gays with Trixie and Katya

I would not even have entered the building. It's like a vampire. I'd have to be invited in and it's just too hot. Right. So one time I did, this was... Me and Juno Burch did something for YouTube Pride like two years ago. And it was, the air was broken. Her face is blue. The air was broken. And I love YouTube, love YouTube. But I went, you guys? I said, she's painted special effects light blue.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Gays with Trixie and Katya

I would not even have entered the building. It's like a vampire. I'd have to be invited in and it's just too hot. Right. So one time I did, this was... Me and Juno Burch did something for YouTube Pride like two years ago. And it was, the air was broken. Her face is blue. The air was broken. And I love YouTube, love YouTube. But I went, you guys? I said, she's painted special effects light blue.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Gays with Trixie and Katya

If she sweats at all, it's not really fixable until she starts putting eyeshadow on her face as if it's powder. And I said, did you guys know if it was me and Katya, she would have left already? I don't think she would have showed up. She would have gone, no ma'am. I know the heat is something that I guess I either need to quit drag or give up dreams of comfort.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Gays with Trixie and Katya

If she sweats at all, it's not really fixable until she starts putting eyeshadow on her face as if it's powder. And I said, did you guys know if it was me and Katya, she would have left already? I don't think she would have showed up. She would have gone, no ma'am. I know the heat is something that I guess I either need to quit drag or give up dreams of comfort.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Gays with Trixie and Katya

If she sweats at all, it's not really fixable until she starts putting eyeshadow on her face as if it's powder. And I said, did you guys know if it was me and Katya, she would have left already? I don't think she would have showed up. She would have gone, no ma'am. I know the heat is something that I guess I either need to quit drag or give up dreams of comfort.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Gays with Trixie and Katya

Or there's option C, demand reasonable, what do you call it? Demand reasonable parameters for your performance. Shove ice cubes up my ass. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cryotherapy. And it'll help with my fissure. Yes.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Gays with Trixie and Katya

Or there's option C, demand reasonable, what do you call it? Demand reasonable parameters for your performance. Shove ice cubes up my ass. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cryotherapy. And it'll help with my fissure. Yes.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Gays with Trixie and Katya

Or there's option C, demand reasonable, what do you call it? Demand reasonable parameters for your performance. Shove ice cubes up my ass. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cryotherapy. And it'll help with my fissure. Yes.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Gays with Trixie and Katya

I mean, there's no reason on God's green earth that in the year of 2025, where we're putting stints in people's hearts, we're sending Katy Perry to the fucking moon and back, but you can't get some adequate AC at your solid pink disco? We're at the point that ketamine has become an acceptable therapy. We need a blue destination. People do mushrooms at work and call it self-care.